1 Little Orphan Frodo
Chapter 4- We'd Like to Thank You, Herbert Hoover
(the fellowship is going through the woods before lothlorien, and they're bored, so they sing a song)
Sam: Today I'm living on the cold ground
Pippin: Today I'm scrounging for a meal
Boromir: Today I'm stealing Frodo's gold ring
Who knew I could steal?
Legolas: I used to winter in my own woods
I spent my summers in my room
Frodo: I used to throw away my papers
I don't anymore
All: We'd like to thank you, Lordy Elrond
For really giving us a quest
We'd like to thank you, Lordy Elrond
You made us what we are today
Hobbits: Vacation was just 'round the corner
Pippin: We can't have 6 meals anymore now
In this quest, thing that you gave us,
Yes, we're getting blue
Frodo: You let others stay at Elftown!
But Lordy Elrond, you forgot
We paid attention and we left
Not only did we leave just for you
We left by ourselves!
Aragorn: For everyone you had a great feast
But Lordy Elrond, you forgot
Not only don't I have my own feast
I'm the real king!
All: Hey Elrond!
Gimli: You left behind a proclamation
About the Fellowship you say
All: We're up to here!
With "admiration"
Legolas: Come down and help kill some Orcs
Hobbits: Come down and share our two meals a day
Be sure to bring the council, too
We've got no turkey
For our stuffing
Why don't we stuff you?
All: We'd like to thank you, Lordy Elrond (Hobbits: Thank you, Elrond)
For really giving us a quest
You're full of Elf fluff
And we're glad you
Made who we
Are today!
Chapter 4- We'd Like to Thank You, Herbert Hoover
(the fellowship is going through the woods before lothlorien, and they're bored, so they sing a song)
Sam: Today I'm living on the cold ground
Pippin: Today I'm scrounging for a meal
Boromir: Today I'm stealing Frodo's gold ring
Who knew I could steal?
Legolas: I used to winter in my own woods
I spent my summers in my room
Frodo: I used to throw away my papers
I don't anymore
All: We'd like to thank you, Lordy Elrond
For really giving us a quest
We'd like to thank you, Lordy Elrond
You made us what we are today
Hobbits: Vacation was just 'round the corner
Pippin: We can't have 6 meals anymore now
In this quest, thing that you gave us,
Yes, we're getting blue
Frodo: You let others stay at Elftown!
But Lordy Elrond, you forgot
We paid attention and we left
Not only did we leave just for you
We left by ourselves!
Aragorn: For everyone you had a great feast
But Lordy Elrond, you forgot
Not only don't I have my own feast
I'm the real king!
All: Hey Elrond!
Gimli: You left behind a proclamation
About the Fellowship you say
All: We're up to here!
With "admiration"
Legolas: Come down and help kill some Orcs
Hobbits: Come down and share our two meals a day
Be sure to bring the council, too
We've got no turkey
For our stuffing
Why don't we stuff you?
All: We'd like to thank you, Lordy Elrond (Hobbits: Thank you, Elrond)
For really giving us a quest
You're full of Elf fluff
And we're glad you
Made who we
Are today!