When BEARS attack!
Disclaimer: I do ot own any of the characters included in this story, they are property of Nintendo.
One day Mario, Luigi, Captain Falcon, Peach and DK were hiking in the mountains. As they traveled on, Luigi went over to some bushes to ditch his emtpy pop can. He did just that and went on with the group. Suddenly a giant hairy thing emerged from the bushes.
Luigi: Uh.. Mario, what is that?
Mario: Huh what? Oh crap a bear, run!
The group turned and ran. The bear chased them for a long time until they reached a cave.
Peach: We should be safe here. So they walked farther into the cave, until the reached the end. It was dark and Captain F. decided to sit down. He sat on the first thing he touched which was a large hairy, bulky, pillow.
Mario: Geez its dark in here, let me light a match.
Mario lit a match to reveal the cave was full of sleeping.....BEARS!
CF: Bears ahhhhh!!!!!!
Mario: Idiot, you woke them up! Run!
The gang ran out of the cave and straight forward without looking. They accidentally ran off a steep cliff.
DK: Oh nuts! we'll probably break a few arms and legs when were done falling.
They fell for about 30 seconds until they hit rocks.
Mario: Ouch my leg!
Luigi: Crap, my back is out!
Peach: I think my foot is broken.
DK: Magicaly appears in body cast.
CF: My legs are gone!
Writer: Well I could let you all sit here immobile, but that would mean no more story so I will magicaly fix all your bones!
All: Thanks!
They all looked up at the top of the cliff to see the bears had somehow aquired parachutes, and were sailing towards them.
Mario: Run!
They ran on, but CF suddenly stopped.
CF: I broke a nail!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!
The bears caught up to CF and mangled him!
CF: Ahh help!
Blood spurted from the spot where the bears gathered.
Luigi: Oh well he played no really important role in this story.
Mario: Yeah that should slow them down!
They kept on running until they met a fork in the trail.
Mario: I say we go left!
Luigi: I say we go right!
Mario: Hey you have to listen to me! I am the star and leader in all these stories!
Writer: Says who?
Mario: Me!
Well this story has been good without your crummy accent, so I hereby grant you the authorities of a leader!
Mario: Thanks!
The group ran to the left trail and kept on going.
DK: I think we ditched those bears.
But DK had spoke too soon, a group of bears came out of the bushes from behind him and mauled his body!
DK: Ahh! help me!
DK Gurgled blood as the bears vicously tore off his arms and legs!
DK was almost dead, as a bear oproached his head and put it in his jaws.
DK: Ahhhhhh.........
The bear tore off his head blood flew in every direction.
Luigi: Sick!
Mario: Ditto!
The bears finished eating DK's carcass and began to chase the group again.
Mario: Will this ever end?
Writer: Probably not, considering I find great humor in watching you all get chased and mauled.
Mario: Whats this world coming to when writers find humor in characters dieing?
Writer: Well I could make you all go to a SSBM stage so you can fight the bears?
Mario: Anything is better than this!
Writer:Alright!
The group+the bears get transported to the "Final Destination" stage to do battle.
Writer: Mario, Luigi, and Peach Versus The Bears!
Who will win? You can decide in your review! Part two will be posted soon.
Disclaimer: I do ot own any of the characters included in this story, they are property of Nintendo.
One day Mario, Luigi, Captain Falcon, Peach and DK were hiking in the mountains. As they traveled on, Luigi went over to some bushes to ditch his emtpy pop can. He did just that and went on with the group. Suddenly a giant hairy thing emerged from the bushes.
Luigi: Uh.. Mario, what is that?
Mario: Huh what? Oh crap a bear, run!
The group turned and ran. The bear chased them for a long time until they reached a cave.
Peach: We should be safe here. So they walked farther into the cave, until the reached the end. It was dark and Captain F. decided to sit down. He sat on the first thing he touched which was a large hairy, bulky, pillow.
Mario: Geez its dark in here, let me light a match.
Mario lit a match to reveal the cave was full of sleeping.....BEARS!
CF: Bears ahhhhh!!!!!!
Mario: Idiot, you woke them up! Run!
The gang ran out of the cave and straight forward without looking. They accidentally ran off a steep cliff.
DK: Oh nuts! we'll probably break a few arms and legs when were done falling.
They fell for about 30 seconds until they hit rocks.
Mario: Ouch my leg!
Luigi: Crap, my back is out!
Peach: I think my foot is broken.
DK: Magicaly appears in body cast.
CF: My legs are gone!
Writer: Well I could let you all sit here immobile, but that would mean no more story so I will magicaly fix all your bones!
All: Thanks!
They all looked up at the top of the cliff to see the bears had somehow aquired parachutes, and were sailing towards them.
Mario: Run!
They ran on, but CF suddenly stopped.
CF: I broke a nail!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!
The bears caught up to CF and mangled him!
CF: Ahh help!
Blood spurted from the spot where the bears gathered.
Luigi: Oh well he played no really important role in this story.
Mario: Yeah that should slow them down!
They kept on running until they met a fork in the trail.
Mario: I say we go left!
Luigi: I say we go right!
Mario: Hey you have to listen to me! I am the star and leader in all these stories!
Writer: Says who?
Mario: Me!
Well this story has been good without your crummy accent, so I hereby grant you the authorities of a leader!
Mario: Thanks!
The group ran to the left trail and kept on going.
DK: I think we ditched those bears.
But DK had spoke too soon, a group of bears came out of the bushes from behind him and mauled his body!
DK: Ahh! help me!
DK Gurgled blood as the bears vicously tore off his arms and legs!
DK was almost dead, as a bear oproached his head and put it in his jaws.
DK: Ahhhhhh.........
The bear tore off his head blood flew in every direction.
Luigi: Sick!
Mario: Ditto!
The bears finished eating DK's carcass and began to chase the group again.
Mario: Will this ever end?
Writer: Probably not, considering I find great humor in watching you all get chased and mauled.
Mario: Whats this world coming to when writers find humor in characters dieing?
Writer: Well I could make you all go to a SSBM stage so you can fight the bears?
Mario: Anything is better than this!
Writer:Alright!
The group+the bears get transported to the "Final Destination" stage to do battle.
Writer: Mario, Luigi, and Peach Versus The Bears!
Who will win? You can decide in your review! Part two will be posted soon.