TOW all the Fanfictions
This is intended to be a joke. I love reading Fan Fiction, but I find that it does get a little repetitive and the same ideas are constantly being done. That doesn't make them bad, but I thought I'd write the all time cliché fanfiction….. Please do not take offence if I have used one of your ideas, I've attempted to only use those ideas that appear in EVERY piece of fanfic.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters……
The sun slowly rose over Monica's face. She looked like an angel Chandler thought. Chandler and Monica loved each other more than they could ever think imaginable. Just when they thought they couldn't love each other anymore, each day somehow they managed to. Chandler loved to watch her sleep, it made his morning. He was afraid that if he was asleep he'd miss something wonderful about her that would make him love her just that bit more.
Chandler carried on watching Monica for what seemed like hours. He found that whenever he was with Monica he had no perception of time. Suddenly in ran their 2 year old son Matthew. Matthew looked exactly like Chandler. In fact Chandler was suspicious that Matthew was actually a clone of himself. He would never question Monica about it though, because he loved her too much, and was afraid of ever losing her.
"Mum! Dad!" Matthew cried and bounded onto his parents waking Monica up and jolting Chandler out of staring lovingly at Monica.
Matthew was incredibly intelligent for his age. He had begun speaking in the womb. He often gave marital advice to Ross and relationship advice to Joey for which they were incredibly thankful for.
Monica decided it was time to wake up their other child, their 11 month old daughter Courteney. Naturally Courteney looked exactly like Monica, and again Chandler was very suspicious of that. Monica and Chandler had had another child called Bartholomew. Bartholomew had looked an exact combination of Monica and Chandler. He had Chandler's eyes and nose, and Monica's face shape, mouth and hair. Sadly Bartholomew had died at a very early age. At first Chandler felt very much to blame, but then decided even if he did blame himself and left Monica, he would inevitably come back, so instead he decided to stay from the beginning to save him self from the turmoil 19 heart breaking, emotionally damaging chapters.
Once everyone was up Monica made them all breakfast. Chandler was running late for work so quickly gave Monica a passionate kiss before leaving for work.
"Yuk!" said Courteney
"Don't be so immature" replied Matthew "If only you were around Joey a bit more, you would find that mere declaration of love trivial"
Before long breakfast was finished and Chandler was at work. Already chandler was missing Monica even though it had been five minutes. Chandler decided to give Monica a call after all it was there 4 year 3 month one week 11 day 9 hour 5 minute anniversary.
"Hello?" Monica asked
"Hey darling, I miss you"
"I know Chandler, I miss you too"
"I can't wait to see you tonight"
"Me either baby, now I better get off to work Mississippi will be here soon"
"Sure see you later honey, I love you"
"I Love you too Chandler" and with that Monica hung up the phone.
Chandler didn't have many friends at work. It didn't bother him though, as far as he was concerned he didn't need anyone as long as he had Monica, Courteney and Matthew. He wouldn't know what he would do without them; he hated to think about it.
Monica was rushing around the house waiting for Mississippi, the kids' nanny and Monica's co-worker to arrive. She herself was running late for work. Soon there was a knock on the door. Monica went to answer it and was thankful to see Mississippi on the other side
Monica quickly gave the kids a kiss goodbye thanked Mississippi and rushed out the door.
Nothing really ever happened in Monica and Chandlers life. They never argued instead there conversations were filled with declaration of their love for each other. Matthew often spiced up their conversation with his views on the economy and other political matters. He would frequently tell his parents how he was not in need of a nanny and would be quite capable of looking after the entire family himself.
That evening Monica arrived home late to find the children in bed and candles and roses decorating the entire apartment. She wasn't surprised this was how she greeted the apppartment every night as chandler insisted on celebrating every moment he shared with her.
Monica was actually getting tired of it. She felt smothered and trapped. There was no way she could tell him though. It would kill him. What made it worse is that she was having a continuing affair with both Joey and Richard. Monica couldn't understand why, Chandler was in a different league to them in every category possible. What also made it worse was that she was pregnant, and she didn't know who the father was. She was sure it was chandlers and naturally they made love every second in pages of detailed explicit language. It often involved fancy dress, cream, honey, jam, coffee and handcuffs. The handcuffs were actually a means of Chandler fastening Monica to himself so he would never have to be without her when they went shopping, to central perk or to a restaurant. The affair with Richard had all started off when Monica had walked in on Chandler hugging Kathy. She immediately assumed the worse and run away to have an affair with Richard. Chandler had told her it was just a hug, which she accepted. She never told Chandler about the one time with Richard, but after that one time it developed into a fully-fledged affair.
Monica walked into the bedroom to find Chandler there with a rose in his mouth and a big smile on his face. The big smile that used to make Monica melt at the knees, but now it did nothing for her. Monica was beginning to get worried, she felt guilty for being this cruel to Chandler, but something inside her was creeping up out of her, wanting to tell Chandler everything……
Welllll? Should I continue? I hope no ones offended it's just a joke. Please R+R thanks.
This is intended to be a joke. I love reading Fan Fiction, but I find that it does get a little repetitive and the same ideas are constantly being done. That doesn't make them bad, but I thought I'd write the all time cliché fanfiction….. Please do not take offence if I have used one of your ideas, I've attempted to only use those ideas that appear in EVERY piece of fanfic.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters……
The sun slowly rose over Monica's face. She looked like an angel Chandler thought. Chandler and Monica loved each other more than they could ever think imaginable. Just when they thought they couldn't love each other anymore, each day somehow they managed to. Chandler loved to watch her sleep, it made his morning. He was afraid that if he was asleep he'd miss something wonderful about her that would make him love her just that bit more.
Chandler carried on watching Monica for what seemed like hours. He found that whenever he was with Monica he had no perception of time. Suddenly in ran their 2 year old son Matthew. Matthew looked exactly like Chandler. In fact Chandler was suspicious that Matthew was actually a clone of himself. He would never question Monica about it though, because he loved her too much, and was afraid of ever losing her.
"Mum! Dad!" Matthew cried and bounded onto his parents waking Monica up and jolting Chandler out of staring lovingly at Monica.
Matthew was incredibly intelligent for his age. He had begun speaking in the womb. He often gave marital advice to Ross and relationship advice to Joey for which they were incredibly thankful for.
Monica decided it was time to wake up their other child, their 11 month old daughter Courteney. Naturally Courteney looked exactly like Monica, and again Chandler was very suspicious of that. Monica and Chandler had had another child called Bartholomew. Bartholomew had looked an exact combination of Monica and Chandler. He had Chandler's eyes and nose, and Monica's face shape, mouth and hair. Sadly Bartholomew had died at a very early age. At first Chandler felt very much to blame, but then decided even if he did blame himself and left Monica, he would inevitably come back, so instead he decided to stay from the beginning to save him self from the turmoil 19 heart breaking, emotionally damaging chapters.
Once everyone was up Monica made them all breakfast. Chandler was running late for work so quickly gave Monica a passionate kiss before leaving for work.
"Yuk!" said Courteney
"Don't be so immature" replied Matthew "If only you were around Joey a bit more, you would find that mere declaration of love trivial"
Before long breakfast was finished and Chandler was at work. Already chandler was missing Monica even though it had been five minutes. Chandler decided to give Monica a call after all it was there 4 year 3 month one week 11 day 9 hour 5 minute anniversary.
"Hello?" Monica asked
"Hey darling, I miss you"
"I know Chandler, I miss you too"
"I can't wait to see you tonight"
"Me either baby, now I better get off to work Mississippi will be here soon"
"Sure see you later honey, I love you"
"I Love you too Chandler" and with that Monica hung up the phone.
Chandler didn't have many friends at work. It didn't bother him though, as far as he was concerned he didn't need anyone as long as he had Monica, Courteney and Matthew. He wouldn't know what he would do without them; he hated to think about it.
Monica was rushing around the house waiting for Mississippi, the kids' nanny and Monica's co-worker to arrive. She herself was running late for work. Soon there was a knock on the door. Monica went to answer it and was thankful to see Mississippi on the other side
Monica quickly gave the kids a kiss goodbye thanked Mississippi and rushed out the door.
Nothing really ever happened in Monica and Chandlers life. They never argued instead there conversations were filled with declaration of their love for each other. Matthew often spiced up their conversation with his views on the economy and other political matters. He would frequently tell his parents how he was not in need of a nanny and would be quite capable of looking after the entire family himself.
That evening Monica arrived home late to find the children in bed and candles and roses decorating the entire apartment. She wasn't surprised this was how she greeted the apppartment every night as chandler insisted on celebrating every moment he shared with her.
Monica was actually getting tired of it. She felt smothered and trapped. There was no way she could tell him though. It would kill him. What made it worse is that she was having a continuing affair with both Joey and Richard. Monica couldn't understand why, Chandler was in a different league to them in every category possible. What also made it worse was that she was pregnant, and she didn't know who the father was. She was sure it was chandlers and naturally they made love every second in pages of detailed explicit language. It often involved fancy dress, cream, honey, jam, coffee and handcuffs. The handcuffs were actually a means of Chandler fastening Monica to himself so he would never have to be without her when they went shopping, to central perk or to a restaurant. The affair with Richard had all started off when Monica had walked in on Chandler hugging Kathy. She immediately assumed the worse and run away to have an affair with Richard. Chandler had told her it was just a hug, which she accepted. She never told Chandler about the one time with Richard, but after that one time it developed into a fully-fledged affair.
Monica walked into the bedroom to find Chandler there with a rose in his mouth and a big smile on his face. The big smile that used to make Monica melt at the knees, but now it did nothing for her. Monica was beginning to get worried, she felt guilty for being this cruel to Chandler, but something inside her was creeping up out of her, wanting to tell Chandler everything……
Welllll? Should I continue? I hope no ones offended it's just a joke. Please R+R thanks.