A/N: I make a lot of these, don't I? Anyway, I hope you're not mad,
Pelican, but I decided to give the third author spot to M2 The Mewtwo Guru,
to repay her for letting me be in her Fic. Both Pelican and M2 The Mewtwo
Guru, please review to tell me you're both ok with this. All right, time
for more butt-kickin' action, Fox, Falco and Ice Climbers style!
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Fox, Falco and the Ice Climbers stood at one end of Final Destination, and faced the Ice Climbers. [Insert SA2's Tails v Eggman/Knuckles v Rouge music]
"Greetings, treasure hunter" Ness began. "Did you find MY emerald?"
"That's a good one, YOUR emerald!" Fox replied harshly. "Talking to you is a waste of time!"
Fox and Ness leapt into the middle of the stage and faced each other.
"If that's how you want to play, I will take it from you!" Ness growled.
"Hand over those Master Emeralds!" Fox pointed a finger at Ness. "Give them to me!"
"3...2...1...BEAT-UP NESS!"
Fox dashed in and used a Roundhouse Kick into Ness' gut. Ness slid across the floor right into where Falco and the Ice Climbers were watching the strange event previous. Popo grabbed Ness, and Nana whacked him in the head once. Popo threw Ness into the air and the two of them leapt in after him with a spike (that's another way of saying Meteor Smash) to send Ness into the floor with a loud smack. It was Falco's turn now--he sent several blasts from his Blaster to hit Ness. The shots were rather weak, but they were a good stepping stone into Falco's Falco Split, which was executed right after the Blaster. Ness slid to the side after the split made it's mark, and right into Fox and the Ice Climbers. Fox used his super-quick Reflector to reflect Ness to the side, into the Ice Climbers' brief hammer blows. The duo followed it up with a Squall Hammer, spinning rapidly and moving back into the fray after each successful hit. Fox landed two punches and went into his fancy footwork, hitting Ness with several kicks. Falco was now dashing in, and as he approached Ness held out his foot for a running kick. When Ness' feet left the ground from this, Fox jumped and kicked forward about forty-seven times, though only about three made their mark. Popo and Nana swung their hammers and use Ice Shot to send ice at Ness. One of them was kicked away by Ness, but Nana's block hit him. Popo took the opportunity to whack Ness twice, Nana joining in on the second. Falco showed Ness how good his feet were in battle with a forceful kick across the head. With a 'zwoosh' sound, Fox zoomed by Ness with his patented Fox Illusion, built for speed. Not expecting such a move at this time in a match, Ness was swept off his feet, and being in the air, Ness became easy prey for Fox's powerful Flip Kick. Ness wasn't eliminated yet, as shown when he used a reverse kick to tag Falco's chest, then came forward and shot a P.K. Thunder towards the Ice Climbers. Both of them safely rolled away from the PSI Fire attack in time to use Ice Shot on him, and open up for Falco's strongest move, the Roundhouse Kick, to come in. With a spin Falco's foot broke into Ness' stomach. Ness struggled to keep his lunch inside of him as he was sent flying from his first stock.
"Heh" Falco spun around victoriously and threw a punch at the air (I know that's not technically what he does but I'm not sure any other way to describe it). Ness returned and did a sideways kick to Fox, who threw a punch that did no damage due to the invincibility. He turned around to use his exceedingly weak yo-yo on Popo, but was then hit by a Double-Smash by both Climbers. The hammers pounded upon Ness' head, leaving him in pain. Fox began to shoot his Blaster, which somehow gave no pain to Ness. Falco used his own, and this one did hurt, a lot more than it should. Ness remembered Fox's Blaster-it didn't hurt you, but it did wear you down, and you'd never know. Falco did a quick kick as the Ice Climbers both used rapid hits before holding their hammers upwards and spinning them. The Hammer Twirl did quite some damage in a very quick time. Fox kicked upwards behind his back in time to hit Ness' back with his heel, then jumped and kicked upwards twice. The Ice Climbers jumped above Ness and threw two blocks of ice down at him. Ness flinched from the two cold items hitting his face. Falco spun around in midair while Ness was still their, turning his body like a screw to hit Ness in the head with his feet. Ness fell quickly right into Fox and the Ice Climbers, who bombarded him with punches, kicks and in the Climbers' cases, hammer thwacks. Ness warded off Popo and Nana with his Home Run Bat, which struck both, but Fox and Falco where still holding their ground well in the flogging, hitting Ness with several punches and kicks here and there and everywhere.
Falco grabbed hold of Ness and slammed him into the ground before firing a red Blaster shot, stronger than the usual, and following it up with his Reflector for his excellent combo to send the idiot sideways. Fox followed this up by Roundhouse Kicking from the other side. Ness hit the ground and slid sideways. Fox, being the fastest, was first to dash closer, Falco and the Ice Climbers following close behind in that order. The Climbers faced different directions and sent a very quick blast of ice at Ness. Ness held out his hands to fight off the icy wind but it did too much and he was hit. From behind Falco used a kick that looked much like a stab into Ness' back. Not expecting to be hit from behind, Ness turned around and angrily punched at Falco's face twice before launching a P.K. Thunder into his stomach. Fox's fist connected with the side of Ness' face, making way for Fox to crouch and swipe his foot and tail across the ground at the same time with a 'slice'. Falco was in midair at the time Ness was tripped, charging a blast of fiery energy around him. He quickly launched himself downward at Ness, sending him into the ground. Caught aflame, Ness' head literally bounced off the black floor. Falco picked up Ness, gave him two punches and then an uppercut outwards. The Ice Climbers dashed in and then used a downward Smash, swiping their hammers across the ground as Ness fell to it. On his knees and panting, the boy still wasn't ready to give up. He turned and used his P.K. Fire, aiming at Fox. Fox's superior speed easily pulled him away from it, just as Ness used another P.K. Fire, this one thrown at Falco. Falco used his own above-par ability to get away, in jumping high above the wall of flames. Coming down from the jump, Falco was facing to the left, Ness to the right of him. Falco landed a reverse kick in to send Ness into the other three fighters who were waiting for him. Fox zoomed past Ness with his Fox Illusion, just in time for the Ice Climbers to use a powerful swing of their hammers to send Ness away. Shaking his head, Ness got to his feet and dashed back, where the Ice Climbers were holding their hammers up, charging energy. "Oh cra--" Ness was cut off as both of them used one of the most powerful forward Smashes in Melee today. The strong force sent Ness flying from the side of the arena, moving at such a velocity that he couldn't pull himself back on stage, and so he sank.
The Ice Climbers both posed, holding their hammers upwards with their little Eskimo cry. Ness returned, and with revenge on his mind, spun around in the air and hit both young fighters a few times. Angered from this, the Climbers retaliated with the same forward Smash, but it was ineffective due to invincibility. This problem was solved quickly enough by Falco's upward Flip Kick on Ness. Fox double-jumped after Ness and used his Reflector in an attempt to end the match quickly. This didn't work, as Ness quickly sent a P.K. Thunder from his head. He took a long time to sink, just enough time to allow the attack to hit him right in the butt. Ness' electrocuted body went flying into Fox, who went off the side quickly. Fox used his Fire Fox in an attempt to get back onto the stage, but due to the fact that he fell as fast as he ran, Fox quickly sank to his first defeat. Ness' nodded in victory, but the victory was very short-lived when Falco's foot drilled into Ness' face. Fox returned with a vengeance, immediatley using his Roundhouse Kick, followed by a dashing forward kick. The Ice Climbers both Smashed upwards on Ness, and Falco used his own upward Smash when Ness came down. The Ice Climbers went into their Squall Hammer mode, hitting Ness several times before proceeding to hit him a few times. Falco began to shoot his Blaster from a far away range, while Fox connected with a large amount of rapid kicks. The pilot proceeded to move in and use Fox Illusion on Ness, opening up for Falco to use the move of similar aspects, Falco Phantasm. Both light-speed moves did quite the number, leaving Ness to fall downwards. When he landed, Fox, Falco and the Ice Climbers leapt on him like a pack of ravenous hounds, attacking him physically as much as they could. Popo's hammer then struck into Ness' neck, causing him to move sideways into Fox's upward kick.
As Ness sank, the Ice Climbers leapt after him and spun around, showing great air agility in their movements and attack. Ness used a midair P.K. Thunder to hit himself and go downwards. He hit Popo and Nana both, bashing them into the ground. If it wasn't a downward attack, they probably would have been knocked off the stage. The two got up, swinging their hammers wildly until both made their way into Ness' stomach and face. Falco picked up Ness and threw him into the air, sending a red Blaster shot right into his face. As Ness came down, Fox quickly lunged with a two-footed kick into Ness' stomach, and used Roundhouse Kick. That winded up for Falco, who used his own Roundhouse Kick, which sent Ness back to Fox, who used the same move while Falco did the equivalent a few seconds later. Ending the game of volleyball, Falco motioned Fox away. Fox took a few steps back before using the Smash move again, allowing Falco to charge energy. By the time Ness came to Falco, the Roundhouse Kick Smash was fully charged up. Falco lashed forward with an incredible kick that sent Ness flying off the stage. Far too worn to come back, Ness let himself sink slowly.
"GAME!"
Stepping off the platform of Final Destination and into the room with the bleachers, Fox and Falco both crossed their arms, turned their head and said in a somewhat Army-like way "Mission, complete!"
Shrugging, the Ice Climbers did the same motion. "Mission complete!"
Ness got to his feet and picked up the complimentary healing items. He quickly gulped down the Heart Container and Maxim Tomato before stepping on stage. "NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR!" He yelled in his whiny voice, stomping the ground. "This...really...sucks" He turned to Master Hand. "This sucks! I think I'll just jump off the edge three times..."
"Do that and you die a bloody death" Master Hand replied.
Kirby was chatting with a large group of Smashers, namely Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Young Link, Mewtwo, Marth and Roy, when Zelda approached him. "Kirby, it's time for our match" Samus was right behind her as she spoke.
"Ok" Kirby nodded before walking off towards Final Destination, now in front of Zelda and Samus. "You know, it's great to be working with two lovely ladies like you"
"Don't even try, puffy" Samus stated sharply.
"I tried" Sighed Kirby as the three walked out towards Final Destination.
Meanwhile, Ness was pissed off. "Grr...they think they're so great. Well, I'm going to beat them down and see how they like it! I'm done playing games...time has come for ME to win!"
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A/N: Ok, this chapter was crap but I couldn't think of much else.
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Fox, Falco and the Ice Climbers stood at one end of Final Destination, and faced the Ice Climbers. [Insert SA2's Tails v Eggman/Knuckles v Rouge music]
"Greetings, treasure hunter" Ness began. "Did you find MY emerald?"
"That's a good one, YOUR emerald!" Fox replied harshly. "Talking to you is a waste of time!"
Fox and Ness leapt into the middle of the stage and faced each other.
"If that's how you want to play, I will take it from you!" Ness growled.
"Hand over those Master Emeralds!" Fox pointed a finger at Ness. "Give them to me!"
"3...2...1...BEAT-UP NESS!"
Fox dashed in and used a Roundhouse Kick into Ness' gut. Ness slid across the floor right into where Falco and the Ice Climbers were watching the strange event previous. Popo grabbed Ness, and Nana whacked him in the head once. Popo threw Ness into the air and the two of them leapt in after him with a spike (that's another way of saying Meteor Smash) to send Ness into the floor with a loud smack. It was Falco's turn now--he sent several blasts from his Blaster to hit Ness. The shots were rather weak, but they were a good stepping stone into Falco's Falco Split, which was executed right after the Blaster. Ness slid to the side after the split made it's mark, and right into Fox and the Ice Climbers. Fox used his super-quick Reflector to reflect Ness to the side, into the Ice Climbers' brief hammer blows. The duo followed it up with a Squall Hammer, spinning rapidly and moving back into the fray after each successful hit. Fox landed two punches and went into his fancy footwork, hitting Ness with several kicks. Falco was now dashing in, and as he approached Ness held out his foot for a running kick. When Ness' feet left the ground from this, Fox jumped and kicked forward about forty-seven times, though only about three made their mark. Popo and Nana swung their hammers and use Ice Shot to send ice at Ness. One of them was kicked away by Ness, but Nana's block hit him. Popo took the opportunity to whack Ness twice, Nana joining in on the second. Falco showed Ness how good his feet were in battle with a forceful kick across the head. With a 'zwoosh' sound, Fox zoomed by Ness with his patented Fox Illusion, built for speed. Not expecting such a move at this time in a match, Ness was swept off his feet, and being in the air, Ness became easy prey for Fox's powerful Flip Kick. Ness wasn't eliminated yet, as shown when he used a reverse kick to tag Falco's chest, then came forward and shot a P.K. Thunder towards the Ice Climbers. Both of them safely rolled away from the PSI Fire attack in time to use Ice Shot on him, and open up for Falco's strongest move, the Roundhouse Kick, to come in. With a spin Falco's foot broke into Ness' stomach. Ness struggled to keep his lunch inside of him as he was sent flying from his first stock.
"Heh" Falco spun around victoriously and threw a punch at the air (I know that's not technically what he does but I'm not sure any other way to describe it). Ness returned and did a sideways kick to Fox, who threw a punch that did no damage due to the invincibility. He turned around to use his exceedingly weak yo-yo on Popo, but was then hit by a Double-Smash by both Climbers. The hammers pounded upon Ness' head, leaving him in pain. Fox began to shoot his Blaster, which somehow gave no pain to Ness. Falco used his own, and this one did hurt, a lot more than it should. Ness remembered Fox's Blaster-it didn't hurt you, but it did wear you down, and you'd never know. Falco did a quick kick as the Ice Climbers both used rapid hits before holding their hammers upwards and spinning them. The Hammer Twirl did quite some damage in a very quick time. Fox kicked upwards behind his back in time to hit Ness' back with his heel, then jumped and kicked upwards twice. The Ice Climbers jumped above Ness and threw two blocks of ice down at him. Ness flinched from the two cold items hitting his face. Falco spun around in midair while Ness was still their, turning his body like a screw to hit Ness in the head with his feet. Ness fell quickly right into Fox and the Ice Climbers, who bombarded him with punches, kicks and in the Climbers' cases, hammer thwacks. Ness warded off Popo and Nana with his Home Run Bat, which struck both, but Fox and Falco where still holding their ground well in the flogging, hitting Ness with several punches and kicks here and there and everywhere.
Falco grabbed hold of Ness and slammed him into the ground before firing a red Blaster shot, stronger than the usual, and following it up with his Reflector for his excellent combo to send the idiot sideways. Fox followed this up by Roundhouse Kicking from the other side. Ness hit the ground and slid sideways. Fox, being the fastest, was first to dash closer, Falco and the Ice Climbers following close behind in that order. The Climbers faced different directions and sent a very quick blast of ice at Ness. Ness held out his hands to fight off the icy wind but it did too much and he was hit. From behind Falco used a kick that looked much like a stab into Ness' back. Not expecting to be hit from behind, Ness turned around and angrily punched at Falco's face twice before launching a P.K. Thunder into his stomach. Fox's fist connected with the side of Ness' face, making way for Fox to crouch and swipe his foot and tail across the ground at the same time with a 'slice'. Falco was in midair at the time Ness was tripped, charging a blast of fiery energy around him. He quickly launched himself downward at Ness, sending him into the ground. Caught aflame, Ness' head literally bounced off the black floor. Falco picked up Ness, gave him two punches and then an uppercut outwards. The Ice Climbers dashed in and then used a downward Smash, swiping their hammers across the ground as Ness fell to it. On his knees and panting, the boy still wasn't ready to give up. He turned and used his P.K. Fire, aiming at Fox. Fox's superior speed easily pulled him away from it, just as Ness used another P.K. Fire, this one thrown at Falco. Falco used his own above-par ability to get away, in jumping high above the wall of flames. Coming down from the jump, Falco was facing to the left, Ness to the right of him. Falco landed a reverse kick in to send Ness into the other three fighters who were waiting for him. Fox zoomed past Ness with his Fox Illusion, just in time for the Ice Climbers to use a powerful swing of their hammers to send Ness away. Shaking his head, Ness got to his feet and dashed back, where the Ice Climbers were holding their hammers up, charging energy. "Oh cra--" Ness was cut off as both of them used one of the most powerful forward Smashes in Melee today. The strong force sent Ness flying from the side of the arena, moving at such a velocity that he couldn't pull himself back on stage, and so he sank.
The Ice Climbers both posed, holding their hammers upwards with their little Eskimo cry. Ness returned, and with revenge on his mind, spun around in the air and hit both young fighters a few times. Angered from this, the Climbers retaliated with the same forward Smash, but it was ineffective due to invincibility. This problem was solved quickly enough by Falco's upward Flip Kick on Ness. Fox double-jumped after Ness and used his Reflector in an attempt to end the match quickly. This didn't work, as Ness quickly sent a P.K. Thunder from his head. He took a long time to sink, just enough time to allow the attack to hit him right in the butt. Ness' electrocuted body went flying into Fox, who went off the side quickly. Fox used his Fire Fox in an attempt to get back onto the stage, but due to the fact that he fell as fast as he ran, Fox quickly sank to his first defeat. Ness' nodded in victory, but the victory was very short-lived when Falco's foot drilled into Ness' face. Fox returned with a vengeance, immediatley using his Roundhouse Kick, followed by a dashing forward kick. The Ice Climbers both Smashed upwards on Ness, and Falco used his own upward Smash when Ness came down. The Ice Climbers went into their Squall Hammer mode, hitting Ness several times before proceeding to hit him a few times. Falco began to shoot his Blaster from a far away range, while Fox connected with a large amount of rapid kicks. The pilot proceeded to move in and use Fox Illusion on Ness, opening up for Falco to use the move of similar aspects, Falco Phantasm. Both light-speed moves did quite the number, leaving Ness to fall downwards. When he landed, Fox, Falco and the Ice Climbers leapt on him like a pack of ravenous hounds, attacking him physically as much as they could. Popo's hammer then struck into Ness' neck, causing him to move sideways into Fox's upward kick.
As Ness sank, the Ice Climbers leapt after him and spun around, showing great air agility in their movements and attack. Ness used a midair P.K. Thunder to hit himself and go downwards. He hit Popo and Nana both, bashing them into the ground. If it wasn't a downward attack, they probably would have been knocked off the stage. The two got up, swinging their hammers wildly until both made their way into Ness' stomach and face. Falco picked up Ness and threw him into the air, sending a red Blaster shot right into his face. As Ness came down, Fox quickly lunged with a two-footed kick into Ness' stomach, and used Roundhouse Kick. That winded up for Falco, who used his own Roundhouse Kick, which sent Ness back to Fox, who used the same move while Falco did the equivalent a few seconds later. Ending the game of volleyball, Falco motioned Fox away. Fox took a few steps back before using the Smash move again, allowing Falco to charge energy. By the time Ness came to Falco, the Roundhouse Kick Smash was fully charged up. Falco lashed forward with an incredible kick that sent Ness flying off the stage. Far too worn to come back, Ness let himself sink slowly.
"GAME!"
Stepping off the platform of Final Destination and into the room with the bleachers, Fox and Falco both crossed their arms, turned their head and said in a somewhat Army-like way "Mission, complete!"
Shrugging, the Ice Climbers did the same motion. "Mission complete!"
Ness got to his feet and picked up the complimentary healing items. He quickly gulped down the Heart Container and Maxim Tomato before stepping on stage. "NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR!" He yelled in his whiny voice, stomping the ground. "This...really...sucks" He turned to Master Hand. "This sucks! I think I'll just jump off the edge three times..."
"Do that and you die a bloody death" Master Hand replied.
Kirby was chatting with a large group of Smashers, namely Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Young Link, Mewtwo, Marth and Roy, when Zelda approached him. "Kirby, it's time for our match" Samus was right behind her as she spoke.
"Ok" Kirby nodded before walking off towards Final Destination, now in front of Zelda and Samus. "You know, it's great to be working with two lovely ladies like you"
"Don't even try, puffy" Samus stated sharply.
"I tried" Sighed Kirby as the three walked out towards Final Destination.
Meanwhile, Ness was pissed off. "Grr...they think they're so great. Well, I'm going to beat them down and see how they like it! I'm done playing games...time has come for ME to win!"
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A/N: Ok, this chapter was crap but I couldn't think of much else.