Sonic's New Enemy Chapter 2
Setting: A mysterious damn office
It was dark and dreary inside the office, inside the office laid four people, Zim, Yu Suzuki, Yuji Naka, and Terry McGuiness from Batman Beyond.
Zim: What the hell is he doing here?
Yuji Naka: I think he was chasing after Blight so he could get a sweet piece of his ass.
Terry McGuiness: Nah, I was thinking of getting it on with that rogue synthoid Zeta. I could be so happy with him, i'd build him a robotic prosthetic dick and attach it to his robotic crotch then he could shove it up my...
Yu Suzuki (disgusted look on his face): That's pretty sickening ya know. We don't need to know any more.
Zim: So anyways Yu Suzuki, how does this machine work?
Yu Suzuki: Well first you...
Meanwhile, in a city, Sonic, Tails, High on Dope Knuckles, Amy Rose, and the rest of the Mobians knock on a door of a house. A gothic girl of about nine years old playing a Game Slave 2/Advance opens the door.
Mysterious Girl: HEY! IT'S THOSE GUYS FROM SONIC ADVENTURE 2!
Knuckles: Yeah whatever, listen babe, how about you take a ride on my "baloney pony?"
Amy Rose kicks Knuckles in the crotch but since Knuckles is high on dope, he doesn't feel it.
Meanwhile, a ten-year old kid with glasses, one hell of a huge head, and an ugly paranormal shirt on.
Huge Headed Kid: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO GAZ? I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!
The huge head kid tries to kick Knuckles but Sonic dons a Flame Shield and Flame Spin Dashes his ass.
Girl: Thanks for kicking Dib's ass, by the way, my name is Gaz.
Sonic: Dib? We've been searching for him!
Dib: What the fuck you want?
Professor Membrane: Dib, what the fuck is going on down there, I was just about to have a fivesome with Batman, Superman, Lex Luthor, and The Joker and you ruined it you god-damn bastard!
Sonic: Shut up! Anyways DIB, I have reason to believe that the green alien you keep searching for is trying to kill me along with help from my creator Yuji Naka.
Dib: Well than count me in! I'll kick alien ass!
Meanwhile in the office
Terry McGuiness: Oh yeah baby, oh yeah, oh, oh YEAH! SHRIEK, SHRIEK, SHRIEK, SHRIEK!
Yu Suzuki: Uh Terry, you didn't just fuck Shriek up the ass, you fucked a chair.
Terry McGuiness: Oh god! I need to get rid of this Richard Simmons demon that is plaguing my body!
Zim: So that's how the machine works Yu Suzuki?
Yu: Yes, just turn it on and it will work. I can't believe that I had to take fourteen hours to explain that to you!
Zim: Well thirteen and a half of those hours Terry was thinking about making out with The Flash.
Yu: Oh yeah yeah, right.
Yuji Naka: Shut up and go!
What will happen in the next chapter? I don't even know! Please read and review and tell me what you think of it please! Thank you!
Setting: A mysterious damn office
It was dark and dreary inside the office, inside the office laid four people, Zim, Yu Suzuki, Yuji Naka, and Terry McGuiness from Batman Beyond.
Zim: What the hell is he doing here?
Yuji Naka: I think he was chasing after Blight so he could get a sweet piece of his ass.
Terry McGuiness: Nah, I was thinking of getting it on with that rogue synthoid Zeta. I could be so happy with him, i'd build him a robotic prosthetic dick and attach it to his robotic crotch then he could shove it up my...
Yu Suzuki (disgusted look on his face): That's pretty sickening ya know. We don't need to know any more.
Zim: So anyways Yu Suzuki, how does this machine work?
Yu Suzuki: Well first you...
Meanwhile, in a city, Sonic, Tails, High on Dope Knuckles, Amy Rose, and the rest of the Mobians knock on a door of a house. A gothic girl of about nine years old playing a Game Slave 2/Advance opens the door.
Mysterious Girl: HEY! IT'S THOSE GUYS FROM SONIC ADVENTURE 2!
Knuckles: Yeah whatever, listen babe, how about you take a ride on my "baloney pony?"
Amy Rose kicks Knuckles in the crotch but since Knuckles is high on dope, he doesn't feel it.
Meanwhile, a ten-year old kid with glasses, one hell of a huge head, and an ugly paranormal shirt on.
Huge Headed Kid: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO GAZ? I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!
The huge head kid tries to kick Knuckles but Sonic dons a Flame Shield and Flame Spin Dashes his ass.
Girl: Thanks for kicking Dib's ass, by the way, my name is Gaz.
Sonic: Dib? We've been searching for him!
Dib: What the fuck you want?
Professor Membrane: Dib, what the fuck is going on down there, I was just about to have a fivesome with Batman, Superman, Lex Luthor, and The Joker and you ruined it you god-damn bastard!
Sonic: Shut up! Anyways DIB, I have reason to believe that the green alien you keep searching for is trying to kill me along with help from my creator Yuji Naka.
Dib: Well than count me in! I'll kick alien ass!
Meanwhile in the office
Terry McGuiness: Oh yeah baby, oh yeah, oh, oh YEAH! SHRIEK, SHRIEK, SHRIEK, SHRIEK!
Yu Suzuki: Uh Terry, you didn't just fuck Shriek up the ass, you fucked a chair.
Terry McGuiness: Oh god! I need to get rid of this Richard Simmons demon that is plaguing my body!
Zim: So that's how the machine works Yu Suzuki?
Yu: Yes, just turn it on and it will work. I can't believe that I had to take fourteen hours to explain that to you!
Zim: Well thirteen and a half of those hours Terry was thinking about making out with The Flash.
Yu: Oh yeah yeah, right.
Yuji Naka: Shut up and go!
What will happen in the next chapter? I don't even know! Please read and review and tell me what you think of it please! Thank you!