Andy-"So...did any of you go to our ten year reunion?"
Clair-"I didnt. Infact i dont even remember getting an
invitation."
Andy-"Yeah me neither."
Brian-"You guys kinda forgot something..."
John-"What did they forget?"
Brian-"They shut the school down!"
Ally-"Thank God."
Brian-"Im mean they shut the school down in 1993."
John-"So...."
Brian-"Did you learn anything in school?"
John-"What did you just say dickweed?"
Brian-"No, i didnt mean that you were stupid or nuthin
but..."
John-"Then what DID you mean?"
Brina-"I meant you know that is two or three years before
we all graduated!"
Clair-"Oh, so there was no reunion?"
Andy-"Guess not."
John-"Well , too bad. My goal in life is to see those
great,beautiful, nice people i went to high school with."
Clair-"Not all of them were so bad."
Andy-"Oh yeah? Who were they?Cuz i know that you arnt
talking about our friends."
Clair-"How do you know im not talking about OUR friends?"
Andy-"Because as soon as i started hanging out with Allison
and Brian, they ditched me. Great frinds."
Clair-"Well that was your friends."
Andy-"Clair, as soon as you started dating Bender your friends
left you too."
John-"Good thing they did."
Clair-"Thanks alot John!Why would you say that?"
John-"If they hadnt you might still be hanging out with them
and you wouldnt be here with ME right now, hell you could be
a lesbian if you would-a stayed with them."
Clair-"None of them were lesbians."
Andy-"mmmmm"
Clair-"What do you mean by mmmm?"
John-"Tell her Andrew."
Andy-"You remember Clarissa? You know your best friend?
The one you went shopping with 'that day'?"
Clair-"Yeah."
John-"Exactly."
Clair-"NOOO!"
Brian-(Whispering)Do you have any idea what they are talking
about?"
Ally-(whispering)No idea!"
Clair-"But when I started dating John she flirted with him!"
John-"The only time she talked to me was when she wanted
to know something imtamate about you!"
Clair-"Ewww, i slept in the same bed as her!"
Clair-"I didnt. Infact i dont even remember getting an
invitation."
Andy-"Yeah me neither."
Brian-"You guys kinda forgot something..."
John-"What did they forget?"
Brian-"They shut the school down!"
Ally-"Thank God."
Brian-"Im mean they shut the school down in 1993."
John-"So...."
Brian-"Did you learn anything in school?"
John-"What did you just say dickweed?"
Brian-"No, i didnt mean that you were stupid or nuthin
but..."
John-"Then what DID you mean?"
Brina-"I meant you know that is two or three years before
we all graduated!"
Clair-"Oh, so there was no reunion?"
Andy-"Guess not."
John-"Well , too bad. My goal in life is to see those
great,beautiful, nice people i went to high school with."
Clair-"Not all of them were so bad."
Andy-"Oh yeah? Who were they?Cuz i know that you arnt
talking about our friends."
Clair-"How do you know im not talking about OUR friends?"
Andy-"Because as soon as i started hanging out with Allison
and Brian, they ditched me. Great frinds."
Clair-"Well that was your friends."
Andy-"Clair, as soon as you started dating Bender your friends
left you too."
John-"Good thing they did."
Clair-"Thanks alot John!Why would you say that?"
John-"If they hadnt you might still be hanging out with them
and you wouldnt be here with ME right now, hell you could be
a lesbian if you would-a stayed with them."
Clair-"None of them were lesbians."
Andy-"mmmmm"
Clair-"What do you mean by mmmm?"
John-"Tell her Andrew."
Andy-"You remember Clarissa? You know your best friend?
The one you went shopping with 'that day'?"
Clair-"Yeah."
John-"Exactly."
Clair-"NOOO!"
Brian-(Whispering)Do you have any idea what they are talking
about?"
Ally-(whispering)No idea!"
Clair-"But when I started dating John she flirted with him!"
John-"The only time she talked to me was when she wanted
to know something imtamate about you!"
Clair-"Ewww, i slept in the same bed as her!"