"Today is Lovely White's day. Your my best friend, Lovely White. On
Opening, I was surprised that the box is full of happy. Good Luck everyone"-
Grace's new motto gotten from my bad-translated Japanese stationary.
Chapter 11: Return to Hogwarts?
They were all scattered about on the ground. Yes, they were in Hogwarts, specifically in the Great Hall, but it couldn't look less like Hogwarts.
Eminem had been sent to his house or wherever he lived, accompanied by Spiderman. That was one thing to check off the list of troubles. For starters, the tables had been partly burned and the windows were broken; what was left of the windows was on the floor. The rags that used to be curtains were also about the ground. The great oak doors that withstood blocking the entrance had been harmed as well: one was half missing, the other was not even there at all.
"Um, what happened in here? I have a funny feeling about this…" said Chrissie
"…Do the DEW..." screamed harry at her ear and she jumped forward, hitting Tyler, who hit Jade, who hit Monica, who slapped him.
"Oh…sorry Jade" said she
"Mmmm" said Jade.
They watchfully walked around, 'til they reached the main entrance; their mouths dropped and Hermione silently let out a bloodcurdling scream.
Dementors were turning some Hafflepuff students into cows, and some Gryffindor students into paper balls. The Slytherins, however, were at a corner, sitting comfortably, talking to LORD VOLDEMORT. They were drinking tea, sitting on chairs brought from some of the common rooms. Lord Voldemort was wearing a long black cape, that covered himself from head to toe, but there was no mistaking him, for Harry curled about and yelled in pain, clutching his forehead.
Monica Held him, and she and Chrissie looked up at Lord Voldemort, their half brother. Monica held her breath and hesitated; then spoke.
"Chrissie, we are going to have to tell him before he zaps us all off like cats in microwaves…he ought to know that we're family! Even Harry is his family!"
"True" said Chrissie, shivering "but he would still wanna kill Harry." And she kneeled down so that the three brothers were together, closely.
A pair of Dementors came floating by them, and they suddenly felt sad, and empty. One of them pushed them towards Lord Voldemort, and they all followed reluctantly. Lord Voldemort incorporated himself, and sent the Slytherins off, except Malfoy, Crabb, and Goyle. When Monica saw Malfoy, she jumped on him and started pulling his hair. Tobey grabbed her and brought her back to his side.
Lord Voldemort spoke: "Ah finally, I get to be here, in the old school, and I have the pleasure to find Harry Potter…now I can finally kill you in a place that suits you, am I wrong?" and he laughed cruelly and coldly. Just then Chrissie jumped on Voldemort's lap and she hugged him. Lord Voldemort looked at her, and was about to get out his wand to zap her, when Monica did the same thing.
"AW BROTHER!!! WE MISSED YOU SO!" yelled Chrissie, curling on his lap and hugging him tighter.
"Hey Tom, how come you never visited us on Christmas? I had the presents ready!!" demanded Monica as she kissed him on the cheek.
"Stop this nonsense! What rubbish are you filthy girls talking about??!" yelled Lord Voldemort
"Well, we do have a secret that you ought to know, Tom dear…" said Monica as she stood up and pulled Chrissie with her.
"Yes, but it is a happy secret! Oh wait you don't like happy secrets…sorry brother" she said as she took out a piece of cheese and ate it.
Monica stretched, and put a serious face that scared Ron, who jumped behind Kat, and hid behind Tyler.
"Well, it all started with out naughty parents, both Harry's mum, our mum, and your dad, our dad. They got together, and had us; we're Siamese twin sisters. I was born a month before, but it was all cool" Monica said proudly.
"Yes, and what's best is that you're our half brother, and we're your half sisters, so us together share the same powers as you have!! Isn't that just cool?" Chrissie said, jumping up and down.
Tom Marvolo Riddle eyed them quizzically, and thought for a moment, while Tyler made faces to Chrissie, and she gave them back. Jade picked his nose, Kat curled her hair with her finger, Ron was looking through his pants (a/n his POCKETS not whatever you're thinking), and Tobey and Monica were flirting.
After a long wait of 3 minutes, Tom stood up, and talked slowly and clearly:
"Well, I can't deny that my father was a **** but I shall say that I will not be seen with girls like you. Hence, I'm sure the powers you "posses" are nothing more than tiny sparks of love or something. Thus, I shall not be fooled by such girls like you." And he sat back and drank deeply from his cup of tea.
Chrissie got mad at being insulted, Harry was utterly amazed he was still alive, and Monica's face was about to explode. Chrissie and Monica united their hands up in the air, closed their eyes, and suddenly Lord Voldemort was turned into a grasshopper. It hopped away and got lost in the camouflage of the grass and weeds. Dementors shrank back and stood there, transfixed, like everybody else.
All the kids that had been transformed into something came back to their usual state, and the Slytherins started to whisper madly. Monica and Chrissie, grabbed Harry and pulled him up; he just glared at his half sisters. They had been ever so powerful and never said a word about it.
"well….I-I never thought…I….wow!" said Hermione, as Ron's mouth hanged open. Kat, Tyler, Jade, and Tobey started talking at once and there was confusion. Then:
"OK QUIET!" Chrissie stood up from the crowd and silenced them. "Fallow me inside all of you! If you're Hogwart's students please go back inside to your common rooms and your prefects shall take you back to normality! If you're with us, please gather around!" and Chrissie and Monica moved away from the chattering crowd.
"Ok, here's the deal; we found out our power just days ago. We thought we might've had powers before, hence we were right, but we never ever imagined that they could be at same height as Tom. Now that we have found out, we're pretty much as powerful as Lord Voldemort; no matter how many new spells he learns, we get them too. Somehow we're connected to his knowledge. But we can't get inside his mind, so don't try to ask us what he plans." Finished Monica sharply.
Everyone nodded and then asked some more. Chrissie and Monica answered their questions as best as they could, even though Harry's (how come I can't eat the moon if it's cheese?) question was out of the point. After Harry's second pointless question (why do girls and boys have different things….?"), they went inside and sat in the common room.
Spiderman, I mean Jason, I mean Spiderman came to Hogwarts in the dead of the night; he went straight to Monica, Chrissie, Grace, and Kat's room, and broke in. Of course, Kat screamed, Grace hid behind the four- poster bed, Chrissie grabbed Monica, and Monica went towards Spiderman (not knowing it was him) with a baseball bat. She tried to hit him, but Spiderman grabbed her by the waist and pulled her to the ceiling, and put her upside down, just like he was, in front of him.
"Hello, were you planning on use the bat on me?" asked Spiderman, supposedly grinning.
"Oh…OOOHHHHH hi Jas- I mean Spiderman! I didn't know it was you! is the blood coming up my head yet?" asked Monica, smiling back.
"No, not yet, although it will soon…um, I was wondering if I could spend the night here, at Hogwarts, since my mum closed all windows and doors, and I can't get in…." asked he.
"Well…in this same room? I suppose you could…I don't think the girls would mind, WOULD YOU?" she called back to them. They shook their heads, meaning NO, and then she asked Spiderman-
"Um, would you mind putting me down? Er, my pjs aren't great upside down!" said she and flushed
"Oh…sorry" said Spiderman as he put her down.
"Well" said Kat "you can sleep in Katy's empty bed, since she's somewhere with Eric….sniff sniff" and she sat on her bed and sort of wept. Chrissie sat next to her and consoled her. Monica looked at Spiderman and said-
"So…do you…sleep in that? Because all of our pjs are girl's….wait I will ask Harry for an extra pair…"
"No, no, not Harry...he probably sleeps in The Little Princess' pjs or something… um I rather just sleep with something from Seamus…where is his room?" asked Spiderman, taking his mask-cloth-face thingy off.
"Ohh you took that cloth thingy off!!! Kirsten should be here to kiss you!! And you should be upside down! Go and get upside down, put that thing back on!!" and she ushered him to do so.
Suddenly, there was a purple light, and Cinderella (from the Records of the Fairy Tale Kingdom) fell in the room. She stood up, swept the dust off her dress, and turned to Jason.
"Ah, monsieur….my little Spider…I want another kiss NOW" she ordered. She came closer and took the cloth thing off his face, (like in the Spiderman movie) slowly. When her lips were an inch from his, Spiderman yelled and ran behind Monica and Grace, who had taken cameras out and took pictures.
"COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW I WANT A FOURTH KISS NOW!!" and he ran away from her and she followed.
Monica and Grace looked at each other, then looked at Kat, who was glaring at them. They all shrugged, and went to sleep.
Chapter 11: Return to Hogwarts?
They were all scattered about on the ground. Yes, they were in Hogwarts, specifically in the Great Hall, but it couldn't look less like Hogwarts.
Eminem had been sent to his house or wherever he lived, accompanied by Spiderman. That was one thing to check off the list of troubles. For starters, the tables had been partly burned and the windows were broken; what was left of the windows was on the floor. The rags that used to be curtains were also about the ground. The great oak doors that withstood blocking the entrance had been harmed as well: one was half missing, the other was not even there at all.
"Um, what happened in here? I have a funny feeling about this…" said Chrissie
"…Do the DEW..." screamed harry at her ear and she jumped forward, hitting Tyler, who hit Jade, who hit Monica, who slapped him.
"Oh…sorry Jade" said she
"Mmmm" said Jade.
They watchfully walked around, 'til they reached the main entrance; their mouths dropped and Hermione silently let out a bloodcurdling scream.
Dementors were turning some Hafflepuff students into cows, and some Gryffindor students into paper balls. The Slytherins, however, were at a corner, sitting comfortably, talking to LORD VOLDEMORT. They were drinking tea, sitting on chairs brought from some of the common rooms. Lord Voldemort was wearing a long black cape, that covered himself from head to toe, but there was no mistaking him, for Harry curled about and yelled in pain, clutching his forehead.
Monica Held him, and she and Chrissie looked up at Lord Voldemort, their half brother. Monica held her breath and hesitated; then spoke.
"Chrissie, we are going to have to tell him before he zaps us all off like cats in microwaves…he ought to know that we're family! Even Harry is his family!"
"True" said Chrissie, shivering "but he would still wanna kill Harry." And she kneeled down so that the three brothers were together, closely.
A pair of Dementors came floating by them, and they suddenly felt sad, and empty. One of them pushed them towards Lord Voldemort, and they all followed reluctantly. Lord Voldemort incorporated himself, and sent the Slytherins off, except Malfoy, Crabb, and Goyle. When Monica saw Malfoy, she jumped on him and started pulling his hair. Tobey grabbed her and brought her back to his side.
Lord Voldemort spoke: "Ah finally, I get to be here, in the old school, and I have the pleasure to find Harry Potter…now I can finally kill you in a place that suits you, am I wrong?" and he laughed cruelly and coldly. Just then Chrissie jumped on Voldemort's lap and she hugged him. Lord Voldemort looked at her, and was about to get out his wand to zap her, when Monica did the same thing.
"AW BROTHER!!! WE MISSED YOU SO!" yelled Chrissie, curling on his lap and hugging him tighter.
"Hey Tom, how come you never visited us on Christmas? I had the presents ready!!" demanded Monica as she kissed him on the cheek.
"Stop this nonsense! What rubbish are you filthy girls talking about??!" yelled Lord Voldemort
"Well, we do have a secret that you ought to know, Tom dear…" said Monica as she stood up and pulled Chrissie with her.
"Yes, but it is a happy secret! Oh wait you don't like happy secrets…sorry brother" she said as she took out a piece of cheese and ate it.
Monica stretched, and put a serious face that scared Ron, who jumped behind Kat, and hid behind Tyler.
"Well, it all started with out naughty parents, both Harry's mum, our mum, and your dad, our dad. They got together, and had us; we're Siamese twin sisters. I was born a month before, but it was all cool" Monica said proudly.
"Yes, and what's best is that you're our half brother, and we're your half sisters, so us together share the same powers as you have!! Isn't that just cool?" Chrissie said, jumping up and down.
Tom Marvolo Riddle eyed them quizzically, and thought for a moment, while Tyler made faces to Chrissie, and she gave them back. Jade picked his nose, Kat curled her hair with her finger, Ron was looking through his pants (a/n his POCKETS not whatever you're thinking), and Tobey and Monica were flirting.
After a long wait of 3 minutes, Tom stood up, and talked slowly and clearly:
"Well, I can't deny that my father was a **** but I shall say that I will not be seen with girls like you. Hence, I'm sure the powers you "posses" are nothing more than tiny sparks of love or something. Thus, I shall not be fooled by such girls like you." And he sat back and drank deeply from his cup of tea.
Chrissie got mad at being insulted, Harry was utterly amazed he was still alive, and Monica's face was about to explode. Chrissie and Monica united their hands up in the air, closed their eyes, and suddenly Lord Voldemort was turned into a grasshopper. It hopped away and got lost in the camouflage of the grass and weeds. Dementors shrank back and stood there, transfixed, like everybody else.
All the kids that had been transformed into something came back to their usual state, and the Slytherins started to whisper madly. Monica and Chrissie, grabbed Harry and pulled him up; he just glared at his half sisters. They had been ever so powerful and never said a word about it.
"well….I-I never thought…I….wow!" said Hermione, as Ron's mouth hanged open. Kat, Tyler, Jade, and Tobey started talking at once and there was confusion. Then:
"OK QUIET!" Chrissie stood up from the crowd and silenced them. "Fallow me inside all of you! If you're Hogwart's students please go back inside to your common rooms and your prefects shall take you back to normality! If you're with us, please gather around!" and Chrissie and Monica moved away from the chattering crowd.
"Ok, here's the deal; we found out our power just days ago. We thought we might've had powers before, hence we were right, but we never ever imagined that they could be at same height as Tom. Now that we have found out, we're pretty much as powerful as Lord Voldemort; no matter how many new spells he learns, we get them too. Somehow we're connected to his knowledge. But we can't get inside his mind, so don't try to ask us what he plans." Finished Monica sharply.
Everyone nodded and then asked some more. Chrissie and Monica answered their questions as best as they could, even though Harry's (how come I can't eat the moon if it's cheese?) question was out of the point. After Harry's second pointless question (why do girls and boys have different things….?"), they went inside and sat in the common room.
Spiderman, I mean Jason, I mean Spiderman came to Hogwarts in the dead of the night; he went straight to Monica, Chrissie, Grace, and Kat's room, and broke in. Of course, Kat screamed, Grace hid behind the four- poster bed, Chrissie grabbed Monica, and Monica went towards Spiderman (not knowing it was him) with a baseball bat. She tried to hit him, but Spiderman grabbed her by the waist and pulled her to the ceiling, and put her upside down, just like he was, in front of him.
"Hello, were you planning on use the bat on me?" asked Spiderman, supposedly grinning.
"Oh…OOOHHHHH hi Jas- I mean Spiderman! I didn't know it was you! is the blood coming up my head yet?" asked Monica, smiling back.
"No, not yet, although it will soon…um, I was wondering if I could spend the night here, at Hogwarts, since my mum closed all windows and doors, and I can't get in…." asked he.
"Well…in this same room? I suppose you could…I don't think the girls would mind, WOULD YOU?" she called back to them. They shook their heads, meaning NO, and then she asked Spiderman-
"Um, would you mind putting me down? Er, my pjs aren't great upside down!" said she and flushed
"Oh…sorry" said Spiderman as he put her down.
"Well" said Kat "you can sleep in Katy's empty bed, since she's somewhere with Eric….sniff sniff" and she sat on her bed and sort of wept. Chrissie sat next to her and consoled her. Monica looked at Spiderman and said-
"So…do you…sleep in that? Because all of our pjs are girl's….wait I will ask Harry for an extra pair…"
"No, no, not Harry...he probably sleeps in The Little Princess' pjs or something… um I rather just sleep with something from Seamus…where is his room?" asked Spiderman, taking his mask-cloth-face thingy off.
"Ohh you took that cloth thingy off!!! Kirsten should be here to kiss you!! And you should be upside down! Go and get upside down, put that thing back on!!" and she ushered him to do so.
Suddenly, there was a purple light, and Cinderella (from the Records of the Fairy Tale Kingdom) fell in the room. She stood up, swept the dust off her dress, and turned to Jason.
"Ah, monsieur….my little Spider…I want another kiss NOW" she ordered. She came closer and took the cloth thing off his face, (like in the Spiderman movie) slowly. When her lips were an inch from his, Spiderman yelled and ran behind Monica and Grace, who had taken cameras out and took pictures.
"COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW I WANT A FOURTH KISS NOW!!" and he ran away from her and she followed.
Monica and Grace looked at each other, then looked at Kat, who was glaring at them. They all shrugged, and went to sleep.