heya happy people! time for more fun with spandex, sobe, and those weird ear headphones/mics nsync wears. time to thank you for reviews:
to gelfling: love ya too. yes, nick does know what i'm doing, it's his real boyfriend i have to make sure doesn't find out O_O' or i will be seriously dead. here's to sobe! *downs another bottle*
to Onnako: this is what the hell. you knew i was crazy, dincha? this is only mild insanity.
to sarge: oooohh....i ought to kill you. fortunately, my muses have an excellent health plan and can be ressurected, and wufei has to be out of that chair to do those baka dance moves anyway. still, try anything else on my muses and i'll find something nasty to do to you. thanks for reviewing A Lesson in German and American Numerical Slang, too.
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The Mirror Only Reflects The Truth =D
Wufei: *wakes up* *squints eyes shut* Nataku save me, but my head hurts.
Duo: Mine too. Take a shower, it helps.
Wufei: *eyes still shut* The light causes harm to my eyes. But why?
Duo: You don't remember being in a rock concert and headbanging until you were losing blood and then going out and conquering the world with the swords of light?
Wufei: Nataku save me....no.
Duo: Good. It didn't happen. You went on a sobe binge after Chikra finally let you go to eat and got super wasted and did erotic things with me until we blacked out.
Wufei: *winces* And I don't remember. Damn. I'm going to shower. *shuffles out, squinting*
Duo: *rolls back into bed*
{{Later}}
Wufei: *shuffles over to mirror* *wipes off fog* *blinks at reflection* *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Duo: *wakes up* Wufei, what the-?
Wufei: *continues screaming incoherantly*
Duo: *hugs him* It's ok, it's ok, tell me what wron--*glimpses himself in the mirror* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
{{Elsewhere}}
Trowa: *shakes Quatre gently*
Quatre: *wakes up* Oh my head...Good morning, Trowa.
Trowa: ...
Quatre: Fine, but my head hurts. What happened?
Trowa: *smirks* ....
Quatre: *eyes widen* We DID?
Trowa: *nods*
Quatre: Wow. *squints at Trowa* You look different.
Trowa: ....
Quatre: Ok, maybe it is just because your hair isn't fixed yet. I'll shower, you fix your hair. *goes towards bathroom*
Trowa: *nods* *goes towards mirror* *sees reflection* *eyes bulge* ...!
Quatre: I feel different...maybe it's because I've never had a hangover before. *looks into mirror* Oh....my......god.....*faints*
Trowa: *hears Quatre faint* *goes in to help him* *swears silently*
{{In the kitchen}}
Heero: *attempts to give Chikra a Yuy Death Glare [tm]*
Chikra: For some reason, that's not as effective today.
Heero: That's because the pussy girly man I look like right now can't glare worth a grain of rice!!!
Chikra: Calm down, it's temporary.
Heero: I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TEMPORARY, I LOOK LIKE A PRICK!!! *hears screams coming from bedroom* I think the others are awake.
Chikra: *rubs hands together* I can hardly wait. This is the first time I've tried form changing.
Wufei: *charges into kitchen with katana* DAMN YOU, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!!!??
Duo: *follows with beam scythe* NO WHERE ON THE CONTRACT DID IT SAY I HAD TO LOOK LIKE THIS!!!! WHOSE FACE IS THIS ANYWAY!!!?
Trowa: Paragraph 4, Line 7.
All: *pause* Nani?
Trowa: The form changing thing was on Paragraph 4, Line 7.
Duo: How did you read that?
Trowa: *shrugs*
Chikra: Heh, well anyway, Duo, you're Lance; Wufei, you're JC; Quatre, you're Nick-
Heero: *growls* He looks nothing like Nick....
Chikra: From the band, twit. Trowa, you're Joey. And soldier-growling-boy here who is about to try to do dreadful things to me is Justin. *glares at Heero* Watch it, or I'll tie you to a chair.
Heero: *scowls uncomprimisingly*
Chikra: *regards them, the looks at the pictures spread on the table in front of him* Not too shabby. What does everyone want for breakfast?
{{Not too long after breakfast}}
Mihal: *flies in* See says she's about to do it.
Ex-pilots: *look worried* Do what?
Chikra: *sighs* We can't use earplugs, huh?
Mihal: We need to hear it to see if their on beat and key. See says good job on their appearence, by the way.
Chikra: Yay. I'll go get the CD. *flies out disconsolately*
Duo: Will one of you overly smug spawns of lizards explain what See is about to do?
Mihal: Temper, temper. We need a stage don't we? See's going to build one.
Quatre: How? She's not even here.
Mihal: So?
(room begins to swirl disorientingly)
Wufei: *voice suddenly shrill and girlish* Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Help!!
Trowa: ...
Mihal: *smirking in a dragon sort of way* One of the possible sideffects of being around for a major change in spandex space is past life regression.
Trowa: O.O
Quatre: *eyes look crazy* Acth saruy! Dam shing ruin! [1]
Trowa: O.O
Heero: So Wufei was Judy Garland in a past life? That's funny.
Trowa: Quatre, please snap out of it!
All others: O.O Yatta!! He spoke!
Quatre: I'm alright, Trowa....but I'm a little confused.
Trowa: *sighs in relief* ....
Quatre: *hugs Trowa*
Heero: So, Wufei, did you like show biz?
Wufei: I don't know what you're talking about.
Heero: *grins* I thought you had done research on your past lives?
Wufei: O_O What did I do?
Duo: *defensive* Shut up, Heero.
Heero: *smirks silently*
Wufei: Why did I sign that contract? Why, damn it, why?
Duo: Because our mission before involved seducing OZ soldiers.
Mihal: *raises left eye ridge in an uncanny imitation of Spock* And you're complaining now?
Chikra: *flies back in holding CD* I sprinkled it with Holy Water. I think it's safe to touch now.
Mihal: Put it in the player.
Chikra: Can't you do it?
Mihal: I don't have fingers or opposable thumbs.
Chikra: *grumbles* Ok, happy victims. You're going to listen to this CD and pick four songs to perform. If you can't decide on four, we'll just do the first four. I'm leaving. *inserts CD in large player* *flies out hastily*
Mihal: *cranks volume* *flies out too*
(doors disapear)
Pilots: NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US HERE!!
Duo: This is unconstitutional! Cruel and unusual punishment! I'm AMERICAN dammit, I have rights!
(music suddenly blares)
Pilots: *clamp hands over ears* *discover that it doesn't help*
Wufei: IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTTIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!
Music: *continues unconernedly* *and continues* *and continues*
to be continued......with annoying lyrics.....quake with fear....
[1] Supposedly, that is what Attila the Hun said when he took the Great Wall. I understand about as much of it as you do, but you see the irony now, yes? Please review, if you're nice.
to gelfling: love ya too. yes, nick does know what i'm doing, it's his real boyfriend i have to make sure doesn't find out O_O' or i will be seriously dead. here's to sobe! *downs another bottle*
to Onnako: this is what the hell. you knew i was crazy, dincha? this is only mild insanity.
to sarge: oooohh....i ought to kill you. fortunately, my muses have an excellent health plan and can be ressurected, and wufei has to be out of that chair to do those baka dance moves anyway. still, try anything else on my muses and i'll find something nasty to do to you. thanks for reviewing A Lesson in German and American Numerical Slang, too.
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The Mirror Only Reflects The Truth =D
Wufei: *wakes up* *squints eyes shut* Nataku save me, but my head hurts.
Duo: Mine too. Take a shower, it helps.
Wufei: *eyes still shut* The light causes harm to my eyes. But why?
Duo: You don't remember being in a rock concert and headbanging until you were losing blood and then going out and conquering the world with the swords of light?
Wufei: Nataku save me....no.
Duo: Good. It didn't happen. You went on a sobe binge after Chikra finally let you go to eat and got super wasted and did erotic things with me until we blacked out.
Wufei: *winces* And I don't remember. Damn. I'm going to shower. *shuffles out, squinting*
Duo: *rolls back into bed*
{{Later}}
Wufei: *shuffles over to mirror* *wipes off fog* *blinks at reflection* *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Duo: *wakes up* Wufei, what the-?
Wufei: *continues screaming incoherantly*
Duo: *hugs him* It's ok, it's ok, tell me what wron--*glimpses himself in the mirror* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
{{Elsewhere}}
Trowa: *shakes Quatre gently*
Quatre: *wakes up* Oh my head...Good morning, Trowa.
Trowa: ...
Quatre: Fine, but my head hurts. What happened?
Trowa: *smirks* ....
Quatre: *eyes widen* We DID?
Trowa: *nods*
Quatre: Wow. *squints at Trowa* You look different.
Trowa: ....
Quatre: Ok, maybe it is just because your hair isn't fixed yet. I'll shower, you fix your hair. *goes towards bathroom*
Trowa: *nods* *goes towards mirror* *sees reflection* *eyes bulge* ...!
Quatre: I feel different...maybe it's because I've never had a hangover before. *looks into mirror* Oh....my......god.....*faints*
Trowa: *hears Quatre faint* *goes in to help him* *swears silently*
{{In the kitchen}}
Heero: *attempts to give Chikra a Yuy Death Glare [tm]*
Chikra: For some reason, that's not as effective today.
Heero: That's because the pussy girly man I look like right now can't glare worth a grain of rice!!!
Chikra: Calm down, it's temporary.
Heero: I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TEMPORARY, I LOOK LIKE A PRICK!!! *hears screams coming from bedroom* I think the others are awake.
Chikra: *rubs hands together* I can hardly wait. This is the first time I've tried form changing.
Wufei: *charges into kitchen with katana* DAMN YOU, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!!!??
Duo: *follows with beam scythe* NO WHERE ON THE CONTRACT DID IT SAY I HAD TO LOOK LIKE THIS!!!! WHOSE FACE IS THIS ANYWAY!!!?
Trowa: Paragraph 4, Line 7.
All: *pause* Nani?
Trowa: The form changing thing was on Paragraph 4, Line 7.
Duo: How did you read that?
Trowa: *shrugs*
Chikra: Heh, well anyway, Duo, you're Lance; Wufei, you're JC; Quatre, you're Nick-
Heero: *growls* He looks nothing like Nick....
Chikra: From the band, twit. Trowa, you're Joey. And soldier-growling-boy here who is about to try to do dreadful things to me is Justin. *glares at Heero* Watch it, or I'll tie you to a chair.
Heero: *scowls uncomprimisingly*
Chikra: *regards them, the looks at the pictures spread on the table in front of him* Not too shabby. What does everyone want for breakfast?
{{Not too long after breakfast}}
Mihal: *flies in* See says she's about to do it.
Ex-pilots: *look worried* Do what?
Chikra: *sighs* We can't use earplugs, huh?
Mihal: We need to hear it to see if their on beat and key. See says good job on their appearence, by the way.
Chikra: Yay. I'll go get the CD. *flies out disconsolately*
Duo: Will one of you overly smug spawns of lizards explain what See is about to do?
Mihal: Temper, temper. We need a stage don't we? See's going to build one.
Quatre: How? She's not even here.
Mihal: So?
(room begins to swirl disorientingly)
Wufei: *voice suddenly shrill and girlish* Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Help!!
Trowa: ...
Mihal: *smirking in a dragon sort of way* One of the possible sideffects of being around for a major change in spandex space is past life regression.
Trowa: O.O
Quatre: *eyes look crazy* Acth saruy! Dam shing ruin! [1]
Trowa: O.O
Heero: So Wufei was Judy Garland in a past life? That's funny.
Trowa: Quatre, please snap out of it!
All others: O.O Yatta!! He spoke!
Quatre: I'm alright, Trowa....but I'm a little confused.
Trowa: *sighs in relief* ....
Quatre: *hugs Trowa*
Heero: So, Wufei, did you like show biz?
Wufei: I don't know what you're talking about.
Heero: *grins* I thought you had done research on your past lives?
Wufei: O_O What did I do?
Duo: *defensive* Shut up, Heero.
Heero: *smirks silently*
Wufei: Why did I sign that contract? Why, damn it, why?
Duo: Because our mission before involved seducing OZ soldiers.
Mihal: *raises left eye ridge in an uncanny imitation of Spock* And you're complaining now?
Chikra: *flies back in holding CD* I sprinkled it with Holy Water. I think it's safe to touch now.
Mihal: Put it in the player.
Chikra: Can't you do it?
Mihal: I don't have fingers or opposable thumbs.
Chikra: *grumbles* Ok, happy victims. You're going to listen to this CD and pick four songs to perform. If you can't decide on four, we'll just do the first four. I'm leaving. *inserts CD in large player* *flies out hastily*
Mihal: *cranks volume* *flies out too*
(doors disapear)
Pilots: NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US HERE!!
Duo: This is unconstitutional! Cruel and unusual punishment! I'm AMERICAN dammit, I have rights!
(music suddenly blares)
Pilots: *clamp hands over ears* *discover that it doesn't help*
Wufei: IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTTIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!
Music: *continues unconernedly* *and continues* *and continues*
to be continued......with annoying lyrics.....quake with fear....
[1] Supposedly, that is what Attila the Hun said when he took the Great Wall. I understand about as much of it as you do, but you see the irony now, yes? Please review, if you're nice.