Napoleon XIV owns the lyrics to the original. Not me. Let's go out with a song shall we?

They're Going to Take Them Away…Ha! Ha!

Kelly was staring at the television watching the mutants on TV. He makes faces. He gasps. Then he starts to laugh. "I knew it! I KNEW IT! I knew I wasn't crazy! All this time…all the insanity! It was the mutants all along! The mutants! They're to blame for everything! Yes, yes it's their fault all this happened! All the earthquakes and the monsters and the craziness! HA! HA!HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh…they're gonna pay! Oh yes! He! He!"

Kelly then started running through the halls, laughing and singing.

Remember when I first got here and I thought this would be a nice quiet job?

Yeah right!

Well I soon learned my lesson and then the days got worse and worse and I was slowly losing my mind!

But now…

They're going to take them away! Ha! Ha!

They're going to take them away! Ho Ho, He He, Ha Ha!

Now life will be beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those freaks all go cause they're going to take them away! Ha Ha!

I told people things were wrong around here but did anyone listen? No they didn't!

They laughed! They laughed! I heard them laugh at me! But now I've been proven right so who's laughing now you jerks! Huh?

So they're going to take them away! Ha Ha!

They're going to take them away! Ho Ho, He He! Ha Ha!

Far away from here! No more monsters and earthquakes or stupid frogs or shaving cream explosions all over the place and I'll be very happy to see them go far away Ha Ha!

I tried to be nice and be a good man and this is how I was rewarded for my kind unselfish work! Ha! Well the tables have turned, I'll get my revenge and when I do I make all those insane lunatic freaks pay! HA!

I'm going to put them away! Ha Ha!

I'm going to put them away! Ho Ho! He He! Ha Ha!

To some funny farm someplace and I'll be so happy to see them all go! So I'll feel safe in my own home cause they're finally going away! Ha Ha! No more monsters or explosions or stupid frogs or earthquakes shaking everything up because they'll all be gone and they're all going away! Ha Ha!

Two orderlies from the Bayville Home of the Bewildered walk by. "We got another one Stephen. Get the net! And an extra straightjacket!"