This story is most likely seeming to be a little strange lately, but oh
well…Time for another change in someone else's point of view…And the lucky
character is…PIPPIN! *Laughs* Please post reviews, people!
I woke up to hear voices in the kitchen. Indil and Legolas, maybe. I sneaked up behind the kitchen door (it was closed) to try to hear what they were saying, though they weren't talking much…There seemed to be a rather tense silence.
"Indil, you know I didn't want to go without saying anything!" Said Legolas.
"Oh really, my lord, then why did you agree with Aragorn on the matter of what would have been best? You know that they would not have been able to leave had you disagreed with him because then they would be responsible for leaving you in this world."
"Aye, I believe that to be true, yet do explain just what you were doing eavesdropping on a counsel held in the middle of the night as to escape listeners?"
At that Pippin shuddered because he was eavesdropping on a conversation as well…
"Well, Legolas, if I had not listened in to your conversation, you might as well have just walked right out on me now because that is what you would have been doing in the near future. And to think that you talk about eavesdropping like it is the most wrong thing to do, yet you, yourself are committing a far worse thing, by not admitting what you really want to."
Then I heard movement coming towards the door and I ran and jumped onto the floor where I was sleeping earlier. Within a minute, Indil and Legolas both came into the room and lay back down. I waited two restless hours without hearing a thing, and then I got anxious for some reason. I was extremely bored.
"Damn, I can't believe there are no mushrooms or pints left to turn to!" I sobbed. "I wonder if Stanley the stapler, and Stanley the trashcan are related at all. And if they aren't related…do they know each other? And what about you, Stewie?" I said to the night table. "What do you think about Stanley and Stanley? Are they related? Are they friends?? Do they know one another?……………What's that? They're good friends? Awesome! And, Stewie, what is your opinion on the moth/butterfly thing? Wass the thing that saved Gandalf from Isenguard a moth or a cabbage butterfly?……………A moth? I totally agree!!"
Then I got bored with talking to Stewie, the night table, and I decided to talk to myself again. "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" I wondered. Then I took a tootsie pop out of a drawer in Stewie, the night table, and began to count. I was up to 320, but then I stopped because I was getting bored…Damn the tootsie roll pops…once you start eating them, it's hard not to just suck on them for a while. You can't just lick them!! Once you lick or suck them, you can't stop, just like Pringles!! Hah! Once you pop, the fun don't stop…"
"Say, Mr. Wall, what is your real name?" I asked the wall.
The wall says, "____________________"
"Harry Potter?!?!? No! You're lying! You can't be serious! Liar, liar, pants – uh, I mean – sheetrock on fire! Well, you can't be Harry Potter! Get the fuck out of my story! Leave me alone!! No, I will not rape a wall so get the fuck away from me and my whole story line you shit head, wait you have no head, I mean, shitty paint that is covering you!!
To that I heard hushed voices and I thought the wall was still talking to me, so I turned around to see everyone else staring at me.
"Who were you talking to, Pip?" Came Merry's voice.
"No one, really," I replied, "Just having some decent and utterly shocking conversation with Stewie, the night table, and the wall who is a fucking poser who claims to be Harry Potter."
"Oh, really?" Said Indil, "Maybe you should tell this wall to stop talking to you because he is an inanimate object who should not be talking and waking us up in the night. But alas, if it pleases you to talk to him and Stewie, then so be it, but I suggest not talking to the wall as not to get any more hyper."
"Okay, Indil," I replied, "As long as you and blondie don't interrupt the rest of us with all of your ideas of fun, then I will stop talking to the wall."
To this, I saw that Indil had no answer, but I cringed because Legolas seemed to catch on to who I was referring to as blondie.
"Pippin, you better watch what you say because she is the one housing you at the moment, and you have no right to discuss her business, little runt. And you also should not be discussing me." Came Legolas's voice.
"If your idea of fun, is talking, then obviously we all have had a lot of fun, but that is all that me and Legolas have ever done…for the most part." Said Indil.
I remained silent and closed my eyes, even though I was still awake. After about 45 minutes I heard whispers and I opened my eyes. Indil and Legolas were talking once more, but this time they stayed in the room and were talking on the bed. I listened intently, but not so much as to be noticed.
"Indil, I am sorry for agreeing with Aragorn, but I feared for your safety if you did come along even to the forest with us, because I am sure that if we said bye-" Legolas said, but he was cut off by Indil.
"I would not have cared if they didn't say goodbye, but you not attempting to try to say goodbye, was what hurt. Yes, you think that if you said goodbye then I would want to go with you, and to that you are right, but if you ordered me to stay, I would. I know why you fear to bring me, and that is because of Mordor. Legolas, I love you, and now that you have not attempt to say goodbye I am going to see you and the rest of you to the portal, though I know that no one would want me to go through. Even if you ordered me now, I would not listen for I have made my choice. We leave tomorrow night."
"You are sure about this, Indil?" Legolas asked, "You know that taking us to the forest might bring bonds back together, do you not?"
"I know that very well, Legolas, but that will be needed once you stray off the path for in order for the vortex, or portal, to open fully, you had to break all bonds, and right when it was opened from hatred, you would need to reform the bonds. I am coming with you."
Then I saw Legolas lean over and kiss her. She was very taken aback by this because it seemed obvious that she had expected him to refuse to take her, but after she realized that he was not going to argue, she relaxed. The kiss was not long, and Legolas went back to his place upon the floor. Then, I was once again bored.
"Stewie," I whispered to the night table, "What do you think about lampshades?………………………….. You like them? On what kind of lamps? ………………………Oh, I see. Well, what was your reaction to Popotart, the valiant pen with dignity, being captured by those horrid pencils?…………………..You did not expect that either? I expected that he would never be caught as well. I expect that he shall survive captivity though, since he did survive being mauled by that perverted cup that pens are put in……………. Yeah, and that cup kept him the longest amount of time out of all the pens. I wonder what that cup actually did to him for all those years."
Then I realized that I had once again woken everyone up, but the sun was rising, so they weren't as mad as last time. Actually, they didn't even say anything to me, so I was content. Then Indil told everyone that we would be leaving that night. She also said, to the disliking of Aragorn, that she would be accompanying us to the vortex. Then she told us all to pick a number 1-8 to get in the shower (she had taken a shower last night so she didn't need to take one then) Frodo got number one, I got number three, Boromir got number seven, Legolas got number eight, Merry got number four, Gimli got number six, Aragorn got number two, and Sam got number five. Indil showed us each in turn how to turn off the water, and turn it back on. After 3 hours (with the time it took Indil to show Legolas how to work it being the longest, most likely because he is blonde, but maybe because of some…'fun', I think.) everyone was done and out of the shower.
After we were all set, Indil announced that we were going out to breakfast because she didn't feel like cooking. At first there were some objections because of the looks of the group, but then, all, especially the hobbits, agreed to go. IHOP it is! Then we all followed Indil down to the street where she got a taxi over. She got in, but no one followed her.
"You guys!" Indil said, "You have to come in the taxi to get to the restaurant!! It will take us there, you don't have to walk to get places here!"
With her word we all piled into the taxi. We were a little squished, but it was okay. And as she said, in a few minutes, we were all out of the taxi thing, and into the IHOP place.
"Gimli!" Merry said, "You should try that machine thingy that tells you how many times you will have sex!! I bet it will be zero!"
"Shut your mouth, little one!" Was Gimli's response.
"Calm down! I wouldn't have given you 25 cents to use that stupid machine anyway. It lies!" Said Indil.
I noticed all the dirty looks the waitress, who I saw Boromir checking out, was giving us. When I asked her for a pint, she was like….a pint of what? I said, "A PINT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT A PINT IS!" Indil whispered something to the waitress, perhaps to unfog her mind, but after a while, I had my mushrooms and my pint, and some pancakes and bacon.
After a while, Boromir excused himself and went up to the waitress. I got up from my chair and started to follow him, even though Indil told me not to. Merry came along too. We saw the waitress smiling at Boromir, and then we saw him kiss her. We couldn't help ourselves and we burst out laughing to the embarrassment of both the waitress and Boromir. Thankfully, we reached the table before Boromir could yell at us.
When that was over with, I suspect that Indil did not want to make anything else worse, so she paid the bill, and we left. Instead of telling the guy in the taxi to go back to her street though, Indil told him to take her to a different street, that when we got there was very crowded.
"Since we are to leave tonight, we might as well get some dark cloaks as to blend in to the night, for the occasion." Said Indil.
Then we all followed her into the store, where she bought 9 black, soft cloaks, and one green one to match the cloaks that everyone else had received in Lothlorien to blend in once she reached the forest. We were finished what she called 'shopping' and we were on our way back to her apartment.
"Can I PLEASE call those things that bring us places?" I asked Indil.
"Uh…sure. Just yell out 'taxi!' and wait until one comes over, okay?" She replied.
I nodded my head and then called out, 'TAXI!'. Thankfully, one heard me and pulled over. Just after we got in the taxi, there was a loud rocketing noise, and Indil cringed. Then the taxi sped out of the parking spot.
"What was that, Indil?" Asked Merry.
"It was a gunshot. Guns are something far more powerful than arrows. It was fired by my ex-boyfriend of whom is still mad from when I dumped him last year. He obviously saw me with you guys, and got jealous. That's the second time he has almost shot me."
"Why does he wish to kill you? He was only a boy that was your friend but he was jealous?" Questioned Boromir.
"He wants to kill me because he thinks that since I-eh-refused him, he doesn't want me to accept anyone else. He was in a relationship with me, in this time boyfriend is showing that you are in a relationship." She answered.
I laughed. I figured that because if he were only her friend he wouldn't have been jealous. I guess some other members in the fellowship aren't as smart as I, Pippin, the awesome one who talks to inanimate objects!
I woke up to hear voices in the kitchen. Indil and Legolas, maybe. I sneaked up behind the kitchen door (it was closed) to try to hear what they were saying, though they weren't talking much…There seemed to be a rather tense silence.
"Indil, you know I didn't want to go without saying anything!" Said Legolas.
"Oh really, my lord, then why did you agree with Aragorn on the matter of what would have been best? You know that they would not have been able to leave had you disagreed with him because then they would be responsible for leaving you in this world."
"Aye, I believe that to be true, yet do explain just what you were doing eavesdropping on a counsel held in the middle of the night as to escape listeners?"
At that Pippin shuddered because he was eavesdropping on a conversation as well…
"Well, Legolas, if I had not listened in to your conversation, you might as well have just walked right out on me now because that is what you would have been doing in the near future. And to think that you talk about eavesdropping like it is the most wrong thing to do, yet you, yourself are committing a far worse thing, by not admitting what you really want to."
Then I heard movement coming towards the door and I ran and jumped onto the floor where I was sleeping earlier. Within a minute, Indil and Legolas both came into the room and lay back down. I waited two restless hours without hearing a thing, and then I got anxious for some reason. I was extremely bored.
"Damn, I can't believe there are no mushrooms or pints left to turn to!" I sobbed. "I wonder if Stanley the stapler, and Stanley the trashcan are related at all. And if they aren't related…do they know each other? And what about you, Stewie?" I said to the night table. "What do you think about Stanley and Stanley? Are they related? Are they friends?? Do they know one another?……………What's that? They're good friends? Awesome! And, Stewie, what is your opinion on the moth/butterfly thing? Wass the thing that saved Gandalf from Isenguard a moth or a cabbage butterfly?……………A moth? I totally agree!!"
Then I got bored with talking to Stewie, the night table, and I decided to talk to myself again. "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" I wondered. Then I took a tootsie pop out of a drawer in Stewie, the night table, and began to count. I was up to 320, but then I stopped because I was getting bored…Damn the tootsie roll pops…once you start eating them, it's hard not to just suck on them for a while. You can't just lick them!! Once you lick or suck them, you can't stop, just like Pringles!! Hah! Once you pop, the fun don't stop…"
"Say, Mr. Wall, what is your real name?" I asked the wall.
The wall says, "____________________"
"Harry Potter?!?!? No! You're lying! You can't be serious! Liar, liar, pants – uh, I mean – sheetrock on fire! Well, you can't be Harry Potter! Get the fuck out of my story! Leave me alone!! No, I will not rape a wall so get the fuck away from me and my whole story line you shit head, wait you have no head, I mean, shitty paint that is covering you!!
To that I heard hushed voices and I thought the wall was still talking to me, so I turned around to see everyone else staring at me.
"Who were you talking to, Pip?" Came Merry's voice.
"No one, really," I replied, "Just having some decent and utterly shocking conversation with Stewie, the night table, and the wall who is a fucking poser who claims to be Harry Potter."
"Oh, really?" Said Indil, "Maybe you should tell this wall to stop talking to you because he is an inanimate object who should not be talking and waking us up in the night. But alas, if it pleases you to talk to him and Stewie, then so be it, but I suggest not talking to the wall as not to get any more hyper."
"Okay, Indil," I replied, "As long as you and blondie don't interrupt the rest of us with all of your ideas of fun, then I will stop talking to the wall."
To this, I saw that Indil had no answer, but I cringed because Legolas seemed to catch on to who I was referring to as blondie.
"Pippin, you better watch what you say because she is the one housing you at the moment, and you have no right to discuss her business, little runt. And you also should not be discussing me." Came Legolas's voice.
"If your idea of fun, is talking, then obviously we all have had a lot of fun, but that is all that me and Legolas have ever done…for the most part." Said Indil.
I remained silent and closed my eyes, even though I was still awake. After about 45 minutes I heard whispers and I opened my eyes. Indil and Legolas were talking once more, but this time they stayed in the room and were talking on the bed. I listened intently, but not so much as to be noticed.
"Indil, I am sorry for agreeing with Aragorn, but I feared for your safety if you did come along even to the forest with us, because I am sure that if we said bye-" Legolas said, but he was cut off by Indil.
"I would not have cared if they didn't say goodbye, but you not attempting to try to say goodbye, was what hurt. Yes, you think that if you said goodbye then I would want to go with you, and to that you are right, but if you ordered me to stay, I would. I know why you fear to bring me, and that is because of Mordor. Legolas, I love you, and now that you have not attempt to say goodbye I am going to see you and the rest of you to the portal, though I know that no one would want me to go through. Even if you ordered me now, I would not listen for I have made my choice. We leave tomorrow night."
"You are sure about this, Indil?" Legolas asked, "You know that taking us to the forest might bring bonds back together, do you not?"
"I know that very well, Legolas, but that will be needed once you stray off the path for in order for the vortex, or portal, to open fully, you had to break all bonds, and right when it was opened from hatred, you would need to reform the bonds. I am coming with you."
Then I saw Legolas lean over and kiss her. She was very taken aback by this because it seemed obvious that she had expected him to refuse to take her, but after she realized that he was not going to argue, she relaxed. The kiss was not long, and Legolas went back to his place upon the floor. Then, I was once again bored.
"Stewie," I whispered to the night table, "What do you think about lampshades?………………………….. You like them? On what kind of lamps? ………………………Oh, I see. Well, what was your reaction to Popotart, the valiant pen with dignity, being captured by those horrid pencils?…………………..You did not expect that either? I expected that he would never be caught as well. I expect that he shall survive captivity though, since he did survive being mauled by that perverted cup that pens are put in……………. Yeah, and that cup kept him the longest amount of time out of all the pens. I wonder what that cup actually did to him for all those years."
Then I realized that I had once again woken everyone up, but the sun was rising, so they weren't as mad as last time. Actually, they didn't even say anything to me, so I was content. Then Indil told everyone that we would be leaving that night. She also said, to the disliking of Aragorn, that she would be accompanying us to the vortex. Then she told us all to pick a number 1-8 to get in the shower (she had taken a shower last night so she didn't need to take one then) Frodo got number one, I got number three, Boromir got number seven, Legolas got number eight, Merry got number four, Gimli got number six, Aragorn got number two, and Sam got number five. Indil showed us each in turn how to turn off the water, and turn it back on. After 3 hours (with the time it took Indil to show Legolas how to work it being the longest, most likely because he is blonde, but maybe because of some…'fun', I think.) everyone was done and out of the shower.
After we were all set, Indil announced that we were going out to breakfast because she didn't feel like cooking. At first there were some objections because of the looks of the group, but then, all, especially the hobbits, agreed to go. IHOP it is! Then we all followed Indil down to the street where she got a taxi over. She got in, but no one followed her.
"You guys!" Indil said, "You have to come in the taxi to get to the restaurant!! It will take us there, you don't have to walk to get places here!"
With her word we all piled into the taxi. We were a little squished, but it was okay. And as she said, in a few minutes, we were all out of the taxi thing, and into the IHOP place.
"Gimli!" Merry said, "You should try that machine thingy that tells you how many times you will have sex!! I bet it will be zero!"
"Shut your mouth, little one!" Was Gimli's response.
"Calm down! I wouldn't have given you 25 cents to use that stupid machine anyway. It lies!" Said Indil.
I noticed all the dirty looks the waitress, who I saw Boromir checking out, was giving us. When I asked her for a pint, she was like….a pint of what? I said, "A PINT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT A PINT IS!" Indil whispered something to the waitress, perhaps to unfog her mind, but after a while, I had my mushrooms and my pint, and some pancakes and bacon.
After a while, Boromir excused himself and went up to the waitress. I got up from my chair and started to follow him, even though Indil told me not to. Merry came along too. We saw the waitress smiling at Boromir, and then we saw him kiss her. We couldn't help ourselves and we burst out laughing to the embarrassment of both the waitress and Boromir. Thankfully, we reached the table before Boromir could yell at us.
When that was over with, I suspect that Indil did not want to make anything else worse, so she paid the bill, and we left. Instead of telling the guy in the taxi to go back to her street though, Indil told him to take her to a different street, that when we got there was very crowded.
"Since we are to leave tonight, we might as well get some dark cloaks as to blend in to the night, for the occasion." Said Indil.
Then we all followed her into the store, where she bought 9 black, soft cloaks, and one green one to match the cloaks that everyone else had received in Lothlorien to blend in once she reached the forest. We were finished what she called 'shopping' and we were on our way back to her apartment.
"Can I PLEASE call those things that bring us places?" I asked Indil.
"Uh…sure. Just yell out 'taxi!' and wait until one comes over, okay?" She replied.
I nodded my head and then called out, 'TAXI!'. Thankfully, one heard me and pulled over. Just after we got in the taxi, there was a loud rocketing noise, and Indil cringed. Then the taxi sped out of the parking spot.
"What was that, Indil?" Asked Merry.
"It was a gunshot. Guns are something far more powerful than arrows. It was fired by my ex-boyfriend of whom is still mad from when I dumped him last year. He obviously saw me with you guys, and got jealous. That's the second time he has almost shot me."
"Why does he wish to kill you? He was only a boy that was your friend but he was jealous?" Questioned Boromir.
"He wants to kill me because he thinks that since I-eh-refused him, he doesn't want me to accept anyone else. He was in a relationship with me, in this time boyfriend is showing that you are in a relationship." She answered.
I laughed. I figured that because if he were only her friend he wouldn't have been jealous. I guess some other members in the fellowship aren't as smart as I, Pippin, the awesome one who talks to inanimate objects!