Okay flame me later k? I KNOW I've been slow at uploading but I've been
hooked on this new site. But here's a talk show fic lol.
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Camera zooms in on a talk show host dude with a hair cut you'd never wanna try. "Hi folks! Are you sick of those hard nasty senzus? I mean SURE they'll heal you. But they taste like linolium and are hard as rocks!! So here we've asked some of the users of this product what they think."
Screen zooms to Goku. "Mr.Son (A/N: this feels weird typing this 0.o) is it true you use the 'Senzu Beans' many times before?" Goku nods. "Do they express an unpleasent taste to you?"
Goku blinks. "There's such thing as bad tasting food?" Announcer blinks and walks to a new person. Yamucha is seen snickering in the back ground.
(A/N: Face it, there's almost NO food Goku won't eat.)
Screen uploads to Krillin. "You are a user of the product Senzu beans right?" Krillin nods. "Yeah.." "Do they express any dipleasure to you?" Krillin pauses. "How could they displeasure me?" Announcer sweatdrops. "The taste or feel?" Krillin laughs his annoying short laugh. "If your about to die you'll eat anything to help you." Announcer's vein appears.
Screen zooms in on Vegeta. Announcer runs up to him. "Excuse Mr. Briefs could you please answer some questions??" The camera blacks out from a Ki ball thrown by Vegeta at the camera.
Screen zooms on announcer. "As you can see the Senzu's taste can mess with a person's thinking and mood."
The audience nods in agreement. "Now that we see the bad affect of these foods. Let's go to Mrs.Son and see how she suggests making them taste better,"
Screen flashes to Chi Chi who's in one of those kitchen show sets. She's smiling cornily. "First I've made Baked Senzu Beans. What's handy about this dish is that it can remote enemies helpless."
A snip show's Yairobe and some fat guy fighting. All of a sudden Yairobe let's out a huge fart and the other guy falls down anime style, his face blue.
Screen goes back to Chi Chi. "I've also made Senzu casserole. It tastes very good. My Goku will demonstrate."
Goku walks up to the table and automatically stuffs his face with it.
A person in the audience yelled out. "That's cheap! That disposal will eat ANYTHING!"
WHAM! A big burly usher boots the guy outs the back door.
Screen zooms back to a slightly pissed Chi Chi. (A/N: This is LIVE from her kitchen set, so she can hear what they say.)
"I've also made Rocky Candy Senzus. But you must have REALLY good teeth to eat this dish. To demonstrate what I mean, Bob the couch patatoe who has NEVEr brushed his teeth will try one."
Bob the guys who's shirt in stained and has tons of faical hair walks up to the candy and puts it in his mouth. Everthing is in silence.
He chomps it down happily.......
A vein appears on Chi Chi. She screams at him. "What the heck?! Your teeth aren't strong enough to survive that!"
Bob smirks. "Since I'm a 'Couch Patatoe' I catch the home shopping channel alot. I have a pair of original 1800 hippo choppers!"
(A/N: The made some false teeth out of hippo teeth back then. George Washington had some in his denchers.)
The audience watches in awe as Chi Chi beats Bob to a pulp and boots him out the back window. Goku sweatdrops. (A/N: *sniffles* poor Bob..........)
Announcer's face flushes red. "Mrs.Son please get on with your show."
Chi Chi grits her teeth and faces the camera. She looks like she's about to punch out the camera.
All of a sudden everyone in the audience cheers! They chant "Go Chi Chi Go!" Repeatedly.
The Announcer faces the screen suddenly. "Join us next week as Mrs.Son's Woman's wrestling career launches out!"
Chi Chi blinks. The Z-senshi sweatdrop.
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I know what ur thinking. But seriously Chi Chi wouldn't be able to fit that 'Perfect Cook.' routine for a whole show!.........poor bob........in later chapters of my weird fics, i might make a sequel to this fic.
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Camera zooms in on a talk show host dude with a hair cut you'd never wanna try. "Hi folks! Are you sick of those hard nasty senzus? I mean SURE they'll heal you. But they taste like linolium and are hard as rocks!! So here we've asked some of the users of this product what they think."
Screen zooms to Goku. "Mr.Son (A/N: this feels weird typing this 0.o) is it true you use the 'Senzu Beans' many times before?" Goku nods. "Do they express an unpleasent taste to you?"
Goku blinks. "There's such thing as bad tasting food?" Announcer blinks and walks to a new person. Yamucha is seen snickering in the back ground.
(A/N: Face it, there's almost NO food Goku won't eat.)
Screen uploads to Krillin. "You are a user of the product Senzu beans right?" Krillin nods. "Yeah.." "Do they express any dipleasure to you?" Krillin pauses. "How could they displeasure me?" Announcer sweatdrops. "The taste or feel?" Krillin laughs his annoying short laugh. "If your about to die you'll eat anything to help you." Announcer's vein appears.
Screen zooms in on Vegeta. Announcer runs up to him. "Excuse Mr. Briefs could you please answer some questions??" The camera blacks out from a Ki ball thrown by Vegeta at the camera.
Screen zooms on announcer. "As you can see the Senzu's taste can mess with a person's thinking and mood."
The audience nods in agreement. "Now that we see the bad affect of these foods. Let's go to Mrs.Son and see how she suggests making them taste better,"
Screen flashes to Chi Chi who's in one of those kitchen show sets. She's smiling cornily. "First I've made Baked Senzu Beans. What's handy about this dish is that it can remote enemies helpless."
A snip show's Yairobe and some fat guy fighting. All of a sudden Yairobe let's out a huge fart and the other guy falls down anime style, his face blue.
Screen goes back to Chi Chi. "I've also made Senzu casserole. It tastes very good. My Goku will demonstrate."
Goku walks up to the table and automatically stuffs his face with it.
A person in the audience yelled out. "That's cheap! That disposal will eat ANYTHING!"
WHAM! A big burly usher boots the guy outs the back door.
Screen zooms back to a slightly pissed Chi Chi. (A/N: This is LIVE from her kitchen set, so she can hear what they say.)
"I've also made Rocky Candy Senzus. But you must have REALLY good teeth to eat this dish. To demonstrate what I mean, Bob the couch patatoe who has NEVEr brushed his teeth will try one."
Bob the guys who's shirt in stained and has tons of faical hair walks up to the candy and puts it in his mouth. Everthing is in silence.
He chomps it down happily.......
A vein appears on Chi Chi. She screams at him. "What the heck?! Your teeth aren't strong enough to survive that!"
Bob smirks. "Since I'm a 'Couch Patatoe' I catch the home shopping channel alot. I have a pair of original 1800 hippo choppers!"
(A/N: The made some false teeth out of hippo teeth back then. George Washington had some in his denchers.)
The audience watches in awe as Chi Chi beats Bob to a pulp and boots him out the back window. Goku sweatdrops. (A/N: *sniffles* poor Bob..........)
Announcer's face flushes red. "Mrs.Son please get on with your show."
Chi Chi grits her teeth and faces the camera. She looks like she's about to punch out the camera.
All of a sudden everyone in the audience cheers! They chant "Go Chi Chi Go!" Repeatedly.
The Announcer faces the screen suddenly. "Join us next week as Mrs.Son's Woman's wrestling career launches out!"
Chi Chi blinks. The Z-senshi sweatdrop.
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I know what ur thinking. But seriously Chi Chi wouldn't be able to fit that 'Perfect Cook.' routine for a whole show!.........poor bob........in later chapters of my weird fics, i might make a sequel to this fic.