Part 2……and yes its far-fetched that's the idea……..Thanks to Belinda btw ;)
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters except Matthew, who is in fact Matthew Perry. If you have any available work for Matthew please email me and ill pass it on. Thanks.
"Chandler……." Monica started
"What's wrong?"
"I'm having an affair, with Richard….and Joey"
Chandlers face dropped. He couldn't understand why. It was his worst nightmare; he didn't see what Joey or Richard had that was better than him, because there wasn't, yet still Monica must have been a weird freak who decided that both Joey and Richard were better than Chandler. Chandler burst into tears. He hadn't cried since he'd stubbed his toe a week ago. Actually it was probably more recent that then. Chandler was always crying over really trivial things, mostly over his love for Monica. But right now he was crying for a different reason and couldn't even look at her. He walked straight past her and out the door. Without turning round he said
"I thought….you used to be everything I never knew I thought I always wanted"
Monica hated to see how much she'd hurt him, and couldn't understand why she had continued with her affairs, she didn't understand why she'd just told him everything. But she soon realised she'd forgotten to tell him the one thing that mattered, the one thing that perhaps meant Chandler would stay….
Chandler had been roaming around New York for ages. Everything reminded him of her. He decided to get out of the city. He had forgiven Monica. But he needed to get out because he felt it was HIS fault, which naturally it was. He jumped in the first cab he could find and just asked the driver to drive. It was raining. He could barely see out of the window. The glaring lights of the car behind were the last thing he saw that night……
"Monica Bing?"
"Yes that's me"
"I'm afraid your husbands been in a car accident, he's in a coma" Monica dropped the phone.
"What?" Monica cried tears beginning to stream down her face; she had feared the worst when Chandler hadn't come home the night before as she always did even when she knew he was working late. She wasn't to blame for being worried as the majority of the time she had something to worry about. Usually he'd been attacked or was having an affair or had suffered from memory loss and couldn't find his way home. "I'll be right there!" Monica said, and hung up the phone.
Chandler lay very still in hospital bed. It was the same hospital bed he had laid in numerous times. When he broke every bone in his body, and had various life threatening diseases and most of all the time when he lost Monica before and had died gone to heaven and been rewarded with a second chance. He looked so peaceful. Monica watched him, she felt so guilty. At one time he was everything-her prince, her soulmate, her best friend. She used to tell Chandler this all the time, until she decided that she actually didn't believe in soulmates. But Chandler was always so romantic, and no one EVER knew that. Despite being incredibly romantic there were few complimentary sentences Chandler could tell her multiple times that she was the most beautiful woman in most rooms. But right now she needed to move away, it was best for everyone. Even though she loved her kids very much, they wouldn't mind staying with Ross and Rachel until Chandler woke up. Whenever that was…
"Chandler honey, I don't know if you cant here me right now but I wanted to tell you I'm sorry. I still love you, I don't even know why I did what I did, and I really am truly sorry. What I'm about to do now, it's for the best I promise you"
With that she left the room closing the door behind her, never to see Chandler again.
* 3 YEARS LATER *
"Chandler, open your eyes….your in a hospital bed"
"Whaaat? Where am I?"
"Chandler, I'm Dr Carter, 3 years ago you were in an accident, you've been in a coma"
"SHIT?!" Chandler was very shocked. He was also shocked by the likeness the doctor had to Noah Wyle. Chandler looked out to see if it was snowing as it always did in ER despite the fact it was filmed in California. To Chandlers disappointment it was sunny.
The Dr continued to explain to Chandler what had happened. Chandler couldn't believe it. Chandler had suffered from retrograde amnesia, a kind of amnesia that meant Chandler couldn't remember anything 4 hours before the accident. That meant he couldn't remember what happened between him and Monica. He was desperate to see his children and wife.
His children bounded through the door happy to see him. They had been to see him every day, and Chandler was shocked to see how much they had grown. Chandler was very proud of the fact that Matthew had graduated from Harvard University with a degree in Astrophysics. There was someone missing though. Where was Monica?
Rachel and Ross told Chandler of how Monica had left, they didn't know why, but they said something probably happened between them in the 4 hours that Chandler couldn't remember. Chandler suddenly remembered something. Monica had told him she was leaving and that it was for the best, but he couldn't remember why….
* 1 YEAR LATER *
Chandler hadn't been himself, he was never happy; he was constantly worried about Monica. He had been living in sweats for the past year. The apartment was messy. Monica would have hated it. The worst thing about the apartment was that it only had three walls and lots of cameras, and each week 30million people would watch him at 8pm on Thursdays on NBC meaning he had no privacy. His friends were worried about him. He barely ate. He either slept all day or worked until the early hours. Not even Matthew could advise him on what to do. Chandler was lucky in that despite being in a coma he could speak perfectly coherently and had no other side effects. He had been admitted out of hospital the day he had woken up. The Drs had told him that he was unlikely to remember the 4 hours before his accident. Over the 3 years Chandler had developed into a much more mature man, his former kid self a mere shadow of his grown self. Naturally Monica would have found this incredibly attractive had she been around. He needed to get away for a bit. Luckily his work had offered him a months work in the Gobi desert. Immediately Chandler went for the idea, kissed the kids goodbye and flew straight there.
Chandler had been at work all week. There was no one anywhere around, it was empty. It gave him time to sit and think and be alone. He soon became thirsty and needed a drink, so he decided to take a break and walk to the nearest oasis.
It was so hot and Chandler kept hallucinating. He'd been walking for hours and couldn't find any water. He suddenly heard his voice in the distance. "No…it can't be.." Chandler thought, he saw Monica up ahead he thought. He assumed it must just be another mirage. But then it became clearer and soon he was standing face to face with Monica and a small boy.
"CHANDLER I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOU!!!!!!" Monica screamed.
FATE.
Chandler stood there shocked. He didn't know what to think. He looked down at the small boy. There was something about him, in his piercing blue eyes, and something about the mole on his right cheek, he had some distinctive scars on his head as well, no doubt from a hockey match, chandler could also tell that the child was also probably a very good tennis player.
"Chandler, meet Chandler Bing jr"
Chandler couldn't believe his ears. Monica had been having an affair and had the cheek to call someone else's son after him. Again Chandler couldn't look at her and ran away leaving her and Chandler Jr alone in the desert.
Chandler ran back to his small desert accommodation. He threw himself on his bed and cried. Suddenly something caught his eye in his suitcase. What? A letter that had been sent to Monica that Chandler had unnoticed and never read and no doubt contained some incredibly secret that would change Chandlers life? It couldn't be……..or could it?
Sarah McLaughlan Angel….WHY? Because its NEVER been used in a Fic before……(sung by Chandler naturally….)
Spend all your time waiting
for that second chance
for a break that would make it okay
there's always one reason
to feel not good enough
and it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
oh beautiful release
memory seeps from my veins
let me be empty
and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight
in the arms of an angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort there
so tired of the straight line
and everywhere you turn
there's vultures and thieves at your back
and the storm keeps on twisting
you keep on building the lie
that you make up for all that you lack
it don't make no difference
escaping one last time
it's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh
this glorious sadness that brings me to my knees
in the arms of an angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort there
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here
Hope your enjoying it and still finding it funny…should I continue? Please R+R.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters except Matthew, who is in fact Matthew Perry. If you have any available work for Matthew please email me and ill pass it on. Thanks.
"Chandler……." Monica started
"What's wrong?"
"I'm having an affair, with Richard….and Joey"
Chandlers face dropped. He couldn't understand why. It was his worst nightmare; he didn't see what Joey or Richard had that was better than him, because there wasn't, yet still Monica must have been a weird freak who decided that both Joey and Richard were better than Chandler. Chandler burst into tears. He hadn't cried since he'd stubbed his toe a week ago. Actually it was probably more recent that then. Chandler was always crying over really trivial things, mostly over his love for Monica. But right now he was crying for a different reason and couldn't even look at her. He walked straight past her and out the door. Without turning round he said
"I thought….you used to be everything I never knew I thought I always wanted"
Monica hated to see how much she'd hurt him, and couldn't understand why she had continued with her affairs, she didn't understand why she'd just told him everything. But she soon realised she'd forgotten to tell him the one thing that mattered, the one thing that perhaps meant Chandler would stay….
Chandler had been roaming around New York for ages. Everything reminded him of her. He decided to get out of the city. He had forgiven Monica. But he needed to get out because he felt it was HIS fault, which naturally it was. He jumped in the first cab he could find and just asked the driver to drive. It was raining. He could barely see out of the window. The glaring lights of the car behind were the last thing he saw that night……
"Monica Bing?"
"Yes that's me"
"I'm afraid your husbands been in a car accident, he's in a coma" Monica dropped the phone.
"What?" Monica cried tears beginning to stream down her face; she had feared the worst when Chandler hadn't come home the night before as she always did even when she knew he was working late. She wasn't to blame for being worried as the majority of the time she had something to worry about. Usually he'd been attacked or was having an affair or had suffered from memory loss and couldn't find his way home. "I'll be right there!" Monica said, and hung up the phone.
Chandler lay very still in hospital bed. It was the same hospital bed he had laid in numerous times. When he broke every bone in his body, and had various life threatening diseases and most of all the time when he lost Monica before and had died gone to heaven and been rewarded with a second chance. He looked so peaceful. Monica watched him, she felt so guilty. At one time he was everything-her prince, her soulmate, her best friend. She used to tell Chandler this all the time, until she decided that she actually didn't believe in soulmates. But Chandler was always so romantic, and no one EVER knew that. Despite being incredibly romantic there were few complimentary sentences Chandler could tell her multiple times that she was the most beautiful woman in most rooms. But right now she needed to move away, it was best for everyone. Even though she loved her kids very much, they wouldn't mind staying with Ross and Rachel until Chandler woke up. Whenever that was…
"Chandler honey, I don't know if you cant here me right now but I wanted to tell you I'm sorry. I still love you, I don't even know why I did what I did, and I really am truly sorry. What I'm about to do now, it's for the best I promise you"
With that she left the room closing the door behind her, never to see Chandler again.
* 3 YEARS LATER *
"Chandler, open your eyes….your in a hospital bed"
"Whaaat? Where am I?"
"Chandler, I'm Dr Carter, 3 years ago you were in an accident, you've been in a coma"
"SHIT?!" Chandler was very shocked. He was also shocked by the likeness the doctor had to Noah Wyle. Chandler looked out to see if it was snowing as it always did in ER despite the fact it was filmed in California. To Chandlers disappointment it was sunny.
The Dr continued to explain to Chandler what had happened. Chandler couldn't believe it. Chandler had suffered from retrograde amnesia, a kind of amnesia that meant Chandler couldn't remember anything 4 hours before the accident. That meant he couldn't remember what happened between him and Monica. He was desperate to see his children and wife.
His children bounded through the door happy to see him. They had been to see him every day, and Chandler was shocked to see how much they had grown. Chandler was very proud of the fact that Matthew had graduated from Harvard University with a degree in Astrophysics. There was someone missing though. Where was Monica?
Rachel and Ross told Chandler of how Monica had left, they didn't know why, but they said something probably happened between them in the 4 hours that Chandler couldn't remember. Chandler suddenly remembered something. Monica had told him she was leaving and that it was for the best, but he couldn't remember why….
* 1 YEAR LATER *
Chandler hadn't been himself, he was never happy; he was constantly worried about Monica. He had been living in sweats for the past year. The apartment was messy. Monica would have hated it. The worst thing about the apartment was that it only had three walls and lots of cameras, and each week 30million people would watch him at 8pm on Thursdays on NBC meaning he had no privacy. His friends were worried about him. He barely ate. He either slept all day or worked until the early hours. Not even Matthew could advise him on what to do. Chandler was lucky in that despite being in a coma he could speak perfectly coherently and had no other side effects. He had been admitted out of hospital the day he had woken up. The Drs had told him that he was unlikely to remember the 4 hours before his accident. Over the 3 years Chandler had developed into a much more mature man, his former kid self a mere shadow of his grown self. Naturally Monica would have found this incredibly attractive had she been around. He needed to get away for a bit. Luckily his work had offered him a months work in the Gobi desert. Immediately Chandler went for the idea, kissed the kids goodbye and flew straight there.
Chandler had been at work all week. There was no one anywhere around, it was empty. It gave him time to sit and think and be alone. He soon became thirsty and needed a drink, so he decided to take a break and walk to the nearest oasis.
It was so hot and Chandler kept hallucinating. He'd been walking for hours and couldn't find any water. He suddenly heard his voice in the distance. "No…it can't be.." Chandler thought, he saw Monica up ahead he thought. He assumed it must just be another mirage. But then it became clearer and soon he was standing face to face with Monica and a small boy.
"CHANDLER I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOU!!!!!!" Monica screamed.
FATE.
Chandler stood there shocked. He didn't know what to think. He looked down at the small boy. There was something about him, in his piercing blue eyes, and something about the mole on his right cheek, he had some distinctive scars on his head as well, no doubt from a hockey match, chandler could also tell that the child was also probably a very good tennis player.
"Chandler, meet Chandler Bing jr"
Chandler couldn't believe his ears. Monica had been having an affair and had the cheek to call someone else's son after him. Again Chandler couldn't look at her and ran away leaving her and Chandler Jr alone in the desert.
Chandler ran back to his small desert accommodation. He threw himself on his bed and cried. Suddenly something caught his eye in his suitcase. What? A letter that had been sent to Monica that Chandler had unnoticed and never read and no doubt contained some incredibly secret that would change Chandlers life? It couldn't be……..or could it?
Sarah McLaughlan Angel….WHY? Because its NEVER been used in a Fic before……(sung by Chandler naturally….)
Spend all your time waiting
for that second chance
for a break that would make it okay
there's always one reason
to feel not good enough
and it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
oh beautiful release
memory seeps from my veins
let me be empty
and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight
in the arms of an angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort there
so tired of the straight line
and everywhere you turn
there's vultures and thieves at your back
and the storm keeps on twisting
you keep on building the lie
that you make up for all that you lack
it don't make no difference
escaping one last time
it's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh
this glorious sadness that brings me to my knees
in the arms of an angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort there
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here
Hope your enjoying it and still finding it funny…should I continue? Please R+R.