1 Little Orphan Frodo
Chapter 6- I Think I'm Gonna Like it Here!
(frodo has just woken up in rivendell and begins asking questions. The healers of course find it advisable by the surgeon general to… sing a song)
Lord Elrond: (spoken) Frodo, You're our guest at Rivendell. And for the next few days you're going to have a swell time.
(sings) Annette will pick out all your clothes.
Annette: (spoken) Green. No, brown is his best color, I think.
Lord Elrond: (sings) Your food is cooked by Mr. Green!
Mr. Green: (spoken) Soup. No, mushrooms, I think
Lord Elrond: (sings) Marlene comes in to clean your room
Marlene: (spoken) The lemon scent! No, the pine fresh scent, I think!
Frodo: (sings) I think I'm gonna like it here!
Lord Elrond: The balcony is just outside.
Frodo: (spoken) My own private balcony?
Lord Elrond: Hmm-hmm.
Frodo: Hot dog!
Lord Elrond: (sings) The archery court is in the rear.
Frodo: (spoken) I've never even picked up an arrow!
Lord Elrond: (sings) Have an instructor here at noon. (spoken) Oh, and get that Legolas Greeleaf fellow if he's available.
Frodo: (sings) I think I'm gonna like it here!
Lord Elrond: When you wake
Ring for Drake
Drake will bring your food
Frodo: (spoken) Both breakfasts?
Lord Elrond: (sings) When you're through,
Mrs. Pugh
Comes to take
It away
Staff: No need to clean up any shoes
Frodo: (spoken) That's okay, I haven't got any anyway
Lord Elrond: (sings) No hobbit foot you'll lift, my friend!
Staff: We have but one request
Please put us to the test
Frodo: I know I'm gonna like it here!
Used to live
Under a hill
Where I'd sit and eat
Get me now
Holy cow!
Could someone, pinch me please?
(someone obliges)
(spoken) OW!
Lord Elorond: He didn't mean it!
(sings) We've just once had a little person
Frodo: I'm very glad to volunteer!
Staff: We hope you understand
Your wish is our command
Frodo: I know I'm gonna like it here!
All: Welcome!
Chapter 6- I Think I'm Gonna Like it Here!
(frodo has just woken up in rivendell and begins asking questions. The healers of course find it advisable by the surgeon general to… sing a song)
Lord Elrond: (spoken) Frodo, You're our guest at Rivendell. And for the next few days you're going to have a swell time.
(sings) Annette will pick out all your clothes.
Annette: (spoken) Green. No, brown is his best color, I think.
Lord Elrond: (sings) Your food is cooked by Mr. Green!
Mr. Green: (spoken) Soup. No, mushrooms, I think
Lord Elrond: (sings) Marlene comes in to clean your room
Marlene: (spoken) The lemon scent! No, the pine fresh scent, I think!
Frodo: (sings) I think I'm gonna like it here!
Lord Elrond: The balcony is just outside.
Frodo: (spoken) My own private balcony?
Lord Elrond: Hmm-hmm.
Frodo: Hot dog!
Lord Elrond: (sings) The archery court is in the rear.
Frodo: (spoken) I've never even picked up an arrow!
Lord Elrond: (sings) Have an instructor here at noon. (spoken) Oh, and get that Legolas Greeleaf fellow if he's available.
Frodo: (sings) I think I'm gonna like it here!
Lord Elrond: When you wake
Ring for Drake
Drake will bring your food
Frodo: (spoken) Both breakfasts?
Lord Elrond: (sings) When you're through,
Mrs. Pugh
Comes to take
It away
Staff: No need to clean up any shoes
Frodo: (spoken) That's okay, I haven't got any anyway
Lord Elrond: (sings) No hobbit foot you'll lift, my friend!
Staff: We have but one request
Please put us to the test
Frodo: I know I'm gonna like it here!
Used to live
Under a hill
Where I'd sit and eat
Get me now
Holy cow!
Could someone, pinch me please?
(someone obliges)
(spoken) OW!
Lord Elorond: He didn't mean it!
(sings) We've just once had a little person
Frodo: I'm very glad to volunteer!
Staff: We hope you understand
Your wish is our command
Frodo: I know I'm gonna like it here!
All: Welcome!