Part 3: "Money or Munchies"?
Mario, Peach and Luigi drove back to Mario's house to grab his video camera.
Mario: Here I'll get some fresh film.
Peach: Luigi, call Jack Hanna, and the Crocodile hunter, we'll need their expertise on this adventure!
Luigi: Why the Crocodile Hunter? Doesn't he deal in crocodiles?
Peach: Uh....Yeah, I guess so, but if he's in our movie it it will make it look better!
Luigi: Uh, ok whatever.
So Luigi phoned Jack Hanna and the Crocodile hunter. They agreed to come along.......... after Luigi offered an inviting sum of payment. When they arrived they all hopped in Mario's car and got going.
When they were near the mountain Luigi began the tape.
Luigi: Hello! Were here with Jack Hanna animal expert, and the Crocodile Hunter! They will be joining us as we venture off on an exciting journey, to show you the worlds most vicious animal..... the bear!
After about 10 minutes of babble and nonsense about a bears lifestyle and habitat, the group reached the mountain path.
Luigi: Ok here we are at the mountain path! The home of the dangerous and vicious beasts!
Luigi: Were walking up the path now, listening for any sound of a bear.
Jack Hanna: If a bear comes into range, you must be very quiet as it will attack if frightened.
Crocodile Hunter: Then if the bear does attack, it opens it's huge jaws!
Luigi and co. continue to walk up the path talking into the camera about how a bear will attack if threatened. Then Mario found what looked like a bear den.
Luigi: We've found one! We are looking at a real bear's den!
JH: Yes and if we go inside now we will most likely find a bear sleeping, or a mother tending to its cubs.
CH: Yes and the cubs have small jaws, but are still capable off immense crushing power!
Luigi: We are advancing into the cave now, and there they are!
Luigi pointed to a group of cubs and mother bears.
JH: Now if woken up and threatened the cubs will flee to their mother, who will attack viciously at whoever frightened her young.
The Crocodile Hunter stupidly woke up the bears with his hand, and attempted to show the camera a bears jaws. The mother mauled the Crocodile Hunter and ate his head whole.
Crodile Hunters Head: Well here I am in the bears stomach, a huge place!
Mario: Run!!!
There was 3 mother bears who all began to chase the group.
The cubs ate the CH's remains.
Luigi: We are running away from some real live bears!
Mario: Luigi! Forget the video run! These beasts will kill us!
Luigi: Right!
Luigi stopped talking into the camera, but still pointed it at the chasing bears.
Luigi: What pays more? Horror films or Animal attack videos?
Mario: Not sure, we'll have to ask someone who knows back home!
Luigi: If we live to return home!
The group ran as fast as they could, but JH slipped on a rock.
He tried to get up, and almost succeeded, but before he could run again one of the mother bears jumped onto his back and sunk her jaws into his neck, crushing it.
Luigi: Darn! Now their both dead!
Peach: Well at least we dont have to pay that large sum of cash!
Mario: Yeah!
Luigi: Peach give me your cell phone!
Peach: Here you go!
Luigi phoned the other smashers and asked for help.
Luigi: Send whoever can come to the north mountain! We are gonna die!
Fox: Right!
Luigi: Ended the call and gave the phone back to Peach.
Luigi: Help is on the way.
They continued to run, until they reached Mario's car. They hopped in and began to drive off, But the bears got in the way and stopped them. They crushed the car and the 3 jumped out just in time.
Mario:Run to that cave!
They ran into the cave, and luckily, it was abandoned.
The bears ran past, and the 3 got out after about 5 minutes of waiting.
Mario: I would say I think we ditched them, but last time that happened DK got eaten.
Luigi: Look!
Luigi pointed to the bushes, where about 20 bears were coming out. They made a circle around the 3.
Peach: No were dead!
Then suddenly, a helicopter came out of the sky. It got in the middle of the circle and ropes came out.
Link, Ness, Fox, Falco, and Zelda came down and joined the 3.
The helicopter flew away and landed nearby.
Mario: Man are we glad to see you guys!
Luigi: Yeah!
The bears got closer and closer. The group was still outnumbered.
Mario: Where is everyone else?
Fox: They are on vacation.
Luigi: Oh crap!
Peach:No I'm too rich to die!
Will the smashers be killed? And if they live, will the video tape be worth enough for the trouble? Find out in part 4: "When Bears Attack, And Smashers Retaliate!"
Mario, Peach and Luigi drove back to Mario's house to grab his video camera.
Mario: Here I'll get some fresh film.
Peach: Luigi, call Jack Hanna, and the Crocodile hunter, we'll need their expertise on this adventure!
Luigi: Why the Crocodile Hunter? Doesn't he deal in crocodiles?
Peach: Uh....Yeah, I guess so, but if he's in our movie it it will make it look better!
Luigi: Uh, ok whatever.
So Luigi phoned Jack Hanna and the Crocodile hunter. They agreed to come along.......... after Luigi offered an inviting sum of payment. When they arrived they all hopped in Mario's car and got going.
When they were near the mountain Luigi began the tape.
Luigi: Hello! Were here with Jack Hanna animal expert, and the Crocodile Hunter! They will be joining us as we venture off on an exciting journey, to show you the worlds most vicious animal..... the bear!
After about 10 minutes of babble and nonsense about a bears lifestyle and habitat, the group reached the mountain path.
Luigi: Ok here we are at the mountain path! The home of the dangerous and vicious beasts!
Luigi: Were walking up the path now, listening for any sound of a bear.
Jack Hanna: If a bear comes into range, you must be very quiet as it will attack if frightened.
Crocodile Hunter: Then if the bear does attack, it opens it's huge jaws!
Luigi and co. continue to walk up the path talking into the camera about how a bear will attack if threatened. Then Mario found what looked like a bear den.
Luigi: We've found one! We are looking at a real bear's den!
JH: Yes and if we go inside now we will most likely find a bear sleeping, or a mother tending to its cubs.
CH: Yes and the cubs have small jaws, but are still capable off immense crushing power!
Luigi: We are advancing into the cave now, and there they are!
Luigi pointed to a group of cubs and mother bears.
JH: Now if woken up and threatened the cubs will flee to their mother, who will attack viciously at whoever frightened her young.
The Crocodile Hunter stupidly woke up the bears with his hand, and attempted to show the camera a bears jaws. The mother mauled the Crocodile Hunter and ate his head whole.
Crodile Hunters Head: Well here I am in the bears stomach, a huge place!
Mario: Run!!!
There was 3 mother bears who all began to chase the group.
The cubs ate the CH's remains.
Luigi: We are running away from some real live bears!
Mario: Luigi! Forget the video run! These beasts will kill us!
Luigi: Right!
Luigi stopped talking into the camera, but still pointed it at the chasing bears.
Luigi: What pays more? Horror films or Animal attack videos?
Mario: Not sure, we'll have to ask someone who knows back home!
Luigi: If we live to return home!
The group ran as fast as they could, but JH slipped on a rock.
He tried to get up, and almost succeeded, but before he could run again one of the mother bears jumped onto his back and sunk her jaws into his neck, crushing it.
Luigi: Darn! Now their both dead!
Peach: Well at least we dont have to pay that large sum of cash!
Mario: Yeah!
Luigi: Peach give me your cell phone!
Peach: Here you go!
Luigi phoned the other smashers and asked for help.
Luigi: Send whoever can come to the north mountain! We are gonna die!
Fox: Right!
Luigi: Ended the call and gave the phone back to Peach.
Luigi: Help is on the way.
They continued to run, until they reached Mario's car. They hopped in and began to drive off, But the bears got in the way and stopped them. They crushed the car and the 3 jumped out just in time.
Mario:Run to that cave!
They ran into the cave, and luckily, it was abandoned.
The bears ran past, and the 3 got out after about 5 minutes of waiting.
Mario: I would say I think we ditched them, but last time that happened DK got eaten.
Luigi: Look!
Luigi pointed to the bushes, where about 20 bears were coming out. They made a circle around the 3.
Peach: No were dead!
Then suddenly, a helicopter came out of the sky. It got in the middle of the circle and ropes came out.
Link, Ness, Fox, Falco, and Zelda came down and joined the 3.
The helicopter flew away and landed nearby.
Mario: Man are we glad to see you guys!
Luigi: Yeah!
The bears got closer and closer. The group was still outnumbered.
Mario: Where is everyone else?
Fox: They are on vacation.
Luigi: Oh crap!
Peach:No I'm too rich to die!
Will the smashers be killed? And if they live, will the video tape be worth enough for the trouble? Find out in part 4: "When Bears Attack, And Smashers Retaliate!"