1 Little Orphan Frodo
Chapter 5- Little Girls
(legolas is tired of listening to the hobbits whine about eveything, so, what else does he do? He sings a song!)
Legolas: Little freaks
Little freaks
Everywhere I turn
I can… hear them
Little freaks
Little freaks
Night and day
I eat, sleep and…HEAR THEM
I'm an ordinary Elf guy
With feelin's
I'd like an Orc
To shoot right here and now
But I'll admit
No Orc's been shot
So how come I'm the archer of the year?
Little songs
Little jokes
Everything they say is…
LITTLE!
If I shoot little hobbits
Surely everyone will be glad!
Some Elves are drippin' in talent
Some Elves are drippin' in girls
Lucky me, lucky me.
Look at what I'm listenin' to
Mouthy little freaks
How I hate
Little Sam
Little Pip
And each little… hobbit
I'd have cracked, weeks ago,
If it weren't for my sense of aim!
Someday I'll step on the huge feet
Someday, I'll break all their necks
Send the flood
Send the flue
Anything that you can do
To little freaks
Someday I'll land up on Mount Doom
With all the Orcs
And the doom!
There I'll leave
Stealthily
And watch the evil kill the hobbits
That little
Freak!
Chapter 5- Little Girls
(legolas is tired of listening to the hobbits whine about eveything, so, what else does he do? He sings a song!)
Legolas: Little freaks
Little freaks
Everywhere I turn
I can… hear them
Little freaks
Little freaks
Night and day
I eat, sleep and…HEAR THEM
I'm an ordinary Elf guy
With feelin's
I'd like an Orc
To shoot right here and now
But I'll admit
No Orc's been shot
So how come I'm the archer of the year?
Little songs
Little jokes
Everything they say is…
LITTLE!
If I shoot little hobbits
Surely everyone will be glad!
Some Elves are drippin' in talent
Some Elves are drippin' in girls
Lucky me, lucky me.
Look at what I'm listenin' to
Mouthy little freaks
How I hate
Little Sam
Little Pip
And each little… hobbit
I'd have cracked, weeks ago,
If it weren't for my sense of aim!
Someday I'll step on the huge feet
Someday, I'll break all their necks
Send the flood
Send the flue
Anything that you can do
To little freaks
Someday I'll land up on Mount Doom
With all the Orcs
And the doom!
There I'll leave
Stealthily
And watch the evil kill the hobbits
That little
Freak!