Obituary notice
Published in the Daily Prophet on 8 July 1996
St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries is saddened by the loss of Dr. Ivan Diot, who died 6 July 1996.
Diot was born to Adam and Leslie Diot on 29 March 1951, the youngest of four children. After graduating from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in 1969, Diot took up a career as janitor at the St. Mungo's facility. After Head Psychologist Chad Ranium resigned in 1972, Diot took up the position with great enthusiasm.
His professional manner and unequaled intuition made Diot a very valued member of the St. Mungo's staff. Diot will be remembered fondly by both colleagues and patients alike.
Cause of death is uncertain, although Ministry authorities believe foul play is involved. They suspect Untraceable Poison, but proving the matter is a bit difficult.
Diot is preceded in death by parents Adam and Leslie and sister Amelia.
Donations can be made in Diot's name to:
St. Mungo's….
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A/N: I hope you found this as funny as I did when the idea first hit me. I was going to use to psychology textbook, and include lots of psychobabble, then I remembered that was one of my books I actually managed to sell. So, it's not as good as it could be, but it sure beats working on the revising my other story needs. Dates in here are chosen at random.
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