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It had been a week since Ginny had turned up at my door and I was watching The Lord of the Rings swooning over the sexual elf with the sexiest ears in the world. Jim was rather partial to Aragorn and he was hogging the popcorn.
"Hey Jim do you think Ginny ever found the muffin man" I asked as the Balrog erupted from the mines of Moria.
"…" Said Jim suddenly the air before us shimmered and a small boy with messy black hair and big green eyes appeared from no where.
If they had been on SMTV live Queen Brian would probably stand and say "Every one I'd like you to meet the hunk of the Gryffindor Quidditch teem Harry Potter" while making very extravagant gestures with his one of his hands the other being on his hip.
"Hi" he said before sitting on the couch and putting his feet on the table. "So Ginny tells me you know the Marshmallow woman."
"Yeah I know the Marshmallow woman" I tell him. Soon were talking about harmless things like the destruction of the world. "So did Ginny find the Muffin man or Deefur dog?"
"Yeah she found them but it turned out to be a false alarm Deefur actually only stood on his tail to create portals to alternate dimensions so were fine" he watched with interest as the credits for the movie scrolled up.
"Cool me and Jim were a bit worried" Harry ate all my popcorn and I was very upset so to make it up to me he went to make a cup of tea.
After 5 minutes I started to get a bit worried about Harry then a scream made me jump out of my skin and run around the room. "AAAAAHHHHHHH HELP ME THE KETTLE THE KETTLE"
I ran through to the kitchen to find Harry backed up against the wall with my kettle hissing and blowing steam at him. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY KETTLE" I screamed as it jumped froward.
"NOTHING IT WAS VOLDEMORT HE POSSESED IT" was Harry's terrified reply. Suddenly a plan formed in my mind.
"Used the Fork Harry the fork!" he picked up the fork from the floor beside him and popped the kettle's lid off, decapping it.
"Thank you I owe you my life" said Harry bowing low.
I gave him a puzzled look "No you owe me a kettle" we agreed that if he paid for a new kettle his debt was paid.
"May the fork be with you young potter" He nodded solemnly and turned and walked out my back door which for some strange reason was filled with smoke.
Next chapter involves Ron and Hermione Ron thinks he's figured out how to kill Voldemort dun dun dun. Ah well please review love yall get well soon Jenn.
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It had been a week since Ginny had turned up at my door and I was watching The Lord of the Rings swooning over the sexual elf with the sexiest ears in the world. Jim was rather partial to Aragorn and he was hogging the popcorn.
"Hey Jim do you think Ginny ever found the muffin man" I asked as the Balrog erupted from the mines of Moria.
"…" Said Jim suddenly the air before us shimmered and a small boy with messy black hair and big green eyes appeared from no where.
If they had been on SMTV live Queen Brian would probably stand and say "Every one I'd like you to meet the hunk of the Gryffindor Quidditch teem Harry Potter" while making very extravagant gestures with his one of his hands the other being on his hip.
"Hi" he said before sitting on the couch and putting his feet on the table. "So Ginny tells me you know the Marshmallow woman."
"Yeah I know the Marshmallow woman" I tell him. Soon were talking about harmless things like the destruction of the world. "So did Ginny find the Muffin man or Deefur dog?"
"Yeah she found them but it turned out to be a false alarm Deefur actually only stood on his tail to create portals to alternate dimensions so were fine" he watched with interest as the credits for the movie scrolled up.
"Cool me and Jim were a bit worried" Harry ate all my popcorn and I was very upset so to make it up to me he went to make a cup of tea.
After 5 minutes I started to get a bit worried about Harry then a scream made me jump out of my skin and run around the room. "AAAAAHHHHHHH HELP ME THE KETTLE THE KETTLE"
I ran through to the kitchen to find Harry backed up against the wall with my kettle hissing and blowing steam at him. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY KETTLE" I screamed as it jumped froward.
"NOTHING IT WAS VOLDEMORT HE POSSESED IT" was Harry's terrified reply. Suddenly a plan formed in my mind.
"Used the Fork Harry the fork!" he picked up the fork from the floor beside him and popped the kettle's lid off, decapping it.
"Thank you I owe you my life" said Harry bowing low.
I gave him a puzzled look "No you owe me a kettle" we agreed that if he paid for a new kettle his debt was paid.
"May the fork be with you young potter" He nodded solemnly and turned and walked out my back door which for some strange reason was filled with smoke.
Next chapter involves Ron and Hermione Ron thinks he's figured out how to kill Voldemort dun dun dun. Ah well please review love yall get well soon Jenn.