Hello sorry I haven't been here for a while family business well I'll just
get on with it.
The next week I was sitting in my English class writing a book review, also known as passing letters to my friends about our next stunt for the school talent show. Our last award winning act was appropriately name "make my boobies one more size" a dedication to Spear Britney.
When there was a chap at the window I glanced up to see a tennis ball sized owl trying to fly through the glass, Sean our local elf opened the window for the owl (you guessed it, it's pig). The letter clamped in its beak was dropped in my lap.
Hello we were wondering if you would like to help us kill Voldemort. It is a simple matter of finding his hide out storming the gates beating up all the death eaters slipping anti-freeze in to Voldemort drink. Then we have to distract him long enough for it to take effect get names and addresses of all the death eaters and capture Peter Pettegrew. It should be easy.
Yours sincerely Ron, Ginny, Harry and Hermione saviours of the Wizarding world.
"What do you say Jim shall we go and help them" I asked every one in my class was looking at me with grave admiration, ok so it was confusion so what.
"…" Said Jim standing up with determination.
"That's the spirit Jim, Tally ho" we some how managed to get to the burrow one of those miraculous movie moments.
"Ok we've discovered where the Death Eater head quarters are" Harry told the group, we were all wearing black balaclavas and black jump suits.
"Where are they?" I asked from my plastic seat.
"We have had information from several reliable sources saying that they are hiding out at the Blue Lagoon." Filled in Hermione.
"The gay bar" I asked raising my eyebrows.
"Well duh!" Ginny rolled her eyes "Have you scene their outfits they just scream ' I like guys!'"
"OK people time to move operation 'feed Voldemort anti-freeze and unmask as many Death eaters as possible' has begun." Harry had a grim look of determination on his face.
Sorry this chapters so short its just to set the scene for the next chapter where we will have Draco in a tu tu deadly chickens and what ever did happen to the kidnapped teddy bear dun dun dun
The next week I was sitting in my English class writing a book review, also known as passing letters to my friends about our next stunt for the school talent show. Our last award winning act was appropriately name "make my boobies one more size" a dedication to Spear Britney.
When there was a chap at the window I glanced up to see a tennis ball sized owl trying to fly through the glass, Sean our local elf opened the window for the owl (you guessed it, it's pig). The letter clamped in its beak was dropped in my lap.
Hello we were wondering if you would like to help us kill Voldemort. It is a simple matter of finding his hide out storming the gates beating up all the death eaters slipping anti-freeze in to Voldemort drink. Then we have to distract him long enough for it to take effect get names and addresses of all the death eaters and capture Peter Pettegrew. It should be easy.
Yours sincerely Ron, Ginny, Harry and Hermione saviours of the Wizarding world.
"What do you say Jim shall we go and help them" I asked every one in my class was looking at me with grave admiration, ok so it was confusion so what.
"…" Said Jim standing up with determination.
"That's the spirit Jim, Tally ho" we some how managed to get to the burrow one of those miraculous movie moments.
"Ok we've discovered where the Death Eater head quarters are" Harry told the group, we were all wearing black balaclavas and black jump suits.
"Where are they?" I asked from my plastic seat.
"We have had information from several reliable sources saying that they are hiding out at the Blue Lagoon." Filled in Hermione.
"The gay bar" I asked raising my eyebrows.
"Well duh!" Ginny rolled her eyes "Have you scene their outfits they just scream ' I like guys!'"
"OK people time to move operation 'feed Voldemort anti-freeze and unmask as many Death eaters as possible' has begun." Harry had a grim look of determination on his face.
Sorry this chapters so short its just to set the scene for the next chapter where we will have Draco in a tu tu deadly chickens and what ever did happen to the kidnapped teddy bear dun dun dun