Seiryuu's New Year's Resolutions
Diclaimer: As I said last time I do not own Fushigi Yuugi. Don't hurt me. *cowers in corner*
A/N: This is, as I call it, a random insanity fic. You have been warned.
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Setting: 10 min. to midnight. Soi's apartment.
Nakago: Soi, why are there CGI pictures of you and I making out all over your walls?
Soi: *blushing* Uhm...I uh...Look a dead bird![1] *points to the ceiling and runs to her room as everyone looks up*
1 min. later. Soi is out of her room.
Yui: Ok. Now since there's nothing else to do, we might as well share our resolutions. I'll go first. I will cut down on pitying myself.
Nakago: Thank Kami-sama. All right, I will cut down Ashitare's whipping to once a day.
Soi: I will...stop...obsessing over Nakago and let Tomo have him.
Tomo: No, Soi you can have him. I don't want him.
Soi: Well, I don't want him either. Oh, well. Guess no one wants him.
Nakago: *blank face* Since when does no one like me?!
Tomo: Since you let all of us die. Without even trying to save us you moron. And my resolution is to stop wearing this make-up. I'm starting to scare even myself...
Suboshi: I will control my anger and try not to kill everyone who pisses me off.
Ashitare: Yeah right, yo-yo boy.
Suboshi: *pulls out ryuseisui and kills Ashitare*
Everyone: *stares at the blood-soaked Suboshi*
Suboshi: Hey the New Year hasn't started yet.
Amiboshi: Where as my brother will fight less, I will fight more.
Everyone: Yay!
Miboshi: I won't posess Tomo when he's making out with Soi anymore.
Soi & Tomo: YOU DO WHAT!?
Miboshi: Oh, nothing.
Nakago: *depressed 'cause no one likes him anymore*
Everyone but Nakago: 5...4...3...2...1...0! Happy New Year!!! *makes noise with the noise makers*
Yui: *grabs Suboshi by the shirt and kisses him*
Tomo: *kisses Soi*
Nakago: *opens the champagne and gets drunk*
Miboshi: *posesses Tomo*
Ice-Goddess: Ookay. I was extremly hyper when I wrote this. I warned you. Sorry about the whole Tomo/Soi /Miboshi thing. Like I said, I was hyper. If I get enough reviews I might do one with everyone.
[1] I got this from a fic by TA Maxwell. I didn't make it up.
Diclaimer: As I said last time I do not own Fushigi Yuugi. Don't hurt me. *cowers in corner*
A/N: This is, as I call it, a random insanity fic. You have been warned.
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Setting: 10 min. to midnight. Soi's apartment.
Nakago: Soi, why are there CGI pictures of you and I making out all over your walls?
Soi: *blushing* Uhm...I uh...Look a dead bird![1] *points to the ceiling and runs to her room as everyone looks up*
1 min. later. Soi is out of her room.
Yui: Ok. Now since there's nothing else to do, we might as well share our resolutions. I'll go first. I will cut down on pitying myself.
Nakago: Thank Kami-sama. All right, I will cut down Ashitare's whipping to once a day.
Soi: I will...stop...obsessing over Nakago and let Tomo have him.
Tomo: No, Soi you can have him. I don't want him.
Soi: Well, I don't want him either. Oh, well. Guess no one wants him.
Nakago: *blank face* Since when does no one like me?!
Tomo: Since you let all of us die. Without even trying to save us you moron. And my resolution is to stop wearing this make-up. I'm starting to scare even myself...
Suboshi: I will control my anger and try not to kill everyone who pisses me off.
Ashitare: Yeah right, yo-yo boy.
Suboshi: *pulls out ryuseisui and kills Ashitare*
Everyone: *stares at the blood-soaked Suboshi*
Suboshi: Hey the New Year hasn't started yet.
Amiboshi: Where as my brother will fight less, I will fight more.
Everyone: Yay!
Miboshi: I won't posess Tomo when he's making out with Soi anymore.
Soi & Tomo: YOU DO WHAT!?
Miboshi: Oh, nothing.
Nakago: *depressed 'cause no one likes him anymore*
Everyone but Nakago: 5...4...3...2...1...0! Happy New Year!!! *makes noise with the noise makers*
Yui: *grabs Suboshi by the shirt and kisses him*
Tomo: *kisses Soi*
Nakago: *opens the champagne and gets drunk*
Miboshi: *posesses Tomo*
Ice-Goddess: Ookay. I was extremly hyper when I wrote this. I warned you. Sorry about the whole Tomo/Soi /Miboshi thing. Like I said, I was hyper. If I get enough reviews I might do one with everyone.
[1] I got this from a fic by TA Maxwell. I didn't make it up.