Tribute to Auron
A long time ago...me and my sista Seimei here,
We were sitting in the Macalania Woods.
All of a sudden, there stood a sexy demon,
in the middle of the wood.
And he said, "Write the best story about me in the world, and I'll strip for you."
Well me and Seimei, we looked at each other, and we each said...
"Okay."
And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be, the best Auron story in the world.
It was the best Auron story in the world.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
He put on a good show for Seimei and me
It was destiny
Once every thousand years or so
Tidus doth rise and Sin doth grow
And Auron doesn't goooooo....!
Well needless to say, the we were stunned.
Whip crack, went all his clothes, and we were done.
He asked us, "Be you Fayth-dreams?"
And we said "Nay! We are but fangirls, rock!"
This is not the greatest Auron story in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the greatest Auron story in the world, no.
No! This is a tribute, oh!
To the greatest Auron story in the world, alright!
To the greatest Auron story in the world, alright!
It is just the best feakin' story, the greatest Auron story in the
world.
Oh mama, Auron.
And the peculiar thing is this, my friends:
The story we wrote on that fatefull night,
didn't actually sound anything like this story!
This is just a tribute.
You've gotta believe me.
And I wish you were there.
Just a matter of Auron's Speedo*.
Ah! Whoa!
Good god! And Auron lovin!
There's no surprise to find you have to love him!
Damn Yunalesca.....
*Refrence from the "Ode to Auron" by Galaxy Girl. (Another cult member!! ^.^)
...Okay. I did this in like 5 minutes. I thought it was hilarious.