Cindy, a 14 year old girl, typing on her computer. She hears a noise. She looks out the window. Bobby jumps in.

Cindy: Bobby what are you doing here? My dad's downstairs!

Bobby: I'll just stay for a few secs.

Cindy: What the? We're not having S-E-X.

Bobby: No, not that one. Like seconds.

Cindy: Oh.

Bobby: Well I just thought I never crept through your bedroom window before.

Cindy: Now that you got out of your system and you thought you were to sneak into my bedroom window and you weren't supposed to and I was just taking my clothes off but you came in and....

Bobby: Calm down... Well I was in my apartment playing a video game Bomberman ad it got me thinking of you.

Cindy: So you were thinking about me.

Bobby: Yeah, I rented it at the store all the good stuff was gone and it got me thinking about you. Bad liquid G Rating. And now things have changed lately. But I wouldn't think about breaking your underwear rule. I just thought me could do a little of the onto-the-top-of-taking-off-our-clothes stuff.

Cindy: Well I don't think so. I really appreciate the sex and stuff.

Bobby: About the sex stuff I'm not trying to rush you at all. I was only a tiny bit serious.

Cindy: Hey Bobby would you settle up for a PG-14 relationship?

Bobby: What's that?

Cindy: Oh my God, you are so stupid! You don't even know?

Cindy pushes him out the window.

Bobby: Ah!

Cindy: Well that's what you get.