Here's my next weird fic. People bear with me! My cat scratched up my wrist so bad it's wrapped up right now. So if you see any typos it's not my fault. This one will be quicker than the last.
Goku walks up on stage in front of a microphone. "Hi people!" Cricket's chirping is heard. "....Well for tonight our kid chorus will be singing `Old Mc'Donald.' Many thanks to the farmer who lent the animals for our live stage reanactment."
(A/N: If that's how you spell it.)
"Also thanks to Vegeta who will be handling the animals."
"Hurry so we can get this over with KAKAROT!"
"Uhh..hehe..... on with the show!"
The curtain is pulled back and the chibi chorus consisting of: Trunks, Goten, Marron, and a few other kids are shown. Vegeta is back stage waiting for the cu to shove out the animals. The chibi chorus starts to sing:
"Old Mc'Donald had a farm ee-I ee-I oooh
And on his farm he had a duck ee-I ee-I oooh"
Vegeta shoves the duck into view. The duck protests by biting Vegeta then waddling out.
"With a quack quack here! And a quack quack there! Here a quack! There a quack! Everywhere a quack quack!"
The chibi chorus sings louder to cover Vegeta's cussing from back stage.
"Old Mc'Donald had a farm! Ee-I ee-I oohhh!"
Vegeta not wanting to retrieve the duck and still mad at it, insinerates it with a ki blast. The audience starts to scream! The chorus starts again and things calm down slightly.
"And on his farm he had a goat! Ee-I ee-I ooh!"
Vegeta not taking any risks walks out into view dragging the goat by a leash behind.
"With a baaabaa here! And a baabaaa there! Here a baa! There a baa! Everywhere a baabaa! Old Mc'Donald had a farm ee-I ee-I oooh!"
Vegeta kicks the goat of the stage sending it flying through the roof. He starts to walk back off stage when it lands on his head. "WHY YOU !" Goku runs up and covers Vegeta's mouth. "Now's not the time Vegeta!" He whispers urgently. He then shoves Vegeta offstage and takes the goat so Vegeta won't kill it too.
Trunks and Goten blush slightly then the chorus starts again.
"And on his farm he had a hen! Ee-I ee-I ooh!"
Vegeta lets the hen out and continues to glare at Goku. The hen walks out on stage. Vegeta realizes how hungry he is, he looks at the hen on stage.
(A/N: uh oh........)
"With a cluck cluck here! And a cluck cluck there! Here a cluck! There a cluck! Everywhere a cluck cluck! Old Mc'Donald had a farm! Ee-I ee-I ooh!"
Vegeta walks out a surprisingly doesn't kill it. He simply ushers it off stage. Goku stares open-mouthed.
"And on his farm he had a......."
The chorus stares open eyed as Vegeta chases the chicken around with a ax. The chicken flaps around in circles clucking it's heart out. Then they runoff stage and silence is heard....the audience gulps. The chorus pauses with most of the kids glaring at Trunks.
Goku is standing there mad enough. `He had to kill the duck, but why the chicken?!' He didn't really want to know the answer. Suddenly he smirked and ran up to the chorus and whispered something to them. The chorus smirked evily and started again.
"And on his farm he had a highly poisenous long fanged killer snake! Ee-I ee-I oooh!"
Vegeta sweatdrops and runs out of the building. The whole audotorium laughs evily. After the show, Bulma heads home extremely angry. She walks in the C.C "VEGETA!!" Vegeta walks into view. "Nani?" "NO FOOD FOR YOU TONIGHT! YOU CAN COOK FOR YOURSELF! I HAVE A LAWSUIT FOR THE ANIMALS YOU KILLED FRIM THE FARMER! AND NOW THE ANIMAL ABUSE PEOPLE ARE AFTER YOU! SO I'M NOT GOING TO COOK YOU SQUAT TONIGHT!!!" To her disbelief Vegeta shrugged and walked down towards the Gravity Room. Bulma stared her mouth hanging open.
When he got in Vegeta smirked and pulled out the now well cooked chicken and duck. "Maybe I should volunteer more often..."
That's all!
Goku walks up on stage in front of a microphone. "Hi people!" Cricket's chirping is heard. "....Well for tonight our kid chorus will be singing `Old Mc'Donald.' Many thanks to the farmer who lent the animals for our live stage reanactment."
(A/N: If that's how you spell it.)
"Also thanks to Vegeta who will be handling the animals."
"Hurry so we can get this over with KAKAROT!"
"Uhh..hehe..... on with the show!"
The curtain is pulled back and the chibi chorus consisting of: Trunks, Goten, Marron, and a few other kids are shown. Vegeta is back stage waiting for the cu to shove out the animals. The chibi chorus starts to sing:
"Old Mc'Donald had a farm ee-I ee-I oooh
And on his farm he had a duck ee-I ee-I oooh"
Vegeta shoves the duck into view. The duck protests by biting Vegeta then waddling out.
"With a quack quack here! And a quack quack there! Here a quack! There a quack! Everywhere a quack quack!"
The chibi chorus sings louder to cover Vegeta's cussing from back stage.
"Old Mc'Donald had a farm! Ee-I ee-I oohhh!"
Vegeta not wanting to retrieve the duck and still mad at it, insinerates it with a ki blast. The audience starts to scream! The chorus starts again and things calm down slightly.
"And on his farm he had a goat! Ee-I ee-I ooh!"
Vegeta not taking any risks walks out into view dragging the goat by a leash behind.
"With a baaabaa here! And a baabaaa there! Here a baa! There a baa! Everywhere a baabaa! Old Mc'Donald had a farm ee-I ee-I oooh!"
Vegeta kicks the goat of the stage sending it flying through the roof. He starts to walk back off stage when it lands on his head. "WHY YOU !" Goku runs up and covers Vegeta's mouth. "Now's not the time Vegeta!" He whispers urgently. He then shoves Vegeta offstage and takes the goat so Vegeta won't kill it too.
Trunks and Goten blush slightly then the chorus starts again.
"And on his farm he had a hen! Ee-I ee-I ooh!"
Vegeta lets the hen out and continues to glare at Goku. The hen walks out on stage. Vegeta realizes how hungry he is, he looks at the hen on stage.
(A/N: uh oh........)
"With a cluck cluck here! And a cluck cluck there! Here a cluck! There a cluck! Everywhere a cluck cluck! Old Mc'Donald had a farm! Ee-I ee-I ooh!"
Vegeta walks out a surprisingly doesn't kill it. He simply ushers it off stage. Goku stares open-mouthed.
"And on his farm he had a......."
The chorus stares open eyed as Vegeta chases the chicken around with a ax. The chicken flaps around in circles clucking it's heart out. Then they runoff stage and silence is heard....the audience gulps. The chorus pauses with most of the kids glaring at Trunks.
Goku is standing there mad enough. `He had to kill the duck, but why the chicken?!' He didn't really want to know the answer. Suddenly he smirked and ran up to the chorus and whispered something to them. The chorus smirked evily and started again.
"And on his farm he had a highly poisenous long fanged killer snake! Ee-I ee-I oooh!"
Vegeta sweatdrops and runs out of the building. The whole audotorium laughs evily. After the show, Bulma heads home extremely angry. She walks in the C.C "VEGETA!!" Vegeta walks into view. "Nani?" "NO FOOD FOR YOU TONIGHT! YOU CAN COOK FOR YOURSELF! I HAVE A LAWSUIT FOR THE ANIMALS YOU KILLED FRIM THE FARMER! AND NOW THE ANIMAL ABUSE PEOPLE ARE AFTER YOU! SO I'M NOT GOING TO COOK YOU SQUAT TONIGHT!!!" To her disbelief Vegeta shrugged and walked down towards the Gravity Room. Bulma stared her mouth hanging open.
When he got in Vegeta smirked and pulled out the now well cooked chicken and duck. "Maybe I should volunteer more often..."
That's all!