(a/n thanks to Jason for giving me the idea of making him a local hero!!
*hint* and to madrelina the weird for giving me tips!)
Chapter 8: Hinky Slurpy is very slurpy
Harry screamed like a little girl and went to hide under a miniature rock. Ron stood paralyzed behind Hermione, while she was on her knees, praying to Martha Stewarts. One of the walking cubes fired at Jade and hit him, making him turn into a cheddar cheese puff. Chrissie ducked to eat him, but Monica grabbed Jade, and put him inside her pocket saying "um no. Deserves him well for thinking about girls in bikinis instead of saving the princes", to which Chrissie hissed at her.
Hinky the Slurpy's carriage stopped in front of a crouching Kat, and, stepping down, he spoke in a rather muffled voice that sounded like a cat hissing and nails being passed over a blackboard.
"Hippy lippy yo, who shall you all be?" and he shook his long green sheet of greasy green hair. Sara stepped in front of Kat, and said "Er, we are…um…people…who got lost in this, er, beautiful land of yours" and Tyler winced. Monica poked him, and he quieted down.
"Why do you, evil Hinky the Slurpy the 567th have taken the 2 princes prisoners?" said Monica, stepping in front of Sara, who was drinking a slurpy.
"Hippy lippy yo, I have not…well maybe I have, but I was bored geez, and they were always sitting there in their thrones, and I thought 'hippy lippy yo, what shall I do to make this special?' and decided to kidnap them." Said the crab, as he settled down back in his carriage.
"Well, why don't you set them free and tell them to make their rule snappy?" offered Grace, who was tucking her shirt.
"Alas you're both so wise, but hippy lippy yo, I don't think so. Say, we are in need of 6 girls like you" and he pointed at Chrissie, Katy, Kat, Grace, Hermione, and Monica "to be my son's ladies-in-waiting, just because he wants to be seen with girls, since all of them in our village are bloody ugly!" said Hinky the Slurpy the 567th. He snapped his fingers, and four walking cubes came and took the girls prisoners, while the guys just stood there, drooling over the Kiss shaped carriages, not noticing that Jason was missing and that the girls were being driven away. Sara said "stop" and she tried to kick them like in the Matrix, but a walking cube poured honey all over her while she was in the air, and she was stuck to the air.
"Oh great, we're in the royal jail" winced Hermione, as she sat down on a comfortable puff. The jail wasn't so bad…they had air conditioning and heater, TV, music, and food surrounding them. "I feel just so bad" said Kat sarcastically as she grabbed a banana (a/n it wasn't the banana Chrissie is thinking!!!).
"Damn it we've lost the girls!" said Tyler, as he sat down on a flying whale, who was fast asleep. "How are we gonna get them back? We don't even know where the stupid castle is!" cried Ron. "Hush Ron, I'm sure we can fix it…you can, cause my dental appointment is in about 6 minutes, and I'm off!" said Sara, and she vanished after a curtain of misty shoes.
"Oh great, now we're alone" cried Harry, who was picking his nose.
"Well, I guess this is the time when I'm supposed to take action with my katana" and he patted his katana " but I don't know how to use it and I'm too short." Said Tyler.
Just then, a figure swapped over them, and hanged on a tree. When Harry got up for a closer look, Spiderman (a/n can you guess who it is, Jason?) showed his face, as he was hanging upside down like in the movie commercial.
"Hi" he said as Harry jumped back, scared and coiled around Ron, who was watching Spiderman attentively. "I heard the bunch of girls you guys were with have been kidnapped; am I of any help to you guys?" offered Spiderman, as he stepped down from the carrot tree. Spiderman was broad-shouldered, with bulging biceps, but he was yet light and speedy thus flexible. Somehow the manner of his speaking was familiar to all of them except they were so dumbstruck they didn't think they actually knew him.
"Roar" said Harry, as he watched Spiderman seat down on a bubble rock.
"Tell us, Spiderman, did you really get involved with that brunette girl, what's-her-name?" asked Ron, obviously envious.
"Um, well in the movie, but in real life, I still haven't found Mrs. Dream- girl and I'm through with Peachy, I mean with my ex" replied Spiderman, his "eyes" watching them.
"Oh I see not" said Ron, and his heart gave a happy leap.
"So, guys we need to get going and find the girls, don't we?" asked Spiderman, getting up
"Yeah sure why not, but it is much quieter now" said Tyler
When Spiderman was going to answer, there was a great sound, and as they turned around, they saw whales jumping up and down, falling on anything that was on their way.
"Uh-oh mating season, we better get outta here before one of those whales falls on us" said Spiderman, as he threw one of those spider web thingies from his arm, and flew away.
Tyler and Ron and Harry started running the way Spiderman had gone.
The two captive princes were brought to the girls' cell. Katy's mouth hanged open, for she was in love with one of them. Eric, the younger, was tall, with brown hair, and brown eyes, and Tobey, tall with light brown hair and blue eyes, was the oldest. Katy's eyes were oozing the same way Eric was and she finally leaped on him and tried to hug him.
"ARGH!" screamed Eric, as he tried to free himself. Tobey just stared down at his shoes and sighed sadly. "Damn it I wish my mother hadn't died and my father hadn't gone out to fish and never come back. If father was still here…nothing much would've happened, but if mother was here she'd have smacked that Hinky Slurpy already!" exclaimed Tobey, smiling at the very thought.
"There is still one chance we will be rescued" said Kat, as she sat down next to Tobey "the guys are still out there, and, miraculously, they will save us…or so I hope." These last words she prayed and whispered to herself.
Eric was hiding behind Hermione, because Katy was almost drooling over him (a/n not in real life ok guys??!! Sorry if I made you unhappy, the world isn't perfect and I ain't no exception.). Katy just wanted to hug him forever and marry him so she could live happily ever after…Eric just wanted to get out of her reach and run away in his future-to-be Bugatti, at the maximum speed of 405 km/hr, with its 18 cylinder motor, and price of seventeen thousand million bucks. He said this out loud and everyone stared at him in plain silence. He flushed and started eating an orange.
"Well if we just stay here crossed-armed, nothing will happen, cause knowing the guys, they will be looking for a portal to go back to earth. They probably forgot who we are already!" cried Monica, and she felt a bump in her pocket, and taking a peek, she took out a lump of cheddar cheese puff. "Oh dear, we forgot we're alone with Jade! Pity us, Martha Stewarts!" cried she, as she tossed Jade the cheese puff on the floor. Suddenly, Jade the cheese puff started jumping like one of those crazy beans, and there he was, in person, curling on the floor. Eric gave a blood-curling scream, and he said "JADE!!! Yo sup bro?" and he patted his back strongly, which made Katy drool even more.
"Uh? Me? Bro? Yo? Wha? Oh damn Eric, dude, wasup?" said Jade, getting up and laughing
"I'm fine man! I see you haven't stopped being in girls' pockets uh? And he winked and laughed.
Monica hit them both over the heads with grapefruit, and they both quieted a little bit. They retired to a lonely corner and started talking about the past, and all that blab.
Monica hadn't taken her eyes off her hand, who was glowing purple.
"Hey, why is my hand glowing purple?" asked she as everyone gathered around her hand.
"Hey this is the sign that Spiderman is near!" exclaimed Tobey, and for the first time, Monica looked at him and she fell in love with him. It was just like Katy except he wasn't scared of her.
"Well, at least he's near and might pop up and save us or something" said Grace hopefully,
as Hermione went back with Jade and Eric, to try and stop Katy from attacking Eric.
"Okay, now you all be quiet and let me knock those walking cubes out so we can go in" whispered Spiderman to the guys. Harry was still picking his nose, and wherever a booger fell, there grew a nose shaped flower. Tyler, Harry, and Ron stayed behind some bushes, and Spiderman flew up above the main door where two square looking walking cubes stood guarding, and then BOOM he fell on them and started beating the hell outta them. After being done, he signaled the three walking sticks to come forward, and they tried to force open the door. Finally, after trying in vane, Tyler grabbed his katana (finally) and cut the door. Then the pieces of the marshmallow door fell, and they could get through.
The walked silently, excepting for some noises coming from Harry that sounded like "I lick chickens" and "roar". Finally they reached the main dungeons door, and went in. Hermione caught sight of them, and got up from her comfortable puff, and threw away her apple, and went to meet them.
"Ah finally you guys have come!" and she eyed Spiderman "who the heck are you?"
Monica stood up and winced in pain, for her hand was completely purple, and Tobey was trying to calm her down. Spiderman ran towards her and examined her hand. He said:
"Ah yes I can quite assure I'm here" and Monica just stared at him. "What you want me to say? I am here geez" and he stood there.
Suddenly, Hinky Slurpy the 567th came in running and screaming "nose shaped flower in my soup!!" and he broke through the dungeons and came to a halt.
"Hippy lippy yo, why are you all here? Spiderman indeed!" and he tried to catch him but Spiderman ducked and flew out the window.
"Who has provoked all these nose shaped flowers to come and be about in my soup, hippy lippy yo?!" demanded he, and Harry came forth, picking his nose.
"It was me, but I don't have a tissue!!" and started croaking and wincing.
"Hark! Hippy lippy yo you shall be punished and" he pointed at Monica "you too because that purple hand reminds me of my ex wife." And saying this he took off, leaving two walking cubes to come and get them.
"Oh no they're taking my sister!" cried Chrissie, grabbing Tobey by the foot
"Ouch don't take her away!" exclaimed Tobey, grabbing Monica by the hand but missing her.
"Oh no Chrissie has gone berserk!" cried Grace, gulping a glass of lead juice "mmm good".
"Oh no Grace is drinking poison!" said Kat, as she tried to grab the glass out of her reach
"Oh no we're all confounded!" cried Katy, as she grabbed Eric in the confusion and kissed him
"This is fun" Ron told Jade, as they sat down and started eating fruits.
A walking cube came in and told them "the execution of the girl and the boy will take place tomorrow, first thing in the morning, and you shall all be there".
Chapter 8: Hinky Slurpy is very slurpy
Harry screamed like a little girl and went to hide under a miniature rock. Ron stood paralyzed behind Hermione, while she was on her knees, praying to Martha Stewarts. One of the walking cubes fired at Jade and hit him, making him turn into a cheddar cheese puff. Chrissie ducked to eat him, but Monica grabbed Jade, and put him inside her pocket saying "um no. Deserves him well for thinking about girls in bikinis instead of saving the princes", to which Chrissie hissed at her.
Hinky the Slurpy's carriage stopped in front of a crouching Kat, and, stepping down, he spoke in a rather muffled voice that sounded like a cat hissing and nails being passed over a blackboard.
"Hippy lippy yo, who shall you all be?" and he shook his long green sheet of greasy green hair. Sara stepped in front of Kat, and said "Er, we are…um…people…who got lost in this, er, beautiful land of yours" and Tyler winced. Monica poked him, and he quieted down.
"Why do you, evil Hinky the Slurpy the 567th have taken the 2 princes prisoners?" said Monica, stepping in front of Sara, who was drinking a slurpy.
"Hippy lippy yo, I have not…well maybe I have, but I was bored geez, and they were always sitting there in their thrones, and I thought 'hippy lippy yo, what shall I do to make this special?' and decided to kidnap them." Said the crab, as he settled down back in his carriage.
"Well, why don't you set them free and tell them to make their rule snappy?" offered Grace, who was tucking her shirt.
"Alas you're both so wise, but hippy lippy yo, I don't think so. Say, we are in need of 6 girls like you" and he pointed at Chrissie, Katy, Kat, Grace, Hermione, and Monica "to be my son's ladies-in-waiting, just because he wants to be seen with girls, since all of them in our village are bloody ugly!" said Hinky the Slurpy the 567th. He snapped his fingers, and four walking cubes came and took the girls prisoners, while the guys just stood there, drooling over the Kiss shaped carriages, not noticing that Jason was missing and that the girls were being driven away. Sara said "stop" and she tried to kick them like in the Matrix, but a walking cube poured honey all over her while she was in the air, and she was stuck to the air.
"Oh great, we're in the royal jail" winced Hermione, as she sat down on a comfortable puff. The jail wasn't so bad…they had air conditioning and heater, TV, music, and food surrounding them. "I feel just so bad" said Kat sarcastically as she grabbed a banana (a/n it wasn't the banana Chrissie is thinking!!!).
"Damn it we've lost the girls!" said Tyler, as he sat down on a flying whale, who was fast asleep. "How are we gonna get them back? We don't even know where the stupid castle is!" cried Ron. "Hush Ron, I'm sure we can fix it…you can, cause my dental appointment is in about 6 minutes, and I'm off!" said Sara, and she vanished after a curtain of misty shoes.
"Oh great, now we're alone" cried Harry, who was picking his nose.
"Well, I guess this is the time when I'm supposed to take action with my katana" and he patted his katana " but I don't know how to use it and I'm too short." Said Tyler.
Just then, a figure swapped over them, and hanged on a tree. When Harry got up for a closer look, Spiderman (a/n can you guess who it is, Jason?) showed his face, as he was hanging upside down like in the movie commercial.
"Hi" he said as Harry jumped back, scared and coiled around Ron, who was watching Spiderman attentively. "I heard the bunch of girls you guys were with have been kidnapped; am I of any help to you guys?" offered Spiderman, as he stepped down from the carrot tree. Spiderman was broad-shouldered, with bulging biceps, but he was yet light and speedy thus flexible. Somehow the manner of his speaking was familiar to all of them except they were so dumbstruck they didn't think they actually knew him.
"Roar" said Harry, as he watched Spiderman seat down on a bubble rock.
"Tell us, Spiderman, did you really get involved with that brunette girl, what's-her-name?" asked Ron, obviously envious.
"Um, well in the movie, but in real life, I still haven't found Mrs. Dream- girl and I'm through with Peachy, I mean with my ex" replied Spiderman, his "eyes" watching them.
"Oh I see not" said Ron, and his heart gave a happy leap.
"So, guys we need to get going and find the girls, don't we?" asked Spiderman, getting up
"Yeah sure why not, but it is much quieter now" said Tyler
When Spiderman was going to answer, there was a great sound, and as they turned around, they saw whales jumping up and down, falling on anything that was on their way.
"Uh-oh mating season, we better get outta here before one of those whales falls on us" said Spiderman, as he threw one of those spider web thingies from his arm, and flew away.
Tyler and Ron and Harry started running the way Spiderman had gone.
The two captive princes were brought to the girls' cell. Katy's mouth hanged open, for she was in love with one of them. Eric, the younger, was tall, with brown hair, and brown eyes, and Tobey, tall with light brown hair and blue eyes, was the oldest. Katy's eyes were oozing the same way Eric was and she finally leaped on him and tried to hug him.
"ARGH!" screamed Eric, as he tried to free himself. Tobey just stared down at his shoes and sighed sadly. "Damn it I wish my mother hadn't died and my father hadn't gone out to fish and never come back. If father was still here…nothing much would've happened, but if mother was here she'd have smacked that Hinky Slurpy already!" exclaimed Tobey, smiling at the very thought.
"There is still one chance we will be rescued" said Kat, as she sat down next to Tobey "the guys are still out there, and, miraculously, they will save us…or so I hope." These last words she prayed and whispered to herself.
Eric was hiding behind Hermione, because Katy was almost drooling over him (a/n not in real life ok guys??!! Sorry if I made you unhappy, the world isn't perfect and I ain't no exception.). Katy just wanted to hug him forever and marry him so she could live happily ever after…Eric just wanted to get out of her reach and run away in his future-to-be Bugatti, at the maximum speed of 405 km/hr, with its 18 cylinder motor, and price of seventeen thousand million bucks. He said this out loud and everyone stared at him in plain silence. He flushed and started eating an orange.
"Well if we just stay here crossed-armed, nothing will happen, cause knowing the guys, they will be looking for a portal to go back to earth. They probably forgot who we are already!" cried Monica, and she felt a bump in her pocket, and taking a peek, she took out a lump of cheddar cheese puff. "Oh dear, we forgot we're alone with Jade! Pity us, Martha Stewarts!" cried she, as she tossed Jade the cheese puff on the floor. Suddenly, Jade the cheese puff started jumping like one of those crazy beans, and there he was, in person, curling on the floor. Eric gave a blood-curling scream, and he said "JADE!!! Yo sup bro?" and he patted his back strongly, which made Katy drool even more.
"Uh? Me? Bro? Yo? Wha? Oh damn Eric, dude, wasup?" said Jade, getting up and laughing
"I'm fine man! I see you haven't stopped being in girls' pockets uh? And he winked and laughed.
Monica hit them both over the heads with grapefruit, and they both quieted a little bit. They retired to a lonely corner and started talking about the past, and all that blab.
Monica hadn't taken her eyes off her hand, who was glowing purple.
"Hey, why is my hand glowing purple?" asked she as everyone gathered around her hand.
"Hey this is the sign that Spiderman is near!" exclaimed Tobey, and for the first time, Monica looked at him and she fell in love with him. It was just like Katy except he wasn't scared of her.
"Well, at least he's near and might pop up and save us or something" said Grace hopefully,
as Hermione went back with Jade and Eric, to try and stop Katy from attacking Eric.
"Okay, now you all be quiet and let me knock those walking cubes out so we can go in" whispered Spiderman to the guys. Harry was still picking his nose, and wherever a booger fell, there grew a nose shaped flower. Tyler, Harry, and Ron stayed behind some bushes, and Spiderman flew up above the main door where two square looking walking cubes stood guarding, and then BOOM he fell on them and started beating the hell outta them. After being done, he signaled the three walking sticks to come forward, and they tried to force open the door. Finally, after trying in vane, Tyler grabbed his katana (finally) and cut the door. Then the pieces of the marshmallow door fell, and they could get through.
The walked silently, excepting for some noises coming from Harry that sounded like "I lick chickens" and "roar". Finally they reached the main dungeons door, and went in. Hermione caught sight of them, and got up from her comfortable puff, and threw away her apple, and went to meet them.
"Ah finally you guys have come!" and she eyed Spiderman "who the heck are you?"
Monica stood up and winced in pain, for her hand was completely purple, and Tobey was trying to calm her down. Spiderman ran towards her and examined her hand. He said:
"Ah yes I can quite assure I'm here" and Monica just stared at him. "What you want me to say? I am here geez" and he stood there.
Suddenly, Hinky Slurpy the 567th came in running and screaming "nose shaped flower in my soup!!" and he broke through the dungeons and came to a halt.
"Hippy lippy yo, why are you all here? Spiderman indeed!" and he tried to catch him but Spiderman ducked and flew out the window.
"Who has provoked all these nose shaped flowers to come and be about in my soup, hippy lippy yo?!" demanded he, and Harry came forth, picking his nose.
"It was me, but I don't have a tissue!!" and started croaking and wincing.
"Hark! Hippy lippy yo you shall be punished and" he pointed at Monica "you too because that purple hand reminds me of my ex wife." And saying this he took off, leaving two walking cubes to come and get them.
"Oh no they're taking my sister!" cried Chrissie, grabbing Tobey by the foot
"Ouch don't take her away!" exclaimed Tobey, grabbing Monica by the hand but missing her.
"Oh no Chrissie has gone berserk!" cried Grace, gulping a glass of lead juice "mmm good".
"Oh no Grace is drinking poison!" said Kat, as she tried to grab the glass out of her reach
"Oh no we're all confounded!" cried Katy, as she grabbed Eric in the confusion and kissed him
"This is fun" Ron told Jade, as they sat down and started eating fruits.
A walking cube came in and told them "the execution of the girl and the boy will take place tomorrow, first thing in the morning, and you shall all be there".