Short, sweet, and full of Blake-strangeness.
"You know, Spocky, you look flushed" Said Martin
"Yes, I am. It is almost illogical how flushed I am."
"Perhaps you could use a...glass of water." implied Martin dumurely
"Yes....I certainly could Martin. And do you know what else I could use? A tall glass of your hot, steaming...."
(Just then, Al Bundy walks in)
"Hey, just what the hell are you two fruits doing in my shoe store? Geeze, I go out for a lunch break, and I've got Star Trek & Kung Fu characters about to get it on!"
"Your fear of gay sex is illogical, Al. Give in to your desires" said Spock in his calm manner.
"I'm about to give you a size 18 up your vulcan ass if you don't haul ass out of my store!"
"Fine. Come, Martin. We shall explore our sexualities elsewhere."
"You know, Spocky, you look flushed" Said Martin
"Yes, I am. It is almost illogical how flushed I am."
"Perhaps you could use a...glass of water." implied Martin dumurely
"Yes....I certainly could Martin. And do you know what else I could use? A tall glass of your hot, steaming...."
(Just then, Al Bundy walks in)
"Hey, just what the hell are you two fruits doing in my shoe store? Geeze, I go out for a lunch break, and I've got Star Trek & Kung Fu characters about to get it on!"
"Your fear of gay sex is illogical, Al. Give in to your desires" said Spock in his calm manner.
"I'm about to give you a size 18 up your vulcan ass if you don't haul ass out of my store!"
"Fine. Come, Martin. We shall explore our sexualities elsewhere."