Island.
"So after graduating high school, I decided to concentrate on wrestling, I got the best coach around, he said I was special and began training for the Olympics…"
"Would you please shut up, I know the story, everyone knows the story, you go to the Olympics, win the gold medal blah blah blah, it was Six years ago, no-one cares!"
"Excuse me, people do care." Kurt said though he didn't believe his own words.
"Oh, like who?"
"Umm, Stephanie cares."
"Oh please, wake up Kurt and smell the rejection, she is not interested in you, she even said so herself."
"That's not exactly true, now that Hunter's dead, she'll see the guy she should be with…Me"
Edge sighed as he looked around the cave, they had been stuck in here for what seemed forever , Stephanie and Rob were suppose to have gone to get help but they had been a while.
"Where the hell are they?" asked Edge angrily.
"Don't look at me like that I don't know, if you just relaxed for a moment and listened to my stories, maybe the time would go quicker."
"Go quicker!?, this is just a nightmare, I'd rather be stuck in here with a hundred snakes than if you."
"You don't mean that, I'm the American Hero, you should be honoured to here with me."
"Get over yourself Kurt."
Edge sat down beside Kurt and touched his shoulder.
"You know Kurt, I never noticed what beautiful blue eyes you have and I love your short stumpy hair and the way it goes into a point at the end, it's delightful."
"Well people said I am rather handsome." Kurt said blushing happily.
"You know, there is one way to make the time go quicker." Said Edge now stroking his leg.
At first Kurt enjoyed Edge's attention, but then he realised his motive.
"No way Edge, you got to be joking!" said Kurt jumping up from his seat on the rock ledge.
"Come on, we've got a sleeping bag here, we'll be nice and comfy."
"Over my dead body Edge, nothing will make me go that low."
"Come on Kurt, I know you, I understand you, I realise how much sexual tension is building up inside you, you can let it all out, you can forget about Stephanie, it will be just about us, one night, no strings attached, what do you say Kurt, fancy a fuck?"
"Sorry Edge, but your tacky come on's are not working with me." Said Kurt confidently going to the opposite side of the cave.
Stephanie and Rob Van Dam were at the camp, Rob had been knocked by a rock and was bleeding from the side of his head, lucky it didn't go to deep.
"I swear I saw Hunter, he's alive,." Stephanie said happily. "He must have escaped the boat and come onto the Island, he mustn't have known where we set up camp, we must find him and tell him about the killer, he might be after him too"
"Stephanie, I may have had my head bashed in but even I'm clever enough to know that Hunter is the killer, he faked his own death and is now tracking us down."
"No, Hunter would never do that, you think everyone is the killer, a minute ago you said to was me and now your saying it's Hunter."
"Steph, I just got hit by a flying rock and then you see Hunter running away, go figure."
"That rock could have come from anywhere, Hunter was probably scared."
"Hunter? Scared? I don't think so, you got to have a lot of guts to nail someone with an axe."
"Are you saying that Hunter killed Rocky?"
"Yes and he tried to kill me."
"Your crazy Rob."
"No your just so stupid that you can't see that your husband has murdered Rocky and he wants to kill the rest of us too."
"Why would he want to do something like that?"
"I don't know, but he is the cerebral assassin."
"I don't believe a word you saying, we are going to clean up your head, then we are going to rescue Edge and Kurt, they must be dead scared in that cave."
"He's going to get them too you know, maybe even you." Said Rob coldly.
"You know what Rob, I saved your life today, if I hadn't been there, you'd be dead and you accuse me of trying to kill everyone and now you accuse my husband, you know what Rob Van Dam, I think you did it, you killed Hunter, you killed Rocky and the rock thing was just an accident, you probably even pushed those rocks in front of the cave to trap Kurt and Edge and now your trying to shift the blame!" Stephanie said angrily.
"But Stephanie if that were true, wouldn't I have killed you by now, I mean I got you all alone, no Kurt or Edge to protect you, I could easily just knock you out with one punch…"
"Shut up Rob, we are going to find who is doing this, because it is messing up your head."
Kurt awoke as sunlight streamed in through the cave. Kurt looked over to see Edge by his side, his arms wrapped around him.
Oh Shit, Stephanie and Rob can't see him like this, he quickly put on his shorts and shook Edge.
"Edge, wake up, Steph and Rob are coming."
"KURT, EDGE, ARE YOU OK?" Stephanie called.
Kurt ran to the entrance and pulled away some of the rocks as the outside world became clearer. Finally he saw Stephanie and Rob and he climbed out of the cave and hugged Stephanie.
"Thank God your ok, the killer didn't get you did he? I was so worried."
"We had a close escape, Rob got bashed in with a rock, hit him straight in her head, that's why we couldn't come sooner."
"Shit, do you know who did it?"
"No." Stephanie said quickly ignoring Robs glance.
"Where's Edge?"
Kurt blushed as he remembered Edge, the person he had slept with last night.
"He's sleeping, Ill go wake him." Kurt said, as he walked back in the cave.
"We have to tell them about Hunter Steph."
"I know."
"We have to tell them that he is after us, he already tried to get me."
"No Rob, Hunter is not the killer, I refuse to believe it, I know him better than anyone else."
"Face the facts Steph, he is the only other person, we know on this island, it was his idea to come here so he knows the island, you saw him just after I got hit, I am going to tell Kurt and Edge, if you want to get off this island alive you better start believing now."
"Actually I can see where Rob is coming from, it makes sense." Said Edge.
"But Edge, Hunter is one of your best friends, how can you think that he would do something like this?"
"Steph, he invited us on to this island, you plainly saw him after he supposedly was blown up in the yacht, why didn't come to the camp if he was alive."
"Maybe he was hurt."
"It was because, he wanted us to think he was dead so he could kill us without no-one knowing."
"He knows where we are, anyone of us could be next."
"But I'm his wife, he would never dream of hurting me."
"Steph has a point there, the only person that he has a motive to kill is Kurt." Edge said. Both Rob and Edge looked at Kurt.
"What? Are you saying that I'm next? Well thanks a lot for your support guys."
"We need a plan, we need to prove that Hunter is alive, we need him to come to the camp." Said Rob drawing shapes in the sand.
"And how do you suppose we do that?" asked Kurt impatiently.
"By setting a trap."
"What kind of trap, like a boobie trap, I don't think Hunter is going to be fooled by that."
"There is only person here that Hunter is least likely to kill, in fact he probably wouldn't kill at all."
Edge, Kurt and Rob looked at Stephanie.
"Yeah, but how is that going to help?"
"Stephanie you're basically a billionaire, Hunter can't afford to lose you, it would be stupid, but if we tried to hurt you, maybe he would come rescue you and we could catch him unsurprised."
"That's ridiculous, Hunter knows you would never hurt me."
"Well, where just have to make it as realistic as possible, we'll wrestlers right, lets improvise."
"You know, he could be listening to us right now."
"We can't think like that, there's the four of us via him, we can do this, we can catch that bastard, who's with me?" Edge said, holding his hand out to the centre. Rob and Kurt immediately put their hands in but Stephanie looked scared.
"Come on Steph, I know you don't what to believe it, but he killed Rocky and he will kill us too, you can help us." Kurt said pleadingly.
Stephanie looked in the eyes of Kurt, Edge and Rob and put her hand in the centre.
"I'm In." she said confidently.
A few hours later, the group had assembled a plan and were ready to carry it out.
"Ok people, he is most likely to be around here at night, that's when he strike last time, if we create a lot of noise, its sure to attract his attention, now Stephanie you are going to have a fight with Kurt, make it look good, pretend you slept with him or something."
"What! We didn't agree to that." Said Stephanie.
"Come on, we all know you want to." Laughed Rob.
"That is not true." Said Stephanie glaring at Rob.
"Its pretend people, Stephanie you're an expert at overacting, this is your time to shine, now whilst your arguing and Stephanie is knocked out by Kurt, we will keep an eye out for Hunter, Kurt you just hang around the beach looking guilty, maybe a few tears"
"I don't suppose that will be too hard." Muttered Rob.
"Hey, I'll make you cry in a minute Rob." Said Kurt.
"Enough bickering children, places please!"
Edge and Rob hid in the bushes as they watched Kurt and Steph sit on the beach, the plan was to talk quietly for a while before arguing, to make it seem for real.
The beach was eerily silent and Edge felt his heart pumping in his chest, he was surprised at how scared he was, he wasn't performing in a ring anymore, he was fighting for his own life.
Stephanie and Kurt sat opposite each other, in front of the fire, this way they could see together every part of the beach in case Hunter decided to stop by.
"So when should we start arguing?" asked Kurt.
"Just leave it a few minutes."
"So…how are you?"
Stephanie laughed.
"What's so funny?"
"It's like we are stuck on this island, with my husband killing everyone with axes and you ask how are you? Its just funny that's all."
"You know I bet this will be one of those things that we laugh about later."
"If you get off though."
"Of course we'll get off, if not then we can live like the Robinson family, free from stress and responsibility, having fun with beautiful weather everyday."
"Maybe that will be fun in a perfect world." Stephanie laughed again.
"So what are we going to argue about?"
" Erm, I know I find out that you slept with Edge and I get really jealous." Smiled Stephanie.
Oh my God, did she find out about him and Edge. Had Edge told her? Kurt looked at her in shock.
"Kurt, I'm only joking, I know you're not gay."
"Yeah I knew you were joking." Said Kurt regaining his composure.
"The way you've been looking at me lately, its so obvious your not gay." Chuckled Stephanie.
"Why did you think I was gay?"
"No of course not."
Stephanie stopped talking and shuffled the sand with her hands.
"Ok should we start arguing now?"
"Yeah, remember don't hit me too hard."
"Edge said to make it look good and anyway I have wanted to hit you for so long."
"Yeah? Well bring it on Kurt, show us what you got!"
Rob and Edge watched as Stephanie and Kurt started their fake argument.
"Ok, keep an extra look-out from now on, any signs of movement and tell me." Ordered Edge.
Rob shuffled along behind the trees to get a better view of the beach, all he could hear was the voices of Kurt and Steph. They seemed to be doing a pretty good job as Stephanie began to push Kurt.
WHACK. Stephanie fell to the ground hard. It look like Kurt had really punched her. So hard Kurt looked a bit worried as he look down at her but then he remembered the plan and headed towards the beach.
Rob watched Kurt closely as he saw Edge climb up the rock ledge.
Suddenly he heard movements in the trees behind him and he quickly turned away but was met by only Palm trees. Calm down Rob, don't panic he thought to himself.
But then he heard more footsteps crunching on the leaves below. He looked towards Edge who was in clear view.
"Edge, I hear something." He called quietly. "Edge!"
Edge turned around as Rob saw the trees move behind Edge.
"Edge, look out!" Rob called.
BANG. A bullet fired into Rob's head, his brains and blood splattered onto the palm trees as Edge and Kurt ran to the direction of the shot.
"Fucking hell!" Edge said as he saw Rob. Edge ran into the jungle searching for Hunter. But he was gone. When he returned Kurt and Stephanie stood by the body.
"Now do you believe us Stephanie? It has to be Hunter."
Stephanie started to cry as she walked away from the body, Edge and Kurt ran after her.
"Great Plan Edge! instead of getting Hunter, we lost Rob, got any more ideas?" Stephanie cried.
"What are we going to do now?" asked Kurt.
"I don't know, I don't know." Edge admitted.
The three superstars looked at each other, knowing it was only a matter of time before they were killed too.
In the Next Chapter.
The group find a deserted house.