Disclaimer: I own none of the characters. Technically I don't even own Mike
because he's my cousin and isn't slavery banned? Richter is a person of my
friend Danny's imagination. Thank you.
Title: Attack of the Jealous Minor Character
Rated: PG for stupid reasons
Full Summary: My cousin and his/my friend Danny were talking on the phone and Mike was complaining that in my fanfics (none of which are up here at fanfiction) his character(s) never get any lines. Therefore I started to get annoyed and came up with this fic. Please don't take it seriously, it's just a bit of fun.
A/N: Before we get started, I want to make something clear. Silence dots are this: *…* A cutoff (very common in this fic) is this: *-* Thank you and enjoy.
*We see a young man step out of an extremely complex Gundam that no one in this timeline could hope to understand. Nearby him are the other 5 "normal" G-boys.*
Mike: Hello everyone, I'm Mike Williams and I'm going to take over this story now.
*Heero walks over to him, gun up.*
Heero: -
Mike: No, you can't have a line, this is my fanfic. Don't you ever read the titles?
Heero: -
Mike: No! No line! Just because I asked you a question doesn't mean you answer me! Right?
*Heero is now confused but does not answer.*
Mike: Right? ANSWER ME!!!
Heero: -
Mike: Heero, how many times do I have to tell you?! You don't get a line!
*Heero storms off.*
Mike: Hee! This is fun!
*We now see Heero shoving Trowa out the door.*
Mike: Ah, hey there Trowa.
Trowa: -
Mike: Ah, ah, ah Trowa. No lines for you either. Not even silence dots.
Trowa: -
Mike: No! This is MY revenge! You leave. Now.
*Trowa shrugs and walks back into the house. This same thing happens to Quatre and Wufei. Finally, the four get fed up and call in their secret weapon: Duo Maxwell.*
Mike: Hey Duo!
Duo: -
Mike: No Duo, you can't have a line.
Duo: -
Mike: No, Duo! No line!
Duo: --
Mike: No! Stop it! This is my fanfic!
Duo: --------!
Mike: No! Duo, don't make me resort to drastic measures!
*Meanwhile, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei are sabotaging Mike's Gundam. This way when he resorts to "drastic measures" his Gundam will explode.*
Duo grins.
Duo: ---------------------------------!
Mike: *goes berserk* AAAAAAHH! NOOOOO! I WILL NOT HAVE THIS TALKATIVE MANIAC RUIN MY FANFIC!!!
Mike gets into his Gundam and goes to blow up the grinning Duo but explodes and is thrown all the way to Pennsylvania where he belongs. Duo looks around in silence. Heero comes out to see what is the matter.
Heero: Duo, did it work?
Duo laughs.
Duo: Hah! You talked first! I win!
They both fall over as a new Gundam comes in, and the trenchcoat-clad pilot steps out.
Richter: We apologize for the profound silliness of this piece. Thank you for wasting your time on it. Please review.
Richter gets back into his Gundam and flies away.
FIN
Title: Attack of the Jealous Minor Character
Rated: PG for stupid reasons
Full Summary: My cousin and his/my friend Danny were talking on the phone and Mike was complaining that in my fanfics (none of which are up here at fanfiction) his character(s) never get any lines. Therefore I started to get annoyed and came up with this fic. Please don't take it seriously, it's just a bit of fun.
A/N: Before we get started, I want to make something clear. Silence dots are this: *…* A cutoff (very common in this fic) is this: *-* Thank you and enjoy.
*We see a young man step out of an extremely complex Gundam that no one in this timeline could hope to understand. Nearby him are the other 5 "normal" G-boys.*
Mike: Hello everyone, I'm Mike Williams and I'm going to take over this story now.
*Heero walks over to him, gun up.*
Heero: -
Mike: No, you can't have a line, this is my fanfic. Don't you ever read the titles?
Heero: -
Mike: No! No line! Just because I asked you a question doesn't mean you answer me! Right?
*Heero is now confused but does not answer.*
Mike: Right? ANSWER ME!!!
Heero: -
Mike: Heero, how many times do I have to tell you?! You don't get a line!
*Heero storms off.*
Mike: Hee! This is fun!
*We now see Heero shoving Trowa out the door.*
Mike: Ah, hey there Trowa.
Trowa: -
Mike: Ah, ah, ah Trowa. No lines for you either. Not even silence dots.
Trowa: -
Mike: No! This is MY revenge! You leave. Now.
*Trowa shrugs and walks back into the house. This same thing happens to Quatre and Wufei. Finally, the four get fed up and call in their secret weapon: Duo Maxwell.*
Mike: Hey Duo!
Duo: -
Mike: No Duo, you can't have a line.
Duo: -
Mike: No, Duo! No line!
Duo: --
Mike: No! Stop it! This is my fanfic!
Duo: --------!
Mike: No! Duo, don't make me resort to drastic measures!
*Meanwhile, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei are sabotaging Mike's Gundam. This way when he resorts to "drastic measures" his Gundam will explode.*
Duo grins.
Duo: ---------------------------------!
Mike: *goes berserk* AAAAAAHH! NOOOOO! I WILL NOT HAVE THIS TALKATIVE MANIAC RUIN MY FANFIC!!!
Mike gets into his Gundam and goes to blow up the grinning Duo but explodes and is thrown all the way to Pennsylvania where he belongs. Duo looks around in silence. Heero comes out to see what is the matter.
Heero: Duo, did it work?
Duo laughs.
Duo: Hah! You talked first! I win!
They both fall over as a new Gundam comes in, and the trenchcoat-clad pilot steps out.
Richter: We apologize for the profound silliness of this piece. Thank you for wasting your time on it. Please review.
Richter gets back into his Gundam and flies away.
FIN