"Wales can jump like kangaroos!"
-Grace Liou
Chapter 7: The Upside-down brains
Tyler jumped like a frog and fell off the table. The purple blinding flash of light was filling rapidly all over Zonko's Joke Shoppe. If this was a new joke, it wasn't enjoyable. Monica and Chrissie were still screaming like wild hags, when the light zapped away as fast as it came.
Harry was standing there, with Jade's wand and his own wand, holding them and looking at them with eyes as wide as c.d.'s. Then he looked up and showed a crimson red face. Tears abrupt and he yelled like a little girl and he ran out of the room.
"Um, it wasn't me" said Ron, looking around, but he could se little, for he was standing under a fake bubble gum donkey and the bubble gum was sticking to himself.
"We know that, you sushipoo! But how did Harry caused such light explosion with two wands? Ugh the stupid things stupid people can do!" and Katy slapped her forehead "OUCH!".
"Katy ran and blocked Monica and Chrissie's mouths shut. When she looked up and sighed, she saw why they were still screaming. There arose a girl, or was she? A rather misty appearance of a girl, dressed like Jasmine form Aladdin, Sara the genie spoke:
"Who the heck summoned me from my shower???" and she threw a towel away, that fell on Jade and the blonde girl he was making out with (a/n the blonde girl is Grace's prediction of Jade's prom date!). "Well, at least we needn't sight that anymore" and she sat down, glancing at everyone looking at her.
"W-who are you, person dressed funny?" asked Monica, who was being dragged by Chrissie, who wouldn't let her leg go free.
Sara sighed "Gee. I think your first wish shall be glasses…anyway the heck is with the stupid mist?" she said madly, shaking away the magical mist away "ok who summoned me?"
"Um he's gone but can we ask for one?" asked Hermione uncertainly
"Sure whatever, just get this over with, I have a dentist appointment at 5:00 and I need to get pretty"
"Pretty? Um for what?" asked Chrissie, poking out from behind Monica
"Well, he is a hot dentist!" she said as if no one had ever done that before "so? C'mon tell me the wish!" and she swayed her magical wand that gave a fetid smell of daisies and Chinese food.
"Ew what is that smell?!" squeaked Jade from under the towel
"I tried to camouflage the odor of Chinese food with the new cologne "Eau the Toilette Omelette" but I don't think it's promising…" and she hid her wand behind her.
"Well, since I saw the Movie "Alice in Wonderland" I always wondered how it really is to feel everything upside down…" and Katy paused to think, then gave up and took out a cheese cracker and ate it.
"Fine, if that's what you desire, okay…" and she swayed her wand and twirled it around like a mad woman with a sudden nervous tic attack.
"O wild magic of thee
Swirl your magic from me
And take these flunkers to Upside down land
And make their ear hair grow at hand!"
Harry stood up and rubbed his head…so did everyone else. They had been transported to Upside down land, and it was really freaky. Katy had been talking about upside down things, not weird things! So far they were in front of a waterfall…in a desert. Fish were flying out of the lake, and Kangaroos were slithering. Butterflies were swimming, and flies had huge tongues hanging out of their miniature mouths. It was raining water from the sun, and the clouds were shining brightly. Birds were jumping, and horses were gnawing shoes.
"Okay…this is not my wish!" exclaimed Katy, ducking a flying whale
"Um this is actually cool!" said Chrissie, as she picked a cheese puff from a tree and ate it "mmm tastes like berries!" and she patted a kangaroo who had curled around her legs.
Suddenly, Sara appeared, followed by Jason, who apparently was panting.
"I-I'm scared!! Cho won't leave me alone and Tommy's Network is stalking me with cheesecakes, and they can't stop saying "Just in case for a crunchy taste!" I'm scared!" (a/n familiar, Grace?) whispered Jason, throwing himself upon Grace and Monica.
"Ugh, Jason grow up!" said Grace, tossing him over to Monica, who jerked away, letting Jason fall over Ron, and they both fell.
"well, there is a little problem with this land…two princes, who supposedly were to succeed in the throne-"
"Two at the same time?" asked Tyler in utter amazement
"Ugh don't interrupt me!" and Sara threw Tyler a toad with mold, but hit Jade instead
"Like I was saying, got kidnapped by an evil crab named Hinky Slurpy the 567th. So, he has closed the gates to your funny world, named earth, and unless we destroy Hinky Slurpy the 567th, and rescue the two princes, we won't get out, not even with my magic." And Sara sat down, and started sewing a salmon to a mirror.
"Wow, wow, I got to rescue princes? Couldn't they have been hot girls in bikinis?" demanded Jade, tapping his foot on a bubble rock.
"AHEM, excuse you, "Beautiful Swan", a.k.a. Jade, but you ain't the only one here" said Hermione, and everyone nodded.
Jade sighed and went to look at his reflection on the riverbank, where he observed swimming cats.
Tyler scooted over to Monica and, getting near her ear he said "HIYA!!", to which Monica answered by hitting him over the head with his katana. Just then, a rumble of bubble rocks could be heard, distantly, and from the horizon they saw how giant Kiss candy shaped cars were coming towards them, one of the big ones carrying what looked like Hinky Slurpy the 567th. His guards, walking cubes, open fire at them.
-Grace Liou
Chapter 7: The Upside-down brains
Tyler jumped like a frog and fell off the table. The purple blinding flash of light was filling rapidly all over Zonko's Joke Shoppe. If this was a new joke, it wasn't enjoyable. Monica and Chrissie were still screaming like wild hags, when the light zapped away as fast as it came.
Harry was standing there, with Jade's wand and his own wand, holding them and looking at them with eyes as wide as c.d.'s. Then he looked up and showed a crimson red face. Tears abrupt and he yelled like a little girl and he ran out of the room.
"Um, it wasn't me" said Ron, looking around, but he could se little, for he was standing under a fake bubble gum donkey and the bubble gum was sticking to himself.
"We know that, you sushipoo! But how did Harry caused such light explosion with two wands? Ugh the stupid things stupid people can do!" and Katy slapped her forehead "OUCH!".
"Katy ran and blocked Monica and Chrissie's mouths shut. When she looked up and sighed, she saw why they were still screaming. There arose a girl, or was she? A rather misty appearance of a girl, dressed like Jasmine form Aladdin, Sara the genie spoke:
"Who the heck summoned me from my shower???" and she threw a towel away, that fell on Jade and the blonde girl he was making out with (a/n the blonde girl is Grace's prediction of Jade's prom date!). "Well, at least we needn't sight that anymore" and she sat down, glancing at everyone looking at her.
"W-who are you, person dressed funny?" asked Monica, who was being dragged by Chrissie, who wouldn't let her leg go free.
Sara sighed "Gee. I think your first wish shall be glasses…anyway the heck is with the stupid mist?" she said madly, shaking away the magical mist away "ok who summoned me?"
"Um he's gone but can we ask for one?" asked Hermione uncertainly
"Sure whatever, just get this over with, I have a dentist appointment at 5:00 and I need to get pretty"
"Pretty? Um for what?" asked Chrissie, poking out from behind Monica
"Well, he is a hot dentist!" she said as if no one had ever done that before "so? C'mon tell me the wish!" and she swayed her magical wand that gave a fetid smell of daisies and Chinese food.
"Ew what is that smell?!" squeaked Jade from under the towel
"I tried to camouflage the odor of Chinese food with the new cologne "Eau the Toilette Omelette" but I don't think it's promising…" and she hid her wand behind her.
"Well, since I saw the Movie "Alice in Wonderland" I always wondered how it really is to feel everything upside down…" and Katy paused to think, then gave up and took out a cheese cracker and ate it.
"Fine, if that's what you desire, okay…" and she swayed her wand and twirled it around like a mad woman with a sudden nervous tic attack.
"O wild magic of thee
Swirl your magic from me
And take these flunkers to Upside down land
And make their ear hair grow at hand!"
Harry stood up and rubbed his head…so did everyone else. They had been transported to Upside down land, and it was really freaky. Katy had been talking about upside down things, not weird things! So far they were in front of a waterfall…in a desert. Fish were flying out of the lake, and Kangaroos were slithering. Butterflies were swimming, and flies had huge tongues hanging out of their miniature mouths. It was raining water from the sun, and the clouds were shining brightly. Birds were jumping, and horses were gnawing shoes.
"Okay…this is not my wish!" exclaimed Katy, ducking a flying whale
"Um this is actually cool!" said Chrissie, as she picked a cheese puff from a tree and ate it "mmm tastes like berries!" and she patted a kangaroo who had curled around her legs.
Suddenly, Sara appeared, followed by Jason, who apparently was panting.
"I-I'm scared!! Cho won't leave me alone and Tommy's Network is stalking me with cheesecakes, and they can't stop saying "Just in case for a crunchy taste!" I'm scared!" (a/n familiar, Grace?) whispered Jason, throwing himself upon Grace and Monica.
"Ugh, Jason grow up!" said Grace, tossing him over to Monica, who jerked away, letting Jason fall over Ron, and they both fell.
"well, there is a little problem with this land…two princes, who supposedly were to succeed in the throne-"
"Two at the same time?" asked Tyler in utter amazement
"Ugh don't interrupt me!" and Sara threw Tyler a toad with mold, but hit Jade instead
"Like I was saying, got kidnapped by an evil crab named Hinky Slurpy the 567th. So, he has closed the gates to your funny world, named earth, and unless we destroy Hinky Slurpy the 567th, and rescue the two princes, we won't get out, not even with my magic." And Sara sat down, and started sewing a salmon to a mirror.
"Wow, wow, I got to rescue princes? Couldn't they have been hot girls in bikinis?" demanded Jade, tapping his foot on a bubble rock.
"AHEM, excuse you, "Beautiful Swan", a.k.a. Jade, but you ain't the only one here" said Hermione, and everyone nodded.
Jade sighed and went to look at his reflection on the riverbank, where he observed swimming cats.
Tyler scooted over to Monica and, getting near her ear he said "HIYA!!", to which Monica answered by hitting him over the head with his katana. Just then, a rumble of bubble rocks could be heard, distantly, and from the horizon they saw how giant Kiss candy shaped cars were coming towards them, one of the big ones carrying what looked like Hinky Slurpy the 567th. His guards, walking cubes, open fire at them.