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"Yup… pretty.  Tell me, Ed, if we barely ever have food, how are we able to afford to keep smoking and buy nail polish?"

"Papa! We need cigarettes!  Every Otaku knows that smoking makes you stronger, faster, able to shoot straighter!  But, remember, smoking is bad for kids, that's why Ed doesn't smoke."

"Ok, thanks for clearing that up for me.  Lets go, I made my specialty."

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