The battle had been drawing on for all of 5 minutes when Harry called time
out in the Gryffindor corner. Doing a very bad impression of the Celtic
huddle (it's a Scottish soccer team thing) he whispered very loudly to his
friends. "Guys we are backed into a tight corner here but we can do this,"
he paused for dramatic effect, "its time to use the secret weapon."
Over the other side of the club Voldemort was getting his followers fired up into a frenzy "Ok guys on three Go Team," the death eaters nodded dumbly, "1…2…3… GOOOOOO TEAM!"
"I'll say this one last time Volde give in or feel the wrath of Pot-man!" Harry called over Draco's screaming, Hermione had turned his perfect hair green.
"Ha Ha Ha" Voldemort laughed then Ginny let out the secret weapon. "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO" chickens with little damn buster helmets on swooped in on the cowering Death eaters, egg ammunition taking out halve their men. Ron fired evil coco pops (little puffed pieces of rice covered in chocolate) at the death eaters trying to escape.
It seemed like the Gryffindor kittens were going to win until something so horrible, so disturbing, and so frightening that each of the allies fell down cowering in fear happened. SNAPE DROPPED HIS TOGA. Hermione was in tears screaming for her mum, I couldn't open my eyes I think they melted at the sight.
Voldemort picked up his golden goblet and toasted us, "Here's to you Potter my arch enemy!" and he drained the glass.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha " laughed Harry "Who has the last laugh now Voldemort" he grinned maniacally, "I spiked your drink with anti-freeze soon you will be dead." He sounded like the hero of a really bad vampire movie.
Voldemort started to gag and do 3:60 head spins like the exorcist, every one got covered in split pea soup. Finally he fell still twitching only slightly, "Harry" he rasped "I am your father" cough cough.
"NOOOOO DADDY!" Harry cried falling on his dead fathers' form.
"Dude he tried to kill you" whispered Ron.
Harry sat up with a start "oh yeah… any one wanna go for a coke?"
"Yeah I am a little thirsty" agreed the others and I.
The five heroes left looking like the survivors of a war brave and majestic, well except for Ron who tripped up going out the door. "Come on Jim!" I called over my shoulder.
And once again the galaxy was safe.
And that my friends is the end thank god I'm scaring my self but now I have no more exams which means party yeah
P.S. for Kitkat the Teddy bear thing was based on a real event, while on holiday with the school one of the boys really did kidnap the teddy and gag it and send Polaroid's to my friend I've never eaten a skittle since.
Over the other side of the club Voldemort was getting his followers fired up into a frenzy "Ok guys on three Go Team," the death eaters nodded dumbly, "1…2…3… GOOOOOO TEAM!"
"I'll say this one last time Volde give in or feel the wrath of Pot-man!" Harry called over Draco's screaming, Hermione had turned his perfect hair green.
"Ha Ha Ha" Voldemort laughed then Ginny let out the secret weapon. "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO" chickens with little damn buster helmets on swooped in on the cowering Death eaters, egg ammunition taking out halve their men. Ron fired evil coco pops (little puffed pieces of rice covered in chocolate) at the death eaters trying to escape.
It seemed like the Gryffindor kittens were going to win until something so horrible, so disturbing, and so frightening that each of the allies fell down cowering in fear happened. SNAPE DROPPED HIS TOGA. Hermione was in tears screaming for her mum, I couldn't open my eyes I think they melted at the sight.
Voldemort picked up his golden goblet and toasted us, "Here's to you Potter my arch enemy!" and he drained the glass.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha " laughed Harry "Who has the last laugh now Voldemort" he grinned maniacally, "I spiked your drink with anti-freeze soon you will be dead." He sounded like the hero of a really bad vampire movie.
Voldemort started to gag and do 3:60 head spins like the exorcist, every one got covered in split pea soup. Finally he fell still twitching only slightly, "Harry" he rasped "I am your father" cough cough.
"NOOOOO DADDY!" Harry cried falling on his dead fathers' form.
"Dude he tried to kill you" whispered Ron.
Harry sat up with a start "oh yeah… any one wanna go for a coke?"
"Yeah I am a little thirsty" agreed the others and I.
The five heroes left looking like the survivors of a war brave and majestic, well except for Ron who tripped up going out the door. "Come on Jim!" I called over my shoulder.
And once again the galaxy was safe.
And that my friends is the end thank god I'm scaring my self but now I have no more exams which means party yeah
P.S. for Kitkat the Teddy bear thing was based on a real event, while on holiday with the school one of the boys really did kidnap the teddy and gag it and send Polaroid's to my friend I've never eaten a skittle since.