Sonic's New Enemy Chapter 1
(I don't own Sonic, blah blah blah, sega, blah blah blah, sonic team, blah blah blah, yu suzuki, blah blah blah, shenmue, blah blah blah!)
(NOTE: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE STORIES WITH EXCESSIVE CURSING, SEXUAL TERMS, OR LOTS OF VIOLENCE THAN PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS.)
Setting: Station Square just outside Twinkle Park
It was a sunny cheerful afternoon in Station Square. The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming, and Sonic was having an argument with Knuckles.
Sonic: Knuckles, how many times do I have to tell you? I never saved the world from xenomorphs, borgs, predators, and hellspawn before.
Knuckles: But Sonic, we were teleported back to Earth 2055. There was a huge war and everything that wasn't stored safely underground was fuckin' destroyed. How many times do I have to tell you that? We were rescued by some guy named Billy (no, he isn't Vdogg's Master Planner character!) and he took us to his house. You were killed back on LV-421 (or something, don't remember the name). That poor little squirrel was eaten and everything! Than you became
half-xenomorph, half-hedgehog person! And than later on when Mecha Sonic killed you Jimmy the Clown ressurected you and you were half hellspawn and half hedgehog.
Sonic: Have you been smoking dope lately? I don't remember it at all!
Knuckles (Taking out a joint, lighting it, and inhaling a large amount and than breathing it back out): What do you mean? I've never smoked dope before in my life!
Tails walks around the corner, Amy Rose by his side holding his arm.
Tails: Baby, that outfit is making me hungry.
Amy: Stop it Tails! We are near fuckin' crackhead Knuckles and Nigga Playa Sonic!
Tails: Ah fuck!
Sonic: Tails, what have i told you about saying fuck?
Tails: Don't say fuck when Knuckles is smoking dope or he'll rape me?
Sonic: EXACTLY!
Knuckles than gets a hungry (sexual) look in his eyes and looks at Tails. Knuckles than proceeds to show off his proud genitals.
Sonic: That's disgusting!
Tails: Help me Sonic!
Sonic than turns into a ball and smacks right into Knuckles before Knuckles has the chance to rape Tails.
Tails: Thanks Homo, um I mean homie!
Sonic: Anytime G-Dawg!
Sonic and Tails high-five each other.
Meanwhile in an abandoned warehouse.
Mysterious Person 1: So, this THING will eliminate me of that horrible stink beast hedgehog and his gay friends?
Mysterious Person 2: Hey I created Sonic The Hedgehog, and I will kill him! HA-HA-HA-HA! And if that doesn't work, we can always send out the tyrants, hunters, lickers, zombies, chimeras, brain suckers, drain demoses, bandersnatchers, crows, giant spiders, and undead dogs at them! HA-HA-HA-HA!
Mysterious Person 1: This will be so good. Who the hell is that?
A delivery guy appears with a package.
Delivery Guy: Package for Zim and Yuji Naka courtesy of Yu Suzuki and the Sega Corporation
Mysterious Person 2 (now known as Yuji Naka) sings it.
Delivery Guy: Pleasure doing buisness with you!
Mysterious Person 1 (now known as ZIM): I will rule the world! HA-HA-HA!
(So, what did you think of it so far? please read and review and tell me what you think of it. This story is in four categories, game crossovers, cartoon crossovers, the zim section, and the sonic section. sorry there's not much zim yet, but there might be in the next chapter!)
(I don't own Sonic, blah blah blah, sega, blah blah blah, sonic team, blah blah blah, yu suzuki, blah blah blah, shenmue, blah blah blah!)
(NOTE: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE STORIES WITH EXCESSIVE CURSING, SEXUAL TERMS, OR LOTS OF VIOLENCE THAN PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS.)
Setting: Station Square just outside Twinkle Park
It was a sunny cheerful afternoon in Station Square. The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming, and Sonic was having an argument with Knuckles.
Sonic: Knuckles, how many times do I have to tell you? I never saved the world from xenomorphs, borgs, predators, and hellspawn before.
Knuckles: But Sonic, we were teleported back to Earth 2055. There was a huge war and everything that wasn't stored safely underground was fuckin' destroyed. How many times do I have to tell you that? We were rescued by some guy named Billy (no, he isn't Vdogg's Master Planner character!) and he took us to his house. You were killed back on LV-421 (or something, don't remember the name). That poor little squirrel was eaten and everything! Than you became
half-xenomorph, half-hedgehog person! And than later on when Mecha Sonic killed you Jimmy the Clown ressurected you and you were half hellspawn and half hedgehog.
Sonic: Have you been smoking dope lately? I don't remember it at all!
Knuckles (Taking out a joint, lighting it, and inhaling a large amount and than breathing it back out): What do you mean? I've never smoked dope before in my life!
Tails walks around the corner, Amy Rose by his side holding his arm.
Tails: Baby, that outfit is making me hungry.
Amy: Stop it Tails! We are near fuckin' crackhead Knuckles and Nigga Playa Sonic!
Tails: Ah fuck!
Sonic: Tails, what have i told you about saying fuck?
Tails: Don't say fuck when Knuckles is smoking dope or he'll rape me?
Sonic: EXACTLY!
Knuckles than gets a hungry (sexual) look in his eyes and looks at Tails. Knuckles than proceeds to show off his proud genitals.
Sonic: That's disgusting!
Tails: Help me Sonic!
Sonic than turns into a ball and smacks right into Knuckles before Knuckles has the chance to rape Tails.
Tails: Thanks Homo, um I mean homie!
Sonic: Anytime G-Dawg!
Sonic and Tails high-five each other.
Meanwhile in an abandoned warehouse.
Mysterious Person 1: So, this THING will eliminate me of that horrible stink beast hedgehog and his gay friends?
Mysterious Person 2: Hey I created Sonic The Hedgehog, and I will kill him! HA-HA-HA-HA! And if that doesn't work, we can always send out the tyrants, hunters, lickers, zombies, chimeras, brain suckers, drain demoses, bandersnatchers, crows, giant spiders, and undead dogs at them! HA-HA-HA-HA!
Mysterious Person 1: This will be so good. Who the hell is that?
A delivery guy appears with a package.
Delivery Guy: Package for Zim and Yuji Naka courtesy of Yu Suzuki and the Sega Corporation
Mysterious Person 2 (now known as Yuji Naka) sings it.
Delivery Guy: Pleasure doing buisness with you!
Mysterious Person 1 (now known as ZIM): I will rule the world! HA-HA-HA!
(So, what did you think of it so far? please read and review and tell me what you think of it. This story is in four categories, game crossovers, cartoon crossovers, the zim section, and the sonic section. sorry there's not much zim yet, but there might be in the next chapter!)