A/N: I just had a strawberry cheescake shake form sonic. It was very good. But they screwed up my burger. I ordered it without pickles, but mine had more pickles than my mom's, who likes pickles. Anywho, this is sort of a take-off of jessicas ideas (or maybe its allison's, I cant remember) and were writing parodies of song from musicales. We did fiddler of the roof this year as a school play (GO FEMALE SONS!!!! WERE NOT CROSS-DRESSERS!!!) and last year we did annie! So, since allison or jessica is doing fiddler of the roof, I decided I would do annie.

Dislaimer: broadway owns annie. Tolkien owns lotr. I own the idea, sorta.

Little Orphan Frodo

Chapter 1- Maybe

(piano music fills the mines of moria, where the fellowship is sitting, waiting for gandalf to figure out which way to go)

Frodo: Maybe far away

Or maybe real near by

Ringwraiths are waiting to kill me

Orcs want to poke out my eye!

Maybe in these mines

Or maybe in the woods

Our fellowship will then break up

I'm gonna rescue poor Sam

Merry: Maybe we're lost

Pippin: Maybe we're starved

Sam: Maybe we're hungry

For food like Pop-tarts

Frodo: Maybe we'll die

Before we get out

Our one mistake was following him! (points to gandalf)

So maybe now we're dead

And just don't know it yet

We're gonna go up to heaven

"Hi, mom!"

Aragorn: Betcha he's lost

Boromir: Betcha there's Orcs

Gimli: Maybe my cousin

Has left his old home

Frodo: Betcha he's not

He just fell asleep

Don't really mind

Just hope he wakes up

So maybe now we're gone

Or maybe we're just lost

We're gonna be dead tomorrow

All: '"Hi, mom!"

A/N: caffiene is good