A/N: I own nothing. Not the song (Mary Wells owns the song 'My Guy') Not the man (Vince owns Benoit) Nor the idea (my muses thought of it) Rock on! And happy Benoit-is-back day!

This is for Tracy and all the other Benoitoloics out (oot) there!



Benoit (sing-along with My Guy)

Nothing you could say
Can tear me away from Benoit
Nothing you could do
Cause I'm stuck like glue to Benoit (or I'm stuck to Benoit, like he's stuck to his tight fitting pants)

I'm stickin to Benoit like Flair is a trendsetter
Like Ravens of a feather
We stick together..
I will tell you from the start
I can't be torn apart from Benoit (even if he puts me in the Crossface!)

Nothing you can do
Could make me untrue to Benoit
Nothing you could buy
Could make me tell a lie to Benoit... (Cuz if I lied to him, he'd hurt me..)

I gave Benoit my word of honor (I did? Was I drunk at the time?)
To be faithful and I'm gonna
You best be believing
I won't be deceiving Benoit... (again, cuz he would hurt me)

As a matter of opinion I think he's tops..
My opinion is he's the cream of the crop (riding crop! Ooo! I got a slash reference in here!)
As a matter of taste to be exact
He's my ideal as a matter of fact.. (Except when it comes to hair)

No muscle bound man (or Jericho) could take my hand from Benoit
No handsome face (like Raven) could ever take the play of Benoit
He may not be a movie star (or have all of his teeth)
But when it comes to be happy we are..

Theres not a man today
who could take me away From Benoit

No muscle bound man (or Test) could take my hand from Benoit
No handsome face (like Rhyno) could ever take the play of Benoit
He may not be a movie star (or see over the steering wheel in his car)
But when it comes to be happy we are..

Theres not a man today
who could take me away From Benoit

Theres not a man today
who could take me away From Benoit