1 Little Orphan Frodo
Chapter 8- Easy Street
(what would happen if gandalf agreed with sauruman? The only way to express this is … through, a song)
Sauruman: I remember the way my sainted mother
Would sit and croon me a lullaby
Gandalf: Mine said, "Kid, there's a place that's like no other
You gotta get there
Before you die
You can't get there by playin' by the rule books
You stack the aces
You load the dice."
Both: Oh mother dear
Oh, we know you're…
Down there listenin'
How can we follow your sweet advice to…
Mount Doom
Mount Doom
Where we reak evil!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She'd repeat
Mount Doom
Better get there
To…
Mount Doom
Mount Doom
Where our Orcs will play
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Move our feet
To Mount Doom
When you get there.., stay
Sauruman: It aint fair, how we scrounge to make our evil
While he gets the ring.
Gandalf: Ooh! That little freak!
It aint fair this here life is driving me –phrenia. While we get Orc guts, he has the ring
Sauruman: Maybe he holds the key, that little hobbit
To getting' more evil
Instada less
Sauruman: Maybe we fix the game with something shady
Gandalf: Where does that put us?
Sauruman: Give you one guess
Both: YES!
Mount Doom
Mount Doom
Frodo is the key
Yessiree, yessiree, yessire, yeah
Mount Doom!
Mount Doom!
That's where we're gonna be!
Chapter 8- Easy Street
(what would happen if gandalf agreed with sauruman? The only way to express this is … through, a song)
Sauruman: I remember the way my sainted mother
Would sit and croon me a lullaby
Gandalf: Mine said, "Kid, there's a place that's like no other
You gotta get there
Before you die
You can't get there by playin' by the rule books
You stack the aces
You load the dice."
Both: Oh mother dear
Oh, we know you're…
Down there listenin'
How can we follow your sweet advice to…
Mount Doom
Mount Doom
Where we reak evil!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She'd repeat
Mount Doom
Better get there
To…
Mount Doom
Mount Doom
Where our Orcs will play
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Move our feet
To Mount Doom
When you get there.., stay
Sauruman: It aint fair, how we scrounge to make our evil
While he gets the ring.
Gandalf: Ooh! That little freak!
It aint fair this here life is driving me –phrenia. While we get Orc guts, he has the ring
Sauruman: Maybe he holds the key, that little hobbit
To getting' more evil
Instada less
Sauruman: Maybe we fix the game with something shady
Gandalf: Where does that put us?
Sauruman: Give you one guess
Both: YES!
Mount Doom
Mount Doom
Frodo is the key
Yessiree, yessiree, yessire, yeah
Mount Doom!
Mount Doom!
That's where we're gonna be!