Don't own the song by Bill Haley and his Comets. Another strange parody that came out of my head.
Shake, Rattle and Roll
Kelly was sitting at his desk trying to stay calm when another earthquake hits the building. Books and other objects were flying all over the place.
"Not again!" He screamed then sang. (The stress of the job was getting to him.)
Whenever I relax those darn earthquakes start again!
Whenever I relax those darn earthquakes start again!
I'd have never taken this job if I knew then!
It's always shake, rattle and roll!
It's just shake, rattle and roll!
It's just shake, rattle and roll!
Just shake, rattle and roll!
This dang school is out of control!
Monsters are running amok and the gym's been destroyed!
Monsters are running amok and the gym's been destroyed!
All this insanity is really starting to get me annoyed!
It's just shake, rattle and roll
It's just shake, rattle and roll
Just shake, rattle and roll!
Just shake, rattle and roll!
This crazy school is just out of control!
I never get a chance to collect my thoughts and think
I never get a chance to collect my thoughts and think
The only way I can cope with it is to drink!
I think something strange is going on, I know
I think something strange is going on, I know!
If I don't figure out what it is, my sanity is gonna go!
With all the shakin', rattlin', and rollin'!
I said shake, rattle and roll!
Shake, rattle and roll!
This crazy school is just way out of control!
Shake rattle and roll!
A piece of the ceiling fell loose and hit Kelly on the head.
"Ow…."