The TV flashes to a game show set. Vegeta is in one booth while the rest of the z-senshi is in another. The host with a stupid hairdo steps out. "WELCOOOMMEEEE TO!" The audience choruses perfectly. "DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Clapping is heard everywhere while the z-team sweatdrops. The host turns to Vegeta and everything quiets down. "You have chosen to prove to your little friends over there, what you hate being called."
Vegeta growls low in his throat. He snaps out. "I am NOT their friends and I did NOT choose to be on this sorry excuse for a show! Is this what you humans do?! Maybe I should've destroyed this baka of a planet!" Vegeta cuts off though with a glare from Chi Chi and Bulma.
The announcer stands unfazed though. "Well mister Vegeta, just tell us the few things that people have or had called you, that really got on your nerves." Vegets glances at the announcer. "Anyone that called me anything a while back was dead before they could again." The audience sweatdrops. Announcer turns to the screen. "Sorry but it's time for the commercial break!"
****Commercial break****
The new Mc'Donald's DBZ toy commercial plays but is cut off and then Vegeta and Goku walk in front of the screen. Each holds up the toy shaped like them. Vegeta yells, "THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME!!!!" Goku faces the screen. "My hair doesn't stand up like this ALL the time!" The camera zooms out then back in and Vegeta and Goku are standing in front of the head honcho of Mc'Donalds. Vegeta is holding a ki blast up to the guys head. The head guy turns to the screen. "The DBZ toys have been called off!" He then runs screaming form the room. Goku now faces the screen. "OH1 Are we on TV?!" He waves at the screen. "Hi Chi Chi! Hi Gohan!" Vegeta sweatdrops.
****End of Commercial Break****
The host turns to Vegeta. "Well name some of them and why they're wrong. Vegeta smirks at the screen the cuts in. "Fine, let's see...." He rattles of a few BAD BAD WORDS! Then the show shorts out. It shows back in with Goku placing his hand over a pissed off Vegeta's mouth.
(A/N: Goten is now 3 and Trunks is 4 and Goku's alive if you haven't noticed.)
Goten and Trunks say "Oooooo! He sayed a bad word!" Bulma walks up to Vegeta and wacks him in the head. "NAME SOME THAT ARE ACTUALLY STICKING WITH THIS SHOW'S RATING!" The audience all sweatdrop and all the kids are shoved out. The show shorts back to commercials.
****Commercial Break****
Vegeta is glaring at a coke bottle. "Stupid human substance! Why the heck did the woman give this to me?!" Goku walks and picks up the pepsi. "Ooohhh! Soda!" He was about to open it when Vegeta blasts him away! "That's MINE Kakarot!" Goku It's looking at Vegeta funny. "I thought you hated pepsi!" Vegeta doesn't respond but blows up the pepsi can. "I do." He walks off. The director runs out into the scene. "Cut! Cut!"
****End of Commercial Break****
The host turns back to Vegeta. "Please tell us some name's that are appropriate." "Fine. I was called a smelly monkey by this white girl faced lizard. Also by many people VEGETABLE HEAD." Everyone but Vegeta laughs. Vegeta powers up and everyone shuts it. "I am NOT a vegetable! Mine names pronounced v-cheeta not vegetable! And whoever calls me that can go say hi to that white freak in HE..!"
The show cuts off to whiteness.
**Later**
Vegeta is seen flying away from a pan-armed Chi Chi in a hover-car. Everyone sweatdrops.
END!
Vegeta growls low in his throat. He snaps out. "I am NOT their friends and I did NOT choose to be on this sorry excuse for a show! Is this what you humans do?! Maybe I should've destroyed this baka of a planet!" Vegeta cuts off though with a glare from Chi Chi and Bulma.
The announcer stands unfazed though. "Well mister Vegeta, just tell us the few things that people have or had called you, that really got on your nerves." Vegets glances at the announcer. "Anyone that called me anything a while back was dead before they could again." The audience sweatdrops. Announcer turns to the screen. "Sorry but it's time for the commercial break!"
****Commercial break****
The new Mc'Donald's DBZ toy commercial plays but is cut off and then Vegeta and Goku walk in front of the screen. Each holds up the toy shaped like them. Vegeta yells, "THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME!!!!" Goku faces the screen. "My hair doesn't stand up like this ALL the time!" The camera zooms out then back in and Vegeta and Goku are standing in front of the head honcho of Mc'Donalds. Vegeta is holding a ki blast up to the guys head. The head guy turns to the screen. "The DBZ toys have been called off!" He then runs screaming form the room. Goku now faces the screen. "OH1 Are we on TV?!" He waves at the screen. "Hi Chi Chi! Hi Gohan!" Vegeta sweatdrops.
****End of Commercial Break****
The host turns to Vegeta. "Well name some of them and why they're wrong. Vegeta smirks at the screen the cuts in. "Fine, let's see...." He rattles of a few BAD BAD WORDS! Then the show shorts out. It shows back in with Goku placing his hand over a pissed off Vegeta's mouth.
(A/N: Goten is now 3 and Trunks is 4 and Goku's alive if you haven't noticed.)
Goten and Trunks say "Oooooo! He sayed a bad word!" Bulma walks up to Vegeta and wacks him in the head. "NAME SOME THAT ARE ACTUALLY STICKING WITH THIS SHOW'S RATING!" The audience all sweatdrop and all the kids are shoved out. The show shorts back to commercials.
****Commercial Break****
Vegeta is glaring at a coke bottle. "Stupid human substance! Why the heck did the woman give this to me?!" Goku walks and picks up the pepsi. "Ooohhh! Soda!" He was about to open it when Vegeta blasts him away! "That's MINE Kakarot!" Goku It's looking at Vegeta funny. "I thought you hated pepsi!" Vegeta doesn't respond but blows up the pepsi can. "I do." He walks off. The director runs out into the scene. "Cut! Cut!"
****End of Commercial Break****
The host turns back to Vegeta. "Please tell us some name's that are appropriate." "Fine. I was called a smelly monkey by this white girl faced lizard. Also by many people VEGETABLE HEAD." Everyone but Vegeta laughs. Vegeta powers up and everyone shuts it. "I am NOT a vegetable! Mine names pronounced v-cheeta not vegetable! And whoever calls me that can go say hi to that white freak in HE..!"
The show cuts off to whiteness.
**Later**
Vegeta is seen flying away from a pan-armed Chi Chi in a hover-car. Everyone sweatdrops.
END!