HARRY POTTER: OMG, it's SUPERBUTTMAN!!
SUPERBUTTMAN: Hello Kids!!
MONICA: OMG, hello Mr. Superbuttman!! will you sign my belly?? will you? will you??
SUPERBUTTMAN: well, of course little girl!! *signs her belly with a knife*
MONICA: wow! Mr. SuperButtman scratched my belly with his signature!! wait 'til I tell my friend, Ron!!
HARRY POTTER: *looks jaleous* well, SuperButtman, I want you to sign my forehead!! here, next to this wretched scar!! *points to scar*
SUPERBUTTMAN: well, I surely will!! *signs his forehead with laser*
HARRY POTTER: wow!! he burned my skin with his signature!! wait 'til that filthy Weasley sees this!
SUPERBUTTMAN: well kids, I'm off now!! there are more places in the world that need my sparkling smile and charm!! *flashes a smile* well, g'bye! *flies off on jet pack of pink fuzzy slippers*
HARRY POTTER: wow, when I grow up I wanna be just like SuperButtman!! my training starts today!! *flexes his barely visible biceps*
MONICA: I'll be Super butt-woman!! your partner in crime!!
HARRY POTTER: *stares* like no...
MONICA: *flexes her bulging biceps* well, at least mine are bigger than yours!!
HARRY POTTER: *stares* so? I have the magical gift of anxiety, AND I have a special scar that attracts paparazzi and women like flies to honey..
MONICA: umm honey...sounds very unpoetic!!! *jumps up and down* so, so, so that scar is real????
HARRY POTTER: well, yeah, otherwise chicks like you wouldn't be around me...chicks like scars, specially on the heads…or in other private places...hehehe...if you know what I mean, babe *eyes her up and down, twice*...say ,I didn't notice you there before! whew nice bum! *tries to grab it but Monica smacks him*
MONICA: hands off, octopus!! this bum belongs to...whoops, not s'possed to say...ahem
HARRY POTTER: to who? do I know him??
MONICA: um...no, not quite....I mean, maybe but..um...no..yes, no..yes...um..i dunno.
HARRY POTTER: ugh, fine I don't care...there are chicks out there that would die to be with me...like that chick, what's her name...oh yeah Katy something else...now she was hot, except her butt wasn't big enough for me.
MONICA: *stares* geez, how big does it need to be? *tries to bent and look at her own*
HARRY POTTER: as big as Moaning Myrtle's...of course she's dead and it's cold to be with her...
"They walk inside a building that looks like a theatre, and they sit themselves down and wait for something to happen. Just then, a blonde, green eyed girl, accompanied by a brown haired girl with a shirt with the logo of "My little pony", and round glasses came in, looked around, spotted Monica and Harry, and walked towards them"
HARRY POTTER: *chokes* oh..damn!! it's Katy!! oh don't let her see me!!
MONICA: why not? *waves* HEY CHRISSIE, HEY KATY!! COME AND SIT HERE!!
KATY: hey Monica...Potter...
CHRISSIE: the meaning of the world is 42...but I still salute you...hey, anyone have pizza, or a baby bottle?
MONICA: what for?
KATY: it's for Ron...lately, he has been acting way weird..he asks for his bottle every 3 hours, and at every weird comment, starts crying.
HARRY POTTER: ooo I know why...but I ain't telling!! *everyone looks at him*....nuh-huh, nope, I ain't saying anything...sorry no can do babes...
CHRISSIE: ugh whatever...hey, isn't that Hermione? *points a girl with bushy brown hair who just came in*
KATY: yeah it's her! *waves* hi Hermione!!
"Hermione comes up next to them, salutes them all, and sits down next to Chrissie"
HERMIONE: hey people, what's rocking?
KATY: talk about the devil, here comes Ron...get your bottles ready... *every one takes out a bottle, a diper, and a blankey, except Harry and Monica*
RON: *sniff* hiya...i just crossed on my way with Malfoy…he called me an overgrown cheez-it!! *bursts crying*
"Every girl starts hugging him and offering him milk, blankies and start singing lullabies"
MONICA: did you say you saw Malfoy?? ooo tell me where right now Ron!! *shakes Ron*
RON: he was talking to his little zombies...moaaaaa!!
MONICA: be right back *stands up and goes look for Malfoy*
HARRY POTTER: why is she looking for that git?
CHRISSIE: *shrug* don't know, don't care…hey what are we watching?
KATY: Britney Spears' life...she's a very famous muggle singer.
RON: *wakes up* oooo her?? omg she's Hot!! *wildly looks around*
KATY: *rocks him some more 'til he falls asleep again* shh, let's just hope she doesn't sing one of her repetitive songs!
"Monica and Malfoy come in sight, and he has his arm around her waist. They come up to them"
MALFOY: hey people, what yo all doing here? *tightens his grip on Monica's waist and she giggles*
HERMIONE: why are you here?
MONICA: never you mind, lucky he came and lucky I found him *gives him a sweet glare, which he gives back*
KATY: well, just sit down, cause this show is starting now!
"Malfoy and Monica sit next to Harry and then room suddenly glows with colorful lights and music blares all around. Suddenly a short boy behind them screams"
SHORON: AAAHHH THE DEVIL HAS COME TO TAKE OUR SOULS AWAY!!! THE RAINBOW CHEESE FAIRY WILL SAVE US!!! *takes out a bottle with yellow powder and opens it, and throws it out in the air*
"Everyone around the little boy stands up screaming and try to run for their lives"
CHRISSIE: Shoron, you moron!!...hey that rhymes!...I mean, damn it you're pouring sulfur over everyone!!! stop it!!! *moves and waves hands frantically around her to make the sulfur powder go away as much as possible*
"Two gorilla-sized guards come up to the mess, and grab the little boy by the arms, and drag him out of the room"
HARRY POTTER: oh no, they're evacuating the room! we will miss the whole show!! came for nothing! *punches the arm of the chair*
KATY: geez, Ron is heavy! lucky he didn't heard anything of this and woke up..say, where did Monica and Malfoy went to?
RON: *wakes up suddenly* I saw them, Monica pulled Malfoy by the collar of his robes to a near-by closet!! *feel asleep then*
CHRISSIE: yuck...wait…does that mean I'll be auntie??? *jumps up and down* *someone taps her shoulder and stops her from jumping and hitting her head with the chandelier*
DUMBLEDORE: well, if everything goes well, yes you certainly will be.
KATY: why? I mean I'm sure they only make out every 3 hours, what's the danger in that?
DUMBLEDORE: *shrugs* why would I know?
KATY: well...professor…you're wise...I mean…ugh, just forget it!
DUMBLEDORE: *shrugs* I dunno…anyways, have you guys seen where the drink stand is? I'm really looking forward for a good ole scotch-on-the-rocks… *hums and walks away*
CHRISSIE: ok, now I'm really confused…oh well…
HERMIONE: oh guess what I've found out! We're going back to Hogwarts in ship!!
RON: *wakes up* really???!!! WOW! Fun fun fun! Maybe I can throw over-board Malfoy, Goyle, and Crabbe!!
KATY: stop that Ron, you over grown cheez-it!
RON: ow….*hides inside bundles of blankies that hug him*
CHRISSIE: that sounds really exciting!! It shall be like a cruise or something! How wicked!
HERMIONE: *nods*
"The next day, they pack up everything and are ready to go off to Hogwarts… When they get to the Harbor, they see many of their old friends, and while they salute them, Kat, a girl with brown hair and brown eyes comes and joins their party."
KAT: Hey people what's gliding?
KATY: what's gliding? Since when do you speak like a punk with pneumonia??
KAT: um since I was born?
CHRISSIE: if cows were golfers they would not be cows!!
RON: Hey Kat, have you seen Hermione?
KAT: nay, but I did see her talking to some gruff-looking guys from Revenclaw
RON: ah…I'll be right back… *strides off*
CHRISSIE: Now what was that? Ohhhh look, cheese!! *points a girl with mouse brown hair, eating a sandwich* *trots off her way*
KATY: um sure…hey let's go and look at our compartments while we're at it!
KAT: sure
"They walk towards the main ship door. They check their bags, and at the corner of their eyes they see Ron crying and Hermione explaining something to some bulky guys. Just then, they get a peek at a big room, and there they see Monica and Malfoy, cuddled up together in a corner. Harry, at the opposite corner, was chatting with Seamus Finnigan, while eyeing them at random with a sour face. They decide to walk up to Harry and Seamus because of they way Monica and Malfoy are cuddled up."
KATY: hey Harry, hey Seamus *says with a soft purr*
SEAMUS: h-hi Katy… *almost drools*
KAT: Seamus, we're like swimming in your drool, quit! *tries to dry her sleeve which was covered with Seamus drool*
HARRY: hey gals… *looks over the Cuddling-up corner and makes a face*
KAT: hey what are those two clams doing so hidden?
SEAMUS: *without taking his eyes off Katy* we don't know how long they have been there, but we just know they're having better fun than we are…I mean watching Harry's face isn't what you'd call fun… *smiles puppy smile at Katy*
KATY: *gives Kat a quizzical look and smirks* aw well, if being a auntie makes Christini Happy, then let nature run its way…*sighs deeply*
SEAMUS: what do you mean, then let nature run its way? Do you mean we all need to make out as well? *eyes her hopefully*
KAT: *hits him on the head with newspaper* no nuthead! She just meant to leave them alone! Gee you need someone desperately…
HARRY: Gee, you look at them…they're like glued together or something...makes me feel unloved and left out…ugh!
"Just then, Manica and Malfoy get up from the big couch they were on, and come towards them."
MONICA: hey people, you all look like horses, what is up with the long face? *smirks at Malfoy*
HARRY: none of your business, clams *turns around*
MALFOY: What's with him? *puts his arm around Monica's neck*
KATY: no hablo ingles…. Ahem…
SEAMUS: so…how hot was the temperature in your "special" corner? *smirks smartly*
MALFOY: better than the one over here
MONICA: so where is Hermione, and Ron, and my sissy?
HARRY: *without turning around* why do you care? I thought you forgot you belonged in Gryffindor!
MONICA: um, no, I just found that leather skirt she wanted so for her date and wanted to give it to her *shakes a bag that she was carrying* well if you see her tell her I'm looking for her, ok?
KAT: Sure do! Hey Malfoy, where is you friend Marcus Flint? Have you seen him around lately?
MALFOY: oh him? Um…yeah, he was talking to a short-black haired girl at the bar a couple of hours ago…why?
KAT: oh nothing, nothing…just um curious! *laughs nervously*
"Just then Hermione comes in, carrying Ron by his ear. Ron is puffed eyed and has tears streaming down his cheeks. Hermione just looks outraged. She thrusts him next to Katy."
HERMIONE: Ok, who let this *points at Ron, still sprawled on the floor* over grown cheez-it with pneumonia get away and come to drive two sizzling hot guys away from my paws??!!
KATY: *whispers to Monica* is it just me, or is there smoke coming out of her ears?
MONICA: nope it's true, and there is smoke coming out of her nostrils as well
KATY: ow..
HERMIONE: well?!!
KAT: Um, well, he only said he was going to look for you…he didn't specify his departure…*looks around the room*
RON: I-I thought those two were trying to kidnap you!! *tears still streaming down his front*
HERMIONE: I was showing them my new necklace, which happens to be too short and they had to come closer to see it!! Oh for crying out loud keep this baby away from me for a day will you!? *storms out of the room*
RON: *sniff*… *looks down*
MONICA: aww poor Ron, come here you poor misunderstood boy! *opens her arms to hug him*
RON: mommy! *runs into her arms and buries himself*
MALFOY: *indignant* hey that's my girl!
MONICA: hey you will have more of me after poor Ron has calmed down, ok tiger? You know you're the only guy for me *gives him a sexy look*
MALFOY: *giggles quietly*
HARRY: UGH! *storms out of the room*
"Harry comes back to grab Ron out of Monica's arms, and then drags him out with him. Just then, Christine comes in, mouthful of sandwich, which she stole from the mouse brown haired girl."
CHRISSIE: Hey, hide me just in case that girl comes looking for me! *sees Malfoy* the meaning of life is 42!! *sticks out tongue*
MALFOY: *blank faced* um…yeah of course it is… *gives Monica a quizzical look*
MONICA: hi sissy *rocks Ron some more and shrugs at Malfoy* hey we better start looking for our compartments so we can unpack there…do any of you have any idea how much time it will take to reach Hogwarts?
MCGONAGALL: It will take exactly 7 hours and 56 minutes.
KATY: wow, how…where...when…?
MCGONAGALL: well, of course I should've known you have all forgotten what transfiguration is, now haven't you? *gives them sharp, yet joking look* well, I do transfigurate into a cat and you all know that. Now hop on to find your compartments, for it is almost dinner time.
CHRISSIE: if cows were waffles they would not be cows!! *hops up and down*
MCGONAGALL: um…yes…of course… *gives the other exasperated and questioningly looks* um…is she under any muggle treatment?
KAT: um no she's just that way…
MONICA: she's what you'd call gifted *looks at Malfoy who is at the end of his wits, trying to control his laughter*
" Prof. McGonagall transfigurates herself into a cat and goes somewhere. Then they all decide to go look for their compartments, and to refresh a little bit before going to dinner."
"After what seemed like an hour, they all met at the dining hall, and went inside, to find a seat that fitted for the 7 of them, for Malfoy had to sit at the Slytherin Table. After sitting themselves at a far corner, the chatter began."
"HERMIONE: well, did you hear the rumors? They say that Moaning Myrtle found the ghost of a boy who drowned in the lake and they got married and went away. At least Hogwarts is now Myrtle-free!
HARRY: wow, really? Good, now I don't have to visit her.
KATY: you never did *chews a piece of Shepherds pie*
HARRY: Well I had it in mind…I'm a busy person gee!
MONICA: yeah whatever you say *gives a long drink of Artichoke juice, and then chokes* Oh my God, what is this?? *points at goblet*
"At the same moment she asks this, Malfoy got up from his table and yelled at her: "DON'T DRINK THIS, IS ARTICHOKE JUICE, PART OF THE NEW DIET AT HOGWARTS!! I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET POISONED, I WILL GIVE YOU PUMPKIN JUICE AFTER DINER, JUST HOLD ON!!" and sat down, staring at her every movement."
MONICA: *open mouthed* wow…is he committed… *gives the goblet a disgusted look*
HARRY: *scornfully* anyone could've known it was pepper juice…*gives a sip*
KAT: is artichoke juice
HARRY: *choking* DAMN!
CHRISSIE: mmmmm I find it quite yummy *gives a long sip from her goblet* HEY! This isn't artichoke juice! It's cabbage juice! Yuckies!
HERMIONE: mmm I guess these juices change flavor! Cool! Remind me of sending some to my parents…*smiles evilly*
RON: *timidly* w-why?
HERMIONE: *sharply* because they're allergic to artichoke, and they make me wear braces...oh by the way *taps her braces with wand and they disappear*
SUPERBUTTMAN: Hello Kids!!
MONICA: OMG, hello Mr. Superbuttman!! will you sign my belly?? will you? will you??
SUPERBUTTMAN: well, of course little girl!! *signs her belly with a knife*
MONICA: wow! Mr. SuperButtman scratched my belly with his signature!! wait 'til I tell my friend, Ron!!
HARRY POTTER: *looks jaleous* well, SuperButtman, I want you to sign my forehead!! here, next to this wretched scar!! *points to scar*
SUPERBUTTMAN: well, I surely will!! *signs his forehead with laser*
HARRY POTTER: wow!! he burned my skin with his signature!! wait 'til that filthy Weasley sees this!
SUPERBUTTMAN: well kids, I'm off now!! there are more places in the world that need my sparkling smile and charm!! *flashes a smile* well, g'bye! *flies off on jet pack of pink fuzzy slippers*
HARRY POTTER: wow, when I grow up I wanna be just like SuperButtman!! my training starts today!! *flexes his barely visible biceps*
MONICA: I'll be Super butt-woman!! your partner in crime!!
HARRY POTTER: *stares* like no...
MONICA: *flexes her bulging biceps* well, at least mine are bigger than yours!!
HARRY POTTER: *stares* so? I have the magical gift of anxiety, AND I have a special scar that attracts paparazzi and women like flies to honey..
MONICA: umm honey...sounds very unpoetic!!! *jumps up and down* so, so, so that scar is real????
HARRY POTTER: well, yeah, otherwise chicks like you wouldn't be around me...chicks like scars, specially on the heads…or in other private places...hehehe...if you know what I mean, babe *eyes her up and down, twice*...say ,I didn't notice you there before! whew nice bum! *tries to grab it but Monica smacks him*
MONICA: hands off, octopus!! this bum belongs to...whoops, not s'possed to say...ahem
HARRY POTTER: to who? do I know him??
MONICA: um...no, not quite....I mean, maybe but..um...no..yes, no..yes...um..i dunno.
HARRY POTTER: ugh, fine I don't care...there are chicks out there that would die to be with me...like that chick, what's her name...oh yeah Katy something else...now she was hot, except her butt wasn't big enough for me.
MONICA: *stares* geez, how big does it need to be? *tries to bent and look at her own*
HARRY POTTER: as big as Moaning Myrtle's...of course she's dead and it's cold to be with her...
"They walk inside a building that looks like a theatre, and they sit themselves down and wait for something to happen. Just then, a blonde, green eyed girl, accompanied by a brown haired girl with a shirt with the logo of "My little pony", and round glasses came in, looked around, spotted Monica and Harry, and walked towards them"
HARRY POTTER: *chokes* oh..damn!! it's Katy!! oh don't let her see me!!
MONICA: why not? *waves* HEY CHRISSIE, HEY KATY!! COME AND SIT HERE!!
KATY: hey Monica...Potter...
CHRISSIE: the meaning of the world is 42...but I still salute you...hey, anyone have pizza, or a baby bottle?
MONICA: what for?
KATY: it's for Ron...lately, he has been acting way weird..he asks for his bottle every 3 hours, and at every weird comment, starts crying.
HARRY POTTER: ooo I know why...but I ain't telling!! *everyone looks at him*....nuh-huh, nope, I ain't saying anything...sorry no can do babes...
CHRISSIE: ugh whatever...hey, isn't that Hermione? *points a girl with bushy brown hair who just came in*
KATY: yeah it's her! *waves* hi Hermione!!
"Hermione comes up next to them, salutes them all, and sits down next to Chrissie"
HERMIONE: hey people, what's rocking?
KATY: talk about the devil, here comes Ron...get your bottles ready... *every one takes out a bottle, a diper, and a blankey, except Harry and Monica*
RON: *sniff* hiya...i just crossed on my way with Malfoy…he called me an overgrown cheez-it!! *bursts crying*
"Every girl starts hugging him and offering him milk, blankies and start singing lullabies"
MONICA: did you say you saw Malfoy?? ooo tell me where right now Ron!! *shakes Ron*
RON: he was talking to his little zombies...moaaaaa!!
MONICA: be right back *stands up and goes look for Malfoy*
HARRY POTTER: why is she looking for that git?
CHRISSIE: *shrug* don't know, don't care…hey what are we watching?
KATY: Britney Spears' life...she's a very famous muggle singer.
RON: *wakes up* oooo her?? omg she's Hot!! *wildly looks around*
KATY: *rocks him some more 'til he falls asleep again* shh, let's just hope she doesn't sing one of her repetitive songs!
"Monica and Malfoy come in sight, and he has his arm around her waist. They come up to them"
MALFOY: hey people, what yo all doing here? *tightens his grip on Monica's waist and she giggles*
HERMIONE: why are you here?
MONICA: never you mind, lucky he came and lucky I found him *gives him a sweet glare, which he gives back*
KATY: well, just sit down, cause this show is starting now!
"Malfoy and Monica sit next to Harry and then room suddenly glows with colorful lights and music blares all around. Suddenly a short boy behind them screams"
SHORON: AAAHHH THE DEVIL HAS COME TO TAKE OUR SOULS AWAY!!! THE RAINBOW CHEESE FAIRY WILL SAVE US!!! *takes out a bottle with yellow powder and opens it, and throws it out in the air*
"Everyone around the little boy stands up screaming and try to run for their lives"
CHRISSIE: Shoron, you moron!!...hey that rhymes!...I mean, damn it you're pouring sulfur over everyone!!! stop it!!! *moves and waves hands frantically around her to make the sulfur powder go away as much as possible*
"Two gorilla-sized guards come up to the mess, and grab the little boy by the arms, and drag him out of the room"
HARRY POTTER: oh no, they're evacuating the room! we will miss the whole show!! came for nothing! *punches the arm of the chair*
KATY: geez, Ron is heavy! lucky he didn't heard anything of this and woke up..say, where did Monica and Malfoy went to?
RON: *wakes up suddenly* I saw them, Monica pulled Malfoy by the collar of his robes to a near-by closet!! *feel asleep then*
CHRISSIE: yuck...wait…does that mean I'll be auntie??? *jumps up and down* *someone taps her shoulder and stops her from jumping and hitting her head with the chandelier*
DUMBLEDORE: well, if everything goes well, yes you certainly will be.
KATY: why? I mean I'm sure they only make out every 3 hours, what's the danger in that?
DUMBLEDORE: *shrugs* why would I know?
KATY: well...professor…you're wise...I mean…ugh, just forget it!
DUMBLEDORE: *shrugs* I dunno…anyways, have you guys seen where the drink stand is? I'm really looking forward for a good ole scotch-on-the-rocks… *hums and walks away*
CHRISSIE: ok, now I'm really confused…oh well…
HERMIONE: oh guess what I've found out! We're going back to Hogwarts in ship!!
RON: *wakes up* really???!!! WOW! Fun fun fun! Maybe I can throw over-board Malfoy, Goyle, and Crabbe!!
KATY: stop that Ron, you over grown cheez-it!
RON: ow….*hides inside bundles of blankies that hug him*
CHRISSIE: that sounds really exciting!! It shall be like a cruise or something! How wicked!
HERMIONE: *nods*
"The next day, they pack up everything and are ready to go off to Hogwarts… When they get to the Harbor, they see many of their old friends, and while they salute them, Kat, a girl with brown hair and brown eyes comes and joins their party."
KAT: Hey people what's gliding?
KATY: what's gliding? Since when do you speak like a punk with pneumonia??
KAT: um since I was born?
CHRISSIE: if cows were golfers they would not be cows!!
RON: Hey Kat, have you seen Hermione?
KAT: nay, but I did see her talking to some gruff-looking guys from Revenclaw
RON: ah…I'll be right back… *strides off*
CHRISSIE: Now what was that? Ohhhh look, cheese!! *points a girl with mouse brown hair, eating a sandwich* *trots off her way*
KATY: um sure…hey let's go and look at our compartments while we're at it!
KAT: sure
"They walk towards the main ship door. They check their bags, and at the corner of their eyes they see Ron crying and Hermione explaining something to some bulky guys. Just then, they get a peek at a big room, and there they see Monica and Malfoy, cuddled up together in a corner. Harry, at the opposite corner, was chatting with Seamus Finnigan, while eyeing them at random with a sour face. They decide to walk up to Harry and Seamus because of they way Monica and Malfoy are cuddled up."
KATY: hey Harry, hey Seamus *says with a soft purr*
SEAMUS: h-hi Katy… *almost drools*
KAT: Seamus, we're like swimming in your drool, quit! *tries to dry her sleeve which was covered with Seamus drool*
HARRY: hey gals… *looks over the Cuddling-up corner and makes a face*
KAT: hey what are those two clams doing so hidden?
SEAMUS: *without taking his eyes off Katy* we don't know how long they have been there, but we just know they're having better fun than we are…I mean watching Harry's face isn't what you'd call fun… *smiles puppy smile at Katy*
KATY: *gives Kat a quizzical look and smirks* aw well, if being a auntie makes Christini Happy, then let nature run its way…*sighs deeply*
SEAMUS: what do you mean, then let nature run its way? Do you mean we all need to make out as well? *eyes her hopefully*
KAT: *hits him on the head with newspaper* no nuthead! She just meant to leave them alone! Gee you need someone desperately…
HARRY: Gee, you look at them…they're like glued together or something...makes me feel unloved and left out…ugh!
"Just then, Manica and Malfoy get up from the big couch they were on, and come towards them."
MONICA: hey people, you all look like horses, what is up with the long face? *smirks at Malfoy*
HARRY: none of your business, clams *turns around*
MALFOY: What's with him? *puts his arm around Monica's neck*
KATY: no hablo ingles…. Ahem…
SEAMUS: so…how hot was the temperature in your "special" corner? *smirks smartly*
MALFOY: better than the one over here
MONICA: so where is Hermione, and Ron, and my sissy?
HARRY: *without turning around* why do you care? I thought you forgot you belonged in Gryffindor!
MONICA: um, no, I just found that leather skirt she wanted so for her date and wanted to give it to her *shakes a bag that she was carrying* well if you see her tell her I'm looking for her, ok?
KAT: Sure do! Hey Malfoy, where is you friend Marcus Flint? Have you seen him around lately?
MALFOY: oh him? Um…yeah, he was talking to a short-black haired girl at the bar a couple of hours ago…why?
KAT: oh nothing, nothing…just um curious! *laughs nervously*
"Just then Hermione comes in, carrying Ron by his ear. Ron is puffed eyed and has tears streaming down his cheeks. Hermione just looks outraged. She thrusts him next to Katy."
HERMIONE: Ok, who let this *points at Ron, still sprawled on the floor* over grown cheez-it with pneumonia get away and come to drive two sizzling hot guys away from my paws??!!
KATY: *whispers to Monica* is it just me, or is there smoke coming out of her ears?
MONICA: nope it's true, and there is smoke coming out of her nostrils as well
KATY: ow..
HERMIONE: well?!!
KAT: Um, well, he only said he was going to look for you…he didn't specify his departure…*looks around the room*
RON: I-I thought those two were trying to kidnap you!! *tears still streaming down his front*
HERMIONE: I was showing them my new necklace, which happens to be too short and they had to come closer to see it!! Oh for crying out loud keep this baby away from me for a day will you!? *storms out of the room*
RON: *sniff*… *looks down*
MONICA: aww poor Ron, come here you poor misunderstood boy! *opens her arms to hug him*
RON: mommy! *runs into her arms and buries himself*
MALFOY: *indignant* hey that's my girl!
MONICA: hey you will have more of me after poor Ron has calmed down, ok tiger? You know you're the only guy for me *gives him a sexy look*
MALFOY: *giggles quietly*
HARRY: UGH! *storms out of the room*
"Harry comes back to grab Ron out of Monica's arms, and then drags him out with him. Just then, Christine comes in, mouthful of sandwich, which she stole from the mouse brown haired girl."
CHRISSIE: Hey, hide me just in case that girl comes looking for me! *sees Malfoy* the meaning of life is 42!! *sticks out tongue*
MALFOY: *blank faced* um…yeah of course it is… *gives Monica a quizzical look*
MONICA: hi sissy *rocks Ron some more and shrugs at Malfoy* hey we better start looking for our compartments so we can unpack there…do any of you have any idea how much time it will take to reach Hogwarts?
MCGONAGALL: It will take exactly 7 hours and 56 minutes.
KATY: wow, how…where...when…?
MCGONAGALL: well, of course I should've known you have all forgotten what transfiguration is, now haven't you? *gives them sharp, yet joking look* well, I do transfigurate into a cat and you all know that. Now hop on to find your compartments, for it is almost dinner time.
CHRISSIE: if cows were waffles they would not be cows!! *hops up and down*
MCGONAGALL: um…yes…of course… *gives the other exasperated and questioningly looks* um…is she under any muggle treatment?
KAT: um no she's just that way…
MONICA: she's what you'd call gifted *looks at Malfoy who is at the end of his wits, trying to control his laughter*
" Prof. McGonagall transfigurates herself into a cat and goes somewhere. Then they all decide to go look for their compartments, and to refresh a little bit before going to dinner."
"After what seemed like an hour, they all met at the dining hall, and went inside, to find a seat that fitted for the 7 of them, for Malfoy had to sit at the Slytherin Table. After sitting themselves at a far corner, the chatter began."
"HERMIONE: well, did you hear the rumors? They say that Moaning Myrtle found the ghost of a boy who drowned in the lake and they got married and went away. At least Hogwarts is now Myrtle-free!
HARRY: wow, really? Good, now I don't have to visit her.
KATY: you never did *chews a piece of Shepherds pie*
HARRY: Well I had it in mind…I'm a busy person gee!
MONICA: yeah whatever you say *gives a long drink of Artichoke juice, and then chokes* Oh my God, what is this?? *points at goblet*
"At the same moment she asks this, Malfoy got up from his table and yelled at her: "DON'T DRINK THIS, IS ARTICHOKE JUICE, PART OF THE NEW DIET AT HOGWARTS!! I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET POISONED, I WILL GIVE YOU PUMPKIN JUICE AFTER DINER, JUST HOLD ON!!" and sat down, staring at her every movement."
MONICA: *open mouthed* wow…is he committed… *gives the goblet a disgusted look*
HARRY: *scornfully* anyone could've known it was pepper juice…*gives a sip*
KAT: is artichoke juice
HARRY: *choking* DAMN!
CHRISSIE: mmmmm I find it quite yummy *gives a long sip from her goblet* HEY! This isn't artichoke juice! It's cabbage juice! Yuckies!
HERMIONE: mmm I guess these juices change flavor! Cool! Remind me of sending some to my parents…*smiles evilly*
RON: *timidly* w-why?
HERMIONE: *sharply* because they're allergic to artichoke, and they make me wear braces...oh by the way *taps her braces with wand and they disappear*