I don't own any Evolution characters or Brittany Spears songs. Sorry. This is also to let you know that since I'm finishing this story around the end of 'Day of Reckoning' Wanda won't be in school to torture Kelly. In fact none of the Brotherhood seemed to be in school when the last few episode occurred. However she will be in my upcoming 200th Evo Fic so be patient.
One More Time
Kelly was in his office trying to recover from the latest disaster at Bayville High. He was having some coffee with his scotch. And singing.
It's crazy, crazy…
How as I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here?
It's crazy, crazy…
I should have known something was wrong
When they offered to pay me double to work here!
Somebody is playing games with me
But I don't know who or why!
This insane job is killing me
I must confess I do believe
If I don't find out what's going on I'll lose my mind!
Give me a sign!
My sanity's running out of time!
(It turns out Kelly should have had a bit more coffee, he starts dancing around.)
It's crazy, crazy…
I'm getting so depressed
It's not worth the drive here!
It's just plain crazy!
My life's nothing but stressed!
I'm amazed I'm still alive!
Someone show me what I'm supposed to do here
When demons and earthquakes happen all the time!
This insane job is killing me
I must confess I do believe
No one else sees what's going on, they must be blind!
I'll lose my mind
If this happens one more time!
It's just crazy! How was I supposed to know?
I shouldn't stay here! I should just go!
I must confess, I still believe that I can do some good here!
Even though I've nearly lost my sanity!
And yet I still believe! I won't give up!
Give me a sign! That I can make it work this time!
This insane job is killing me
I must confess I do believe
No one else sees what's going on, they must be blind!
I'll lose my mind!
If this happens one more time!
He looked over and saw Dorothy and a few students staring at him. One Girl student said to Dorothy, "Okay I wasn't convinced before when you said that Brittany Spears had too much influence on how people dress and behave. But now I think you may have a point."