Chapter 6: The start of the dumbness (to all those who are mentioned here I
send all the cheese in the world! Thanx for being my lil fiends!)
The ship anchored at Hogwart's lake, and all the students were finally released. After all the explanations and dinner, one by one, and numbly, They all went to sleep in their correspondent beds.
"Boy am I tired!" yawned Ron, as he, mistakenly drank from a glass that contained
"AGH rancid milk! Who put this here?" demanded he. "I like chickens" said Harry stupidly, putting on his pj's inside out (a/n" thanks to Tyler for that line). "Oops I guess that was my glass of milk…the one I was drinking before we went away for summer…" said Thomas, shyly, as he gathered the glass and threw it over at Harry. "Hey! I said I licked chickens!" exclaimed Harry, while trying to cleanse himself. "You mean Like chickens, you don't lick them…I hope…unless they do taste like fried chicken…in that case is ok…because…I mean…" and Ron went to bed, thinking dully.
Malfoy gasped. Not just him, but the whole class of Slytherins and Gryffindorians gasped. Neville almost choked and died.
"Yep my dear students, I did it!" said Prof. Snape proudly. "Now I do feel like a mature man!" and as he said this, he started humming the song "Peaches and Cream".
Malfoy raised a trembling hand "Um, Prof. Snape, sir, um, what the heck happened to you, sir?"
"What happened, my dear boy? Well isn't it obvious? I washed my hair!" and as he said this, he passed his hand over his new afro-style hair and grinned at all the open mouths.
In that same moment, Prof. Trelawney hustled in and at the sight, stopped, and poured a quizzical look over Snape, while he smirked.
"Now, now, Severus, do tell me what happened to you?!" and she took off her glasses to inspect him better.
But Prof. Snape didn't want to explain…he wanted to show it rather. So He jumped on her like a wild cat, and started making out with her.
"Ew gross!" said Hermione "everyone out of here! We might get "makeoutporosis" or something!" and she shoved everyone out. The she turned around, and took a last glance at those two, and sighed, and closed the door. "Hogwarts has gone berserk over the last 2 months! At this rate we will all get sacked and all the teacher will be dementors!" and she buried her nose on the book "Eating for dummies".
"That was rather gross, wasn't it?" added Katy, as Kat and Chrissie were fighting over a chair. Harry went and kissed each of them, thing that drove them away screaming that they had cached malaria. "Ah the power of cheese" he sighed and plumbed down on the chair, which moved and he fell on his bum and yelped of pain. "My perfect butt! Ouchies!" and he pushed open the Fat Lady Portrait and went away running who knows where.
"Harry is no biggy either! He has turned sort of…um…" explained Katy
"Let me finish that for you dear, he has turned more stupid than he already was." Stated Hermione.
Grace entered the room, carrying a sleeping Ron. "He was found by me, duh, when I was on my way to the bathroom. Mark this, why does he do that?!" and she let him fall flat on the ground. He did not wake up, but went on snoring peacefully.
Jason rushed in, Peachy in sight as well (a/n: Great idea Grace, for Peachy to be Jason's gf!). She was running and shaking her bum at the same time…how she could do it, still remains a secret.
"But Jason! You just can't send us off! We're comfortable with the elves! Even some of our crew got married with them! If you send them away, they won't go!" cried she, while shaking her miniature butt. A chubby pink fuzzy teddy bear, dressed as Britney Spears she was, she was the "girl" that made Jason's world revolve around him.
"I'm really sorry, dear Peachy, but my mum says that we can't get married 'til I do a whole year round course here, in Howgarts! And you guys aren't accepted!" he tried to hug her, but she jerked away. "Fine" she hissed "be that way! I'm joining Tommy's network!" and she stormed out of the room.
Jason looked puzzled "who's Tommy?"
"Our brother, Tom Riddle, aka Lord Voldemort" said Chrissie and Monica at the same time, for they were twins!
"Oh...um…okay" said he. Then Grace who had been speaking to someone outside the common room, brought that someone inside. It was Cho Chang.
"Hey Cho! Sorry but Harry is like outta here. His bum hurt" said Kat, with a matter-of-fact tone.
Cho saluted her, and said
"I don't come here for no crying baby" and she turned her head at Jason. "Hi, who are you? I'm adding your name to my vocabulary!" and she took out a note pad full of names and phone numbers.
Zonko's Joke shoppe was as full as could be. And, to top it all, it seemed that that day was official take-your-date-out, and everyone had someone to go with, except Harry, Ron, Hermione, Kat, Monica, Chrissie, and Kat who had Marcus Flint as a date. Cho had Jason in her clutches, but they weren't here.
"Ugh why is everyone like making out in a joke shoppe?" complained Monica. Malfoy and Julie came in sight, too tight together. "whew, I'd ran out of breathe if I was there!" laughed Monica.
Just then, Jade cam in sight, wearing a pink poncho, and was talking to Shoron.
"Hey people, what yo all doin' here?" and he sort of shaked his ugly poncho.
"EW the heck are you wearing??" said Hermione, totally grossed out.
"What? You like it uh? Yeah I should know…it's the "in" thing...trend this year, and I'm the first wearing it!". Just then, a short blonde haired girl came and took Jade away.
"The world is coming to a cheesy end!" exclaimed Ron, ectastic. Chrissie slapped him, and stares wrestling him saying "that's my line, that's my line!".
"I like and lick chickens!" added Harry, before he got lost.
"Hey I'm gonna buy some things for my parents, I'll be righty back" and Hermione walked away as well.
Katy and Monica looked at each other and shrugged. Katy turned to talk to Shoron, while Monica made her way between all those clammy dates, sighing and "ewing". She found an empty place and sat down, to read. Suddenly, a short dirty-blonde hair dude, with a katana, came in sight, and sat next to her. "Hi Tyler" said Monica, not glancing up from her magazine.
"HAIYA!" and he started making weird things with his arms and his katana, which didn't leave his belt for a moment.
"I thought I told you to leave your dream behind. You're never, mark my words, ever gonna work for Jackie Chan, NEVER." And she glanced at his weird costume; it seemed that he had made it up, for the sleeves were from some different coloured blouses, one pink, one aqua blue. The chest part was from a poncho, that had flower prints. The left leg was made of tiger- printed pants and the right leg was short, but bright-blinding magenta. She couldn't help it and started laughing.
"What ya laughing at, uh?" asked Tyler, glancing at her.
"N-nothing *laughed* it's just th-that you *snort* LOOK SO HELLA FUNY!!!" and fell on the floor, laughing madly.
Tyler shook his head.
Then, an explosion occurred, stirring them from their spots. The blinding purple light flashed and Monica and Chrissie screamed.
The ship anchored at Hogwart's lake, and all the students were finally released. After all the explanations and dinner, one by one, and numbly, They all went to sleep in their correspondent beds.
"Boy am I tired!" yawned Ron, as he, mistakenly drank from a glass that contained
"AGH rancid milk! Who put this here?" demanded he. "I like chickens" said Harry stupidly, putting on his pj's inside out (a/n" thanks to Tyler for that line). "Oops I guess that was my glass of milk…the one I was drinking before we went away for summer…" said Thomas, shyly, as he gathered the glass and threw it over at Harry. "Hey! I said I licked chickens!" exclaimed Harry, while trying to cleanse himself. "You mean Like chickens, you don't lick them…I hope…unless they do taste like fried chicken…in that case is ok…because…I mean…" and Ron went to bed, thinking dully.
Malfoy gasped. Not just him, but the whole class of Slytherins and Gryffindorians gasped. Neville almost choked and died.
"Yep my dear students, I did it!" said Prof. Snape proudly. "Now I do feel like a mature man!" and as he said this, he started humming the song "Peaches and Cream".
Malfoy raised a trembling hand "Um, Prof. Snape, sir, um, what the heck happened to you, sir?"
"What happened, my dear boy? Well isn't it obvious? I washed my hair!" and as he said this, he passed his hand over his new afro-style hair and grinned at all the open mouths.
In that same moment, Prof. Trelawney hustled in and at the sight, stopped, and poured a quizzical look over Snape, while he smirked.
"Now, now, Severus, do tell me what happened to you?!" and she took off her glasses to inspect him better.
But Prof. Snape didn't want to explain…he wanted to show it rather. So He jumped on her like a wild cat, and started making out with her.
"Ew gross!" said Hermione "everyone out of here! We might get "makeoutporosis" or something!" and she shoved everyone out. The she turned around, and took a last glance at those two, and sighed, and closed the door. "Hogwarts has gone berserk over the last 2 months! At this rate we will all get sacked and all the teacher will be dementors!" and she buried her nose on the book "Eating for dummies".
"That was rather gross, wasn't it?" added Katy, as Kat and Chrissie were fighting over a chair. Harry went and kissed each of them, thing that drove them away screaming that they had cached malaria. "Ah the power of cheese" he sighed and plumbed down on the chair, which moved and he fell on his bum and yelped of pain. "My perfect butt! Ouchies!" and he pushed open the Fat Lady Portrait and went away running who knows where.
"Harry is no biggy either! He has turned sort of…um…" explained Katy
"Let me finish that for you dear, he has turned more stupid than he already was." Stated Hermione.
Grace entered the room, carrying a sleeping Ron. "He was found by me, duh, when I was on my way to the bathroom. Mark this, why does he do that?!" and she let him fall flat on the ground. He did not wake up, but went on snoring peacefully.
Jason rushed in, Peachy in sight as well (a/n: Great idea Grace, for Peachy to be Jason's gf!). She was running and shaking her bum at the same time…how she could do it, still remains a secret.
"But Jason! You just can't send us off! We're comfortable with the elves! Even some of our crew got married with them! If you send them away, they won't go!" cried she, while shaking her miniature butt. A chubby pink fuzzy teddy bear, dressed as Britney Spears she was, she was the "girl" that made Jason's world revolve around him.
"I'm really sorry, dear Peachy, but my mum says that we can't get married 'til I do a whole year round course here, in Howgarts! And you guys aren't accepted!" he tried to hug her, but she jerked away. "Fine" she hissed "be that way! I'm joining Tommy's network!" and she stormed out of the room.
Jason looked puzzled "who's Tommy?"
"Our brother, Tom Riddle, aka Lord Voldemort" said Chrissie and Monica at the same time, for they were twins!
"Oh...um…okay" said he. Then Grace who had been speaking to someone outside the common room, brought that someone inside. It was Cho Chang.
"Hey Cho! Sorry but Harry is like outta here. His bum hurt" said Kat, with a matter-of-fact tone.
Cho saluted her, and said
"I don't come here for no crying baby" and she turned her head at Jason. "Hi, who are you? I'm adding your name to my vocabulary!" and she took out a note pad full of names and phone numbers.
Zonko's Joke shoppe was as full as could be. And, to top it all, it seemed that that day was official take-your-date-out, and everyone had someone to go with, except Harry, Ron, Hermione, Kat, Monica, Chrissie, and Kat who had Marcus Flint as a date. Cho had Jason in her clutches, but they weren't here.
"Ugh why is everyone like making out in a joke shoppe?" complained Monica. Malfoy and Julie came in sight, too tight together. "whew, I'd ran out of breathe if I was there!" laughed Monica.
Just then, Jade cam in sight, wearing a pink poncho, and was talking to Shoron.
"Hey people, what yo all doin' here?" and he sort of shaked his ugly poncho.
"EW the heck are you wearing??" said Hermione, totally grossed out.
"What? You like it uh? Yeah I should know…it's the "in" thing...trend this year, and I'm the first wearing it!". Just then, a short blonde haired girl came and took Jade away.
"The world is coming to a cheesy end!" exclaimed Ron, ectastic. Chrissie slapped him, and stares wrestling him saying "that's my line, that's my line!".
"I like and lick chickens!" added Harry, before he got lost.
"Hey I'm gonna buy some things for my parents, I'll be righty back" and Hermione walked away as well.
Katy and Monica looked at each other and shrugged. Katy turned to talk to Shoron, while Monica made her way between all those clammy dates, sighing and "ewing". She found an empty place and sat down, to read. Suddenly, a short dirty-blonde hair dude, with a katana, came in sight, and sat next to her. "Hi Tyler" said Monica, not glancing up from her magazine.
"HAIYA!" and he started making weird things with his arms and his katana, which didn't leave his belt for a moment.
"I thought I told you to leave your dream behind. You're never, mark my words, ever gonna work for Jackie Chan, NEVER." And she glanced at his weird costume; it seemed that he had made it up, for the sleeves were from some different coloured blouses, one pink, one aqua blue. The chest part was from a poncho, that had flower prints. The left leg was made of tiger- printed pants and the right leg was short, but bright-blinding magenta. She couldn't help it and started laughing.
"What ya laughing at, uh?" asked Tyler, glancing at her.
"N-nothing *laughed* it's just th-that you *snort* LOOK SO HELLA FUNY!!!" and fell on the floor, laughing madly.
Tyler shook his head.
Then, an explosion occurred, stirring them from their spots. The blinding purple light flashed and Monica and Chrissie screamed.