"I'm not gonna insult you…" "Why not??" "mmmm" "Because I'm too lazy"
-Part of Jason's, Monica's, and Grace's dialog
Chapter 12: The magical Key and the cat fight with WWF wrestlers
Seamus was awakened by Monica and Spiderman, although he was sort of wrestling Ron, because he thought Spiderman was trying to kidnap his slippers.
"Er, Seamus, will you be kind enough to lend some pjs to Spiderman here? If you don't I will make sure you get eaten by a manticore, while I watch from above a cherry tree, eating popcorn" she said, as she smiled and rubbed her knuckles.
"Er, yes…indeed! Um, so how is Katy doing?" asked Seamus shyly, while he opened a drawer, and took out some linen pjs.
"Oh…yeah she is fine, I guess. I mean she is married to a king…I'm only with his brother!" said Monica as she took the pjs, and turned around. "Now, you two! Stop that, or I will make sure you both get manicures AND pedicures!" she warned Spiderman and Ron. Ron bolted up to her and said "will I really get a manicure??"
"No, you sushi head I was just trying to take Jas- I mean Spiderman away…now come!" and she grabbed Spiderman (aka Jason aka Spiderman aka Jason…) by his wrist and snatched him out of the room.
"Now, I'm so happy you locked Cinderella in that boy's room…what was his name, Malfoy?" asked Spiderman, catching up with Monica. She nodded and rolled her eyes. She also grunted.
Suddenly, Harry jumped from behind them, and threw them aside; Harry closed a door, and late, Monica recognized it was the portrait of the Fat Lady. She grunted even louder.
"D*** it!!! Now what? She isn't here!" and she aimed to kick the portrait, but she kicked the wall and whimpered. Spiderman caught her by the ankle and held her upside down. She folded her arms and asked-
"Why do you keep on doing that?"
"I don't know it's fun though…So now how do we get in?" Spiderman asked, shaking her by the ankle.
"Well….for one, get me down!! Then, I will have to think about something…" and Spiderman let go of her and she fell down, with an OUCH!
"Now, where are those two?" asked Chrissie, peeking out the door, and whimpering. Grace and Kat quickly looked her way, but she just giggled and whispered "Keanu…" and went back in. Grace sighed and said "well, let's go down and look for them…maybe they got lost, or maybe-"
"OR maybe, Cinderella found her way back, and kidnapped Spiderman and Malfoy kidnapped Monica and Keanu came and thought it was me, but grabbing Monica, and realizing that she was just my sister, let go of her and is looking for me right now!!!" Chrissie finished breathlessly. She sat down again, and went to sleep.
Kat and Grace shook their heads, and thought that she was on too much butterbeer… Then they ventured out.
Tyler crept out, peered to check if anyone was in sight, and then hurried out the room, to the Gryffindor common room. He opened the portrait and crept outside. The back of his head's hairs prickled, and a chill was zooming up his spine. He heard something; he crouched in the darkness and listened sharply. He felt something jump on him, and he was face to face with Spiderman.
"HEY! Let go!! It's me Tyler!" cried Tyler as he sort of tried to go free.
"Oh…sorry Tyler…can't be too careful…Monica told me the story of Sponge-Bob Square pants and now I'm scared!!" and he let go of him, and grabbed Tyler's collar and raised him up like a loaf of bread.
"Now what's all this fuss?" came Monica and asked "oh hi Tyler…What ya doing here so late?"
"Same goes for you" and he tried to raise his right eyebrow, but couldn't.
"Well we got here cause Harry tossed us out…can't figure out why but he did, and the Fat Lady has gone on a night time stroll… so we're stuck…with you" and she fainted…then stood up.
"Oh…well it is a pleasure to be with you too" he retorted, and he went to open the nearest door, which turned out to be a closet, with Peeves inside. Buckets and mops fell on Tyler, as he wailed, and, astonishingly, Peeves hurried next to him, and started putting all the mops and buckets back at their rightful places-
"So sorry, little boy! Can't be too careful around here since that girl, Cinders or Fringes, whatever her name is appeared! She's been following all the boys around, and miraculously, me!" and he helped Tyler up even though he was a ghost and couldn't really help him up.
"Did you say, that Cinderella is following every boy around? Well, that's unique…. So like her!" replied Monica, laughing maliciously. Tyler and Spiderman looked at her funny, to which she replied by scratching her ear.
Suddenly, they hear a sound alike the wind when is blowing like mad, chills were shooting up their spines, and Spiderman hanged onto Monica's arm, while she was hanging on for dear life by a door. Tyler hinged to Spiderman's foot, and suddenly, a clear white light flashed, and they were sucked by a black hole to who knows where.
RING went the bell, and The Rock and Chris Jericho jumped on themselves like wild canaries.
Spiderman, Monica, and Tyler shook their heads, and looked around; they were in the perfect middle of the WWF ring, and The Rock and Chris Jericho were staring at them with the utmost curiosity they could show. Tyler stood up and screeched "THE ROCK!!!" and went zooming towards him, and grabbed his left leg. The Rock looked at the little imp that was hanging from his leg, and looked at Chris Jericho. He advanced on him, and they both grabbed Tyler, sending him 50 ft away from the ring.
"I'm...*choke* okay!" and Tyler fainted.
Monica and Spiderman looked at each other, and then The Rock went towards Spiderman and examined him; Jericho went and did the same thing. Then, Jericho said:
"Wow, this is the first super hero that you (to the Rock) can't call Monkey ass or candy ass, Rock!" and he patted Spiderman's head. Spiderman looked imploringly at Monica, who, in return shrugged.
"Um, excuse me, misters The Rock and Chris Jericho, besides telling you that I LOVE YOU, um, do you happen to know why we shall be here?" and she put puppy eyes and an angel face. The Rock and Chris Jericho looked at her, and they said gently "No, but we're happy to have you here! Would you mind for a cup of tea?" and Jericho yelled for a chair, which one of the speakers threw. The other speaker threw Tyler back up, and Monica sighed. Tyler started dancing tango with himself, and they all went to sit down and get some tea.
Suddenly, a great bubble emerged from no-where and Sponge Bob Square Pants appeared, with his silly friend, Patrick.
"Hey!! Look it's Spongy bobby squary panties!" squealed The Rock as he ran to meet them. Jericho followed reluctantly and they both started jumping like little boys. Tyler went and hugged Patrick who burped bubbly, to which the Rock squeaked delightedly. Monica turned to Spiderman and said-
"um, Jason how are we to get out of here? How did we get in here?!" and she rolled her eyes, because he had run to meet Bob, and was enjoying the parté. She sighed and then she looked up and saw a hanging cheese; that was utterly odd. Then, she looked better, and saw that Shoron was eating part of it. She rejoiced and called him "SHORON" and she waved a hand. Shoron looked and he let go of a ladder, so that she could climb.
"Hey Shoron, what are you doing here, eating a cheese, hanging from the ceiling??" she said as she "accommodated" herself on a hole on the cheese.
"Well, Selena was looking for me (A/N Selena and Shoron ARE together, but it's not like I narrate in here, it's better, ok?? Just checking I didn't offend anyone!), because I had forgotten her birthday (she was mad!) and so I decided to eat lunch up here!" and he bit a big chunk of cheese. Monica glanced down, and checked that they were still there, and not in the bubble, and replied-
"Well, you shouldn't have forgotten her birthday, I would've been mad as well, except I'm always mad, so you wouldn't know the difference…anyway, my priority is to get out of here, before Spiderman decides to call himself Spider-pants or Spider-Patrick or something." And she grabbed a little piece of cheese. "By the way, what time is it?"
"In here, which is USA, it's 4 p.m., and this is a late lunch I'm having right here, and I'm hungry!!" and he buried his whole face in a hole in the cheese and continued eating. Then he made his face appear again. "Oh and you got here cause the Key of Time was lost, and it's acting strange. It's been sending radio waves and transporting people everywhere…okay, maybe just you, Tyler, and Spiderman, but still…you are gonna have to get it back."
"Where, and how, and why?" asked Monica, eager to get back.
"Why would I know?" asked Shoron as he shoved Monica, and she fell with a yell. Spiderman caught her and he back to the parté.
Suddenly, there was a pop and Sponge Bob Square Pants and Patrick turned into a shiny Golden key with bright jewels of all imaginable colours, and then the key popped out of sight. Monica flew to where the key had been, and asked "what did you do with it??" as she looked at all the guys. They all shrugged and Jericho exploded with tears, because his fave cartoons had disappeared right after he had asked them how many girlfriends they had had. Monica told Spiderman and Tyler "listen, that key is what brought us here, and to get back to Hogwarts, we need to return it to it's rightful place, so help me catch it!".
They key reappeared, and shoved Tyler of his feet, and taking off with him.
-Part of Jason's, Monica's, and Grace's dialog
Chapter 12: The magical Key and the cat fight with WWF wrestlers
Seamus was awakened by Monica and Spiderman, although he was sort of wrestling Ron, because he thought Spiderman was trying to kidnap his slippers.
"Er, Seamus, will you be kind enough to lend some pjs to Spiderman here? If you don't I will make sure you get eaten by a manticore, while I watch from above a cherry tree, eating popcorn" she said, as she smiled and rubbed her knuckles.
"Er, yes…indeed! Um, so how is Katy doing?" asked Seamus shyly, while he opened a drawer, and took out some linen pjs.
"Oh…yeah she is fine, I guess. I mean she is married to a king…I'm only with his brother!" said Monica as she took the pjs, and turned around. "Now, you two! Stop that, or I will make sure you both get manicures AND pedicures!" she warned Spiderman and Ron. Ron bolted up to her and said "will I really get a manicure??"
"No, you sushi head I was just trying to take Jas- I mean Spiderman away…now come!" and she grabbed Spiderman (aka Jason aka Spiderman aka Jason…) by his wrist and snatched him out of the room.
"Now, I'm so happy you locked Cinderella in that boy's room…what was his name, Malfoy?" asked Spiderman, catching up with Monica. She nodded and rolled her eyes. She also grunted.
Suddenly, Harry jumped from behind them, and threw them aside; Harry closed a door, and late, Monica recognized it was the portrait of the Fat Lady. She grunted even louder.
"D*** it!!! Now what? She isn't here!" and she aimed to kick the portrait, but she kicked the wall and whimpered. Spiderman caught her by the ankle and held her upside down. She folded her arms and asked-
"Why do you keep on doing that?"
"I don't know it's fun though…So now how do we get in?" Spiderman asked, shaking her by the ankle.
"Well….for one, get me down!! Then, I will have to think about something…" and Spiderman let go of her and she fell down, with an OUCH!
"Now, where are those two?" asked Chrissie, peeking out the door, and whimpering. Grace and Kat quickly looked her way, but she just giggled and whispered "Keanu…" and went back in. Grace sighed and said "well, let's go down and look for them…maybe they got lost, or maybe-"
"OR maybe, Cinderella found her way back, and kidnapped Spiderman and Malfoy kidnapped Monica and Keanu came and thought it was me, but grabbing Monica, and realizing that she was just my sister, let go of her and is looking for me right now!!!" Chrissie finished breathlessly. She sat down again, and went to sleep.
Kat and Grace shook their heads, and thought that she was on too much butterbeer… Then they ventured out.
Tyler crept out, peered to check if anyone was in sight, and then hurried out the room, to the Gryffindor common room. He opened the portrait and crept outside. The back of his head's hairs prickled, and a chill was zooming up his spine. He heard something; he crouched in the darkness and listened sharply. He felt something jump on him, and he was face to face with Spiderman.
"HEY! Let go!! It's me Tyler!" cried Tyler as he sort of tried to go free.
"Oh…sorry Tyler…can't be too careful…Monica told me the story of Sponge-Bob Square pants and now I'm scared!!" and he let go of him, and grabbed Tyler's collar and raised him up like a loaf of bread.
"Now what's all this fuss?" came Monica and asked "oh hi Tyler…What ya doing here so late?"
"Same goes for you" and he tried to raise his right eyebrow, but couldn't.
"Well we got here cause Harry tossed us out…can't figure out why but he did, and the Fat Lady has gone on a night time stroll… so we're stuck…with you" and she fainted…then stood up.
"Oh…well it is a pleasure to be with you too" he retorted, and he went to open the nearest door, which turned out to be a closet, with Peeves inside. Buckets and mops fell on Tyler, as he wailed, and, astonishingly, Peeves hurried next to him, and started putting all the mops and buckets back at their rightful places-
"So sorry, little boy! Can't be too careful around here since that girl, Cinders or Fringes, whatever her name is appeared! She's been following all the boys around, and miraculously, me!" and he helped Tyler up even though he was a ghost and couldn't really help him up.
"Did you say, that Cinderella is following every boy around? Well, that's unique…. So like her!" replied Monica, laughing maliciously. Tyler and Spiderman looked at her funny, to which she replied by scratching her ear.
Suddenly, they hear a sound alike the wind when is blowing like mad, chills were shooting up their spines, and Spiderman hanged onto Monica's arm, while she was hanging on for dear life by a door. Tyler hinged to Spiderman's foot, and suddenly, a clear white light flashed, and they were sucked by a black hole to who knows where.
RING went the bell, and The Rock and Chris Jericho jumped on themselves like wild canaries.
Spiderman, Monica, and Tyler shook their heads, and looked around; they were in the perfect middle of the WWF ring, and The Rock and Chris Jericho were staring at them with the utmost curiosity they could show. Tyler stood up and screeched "THE ROCK!!!" and went zooming towards him, and grabbed his left leg. The Rock looked at the little imp that was hanging from his leg, and looked at Chris Jericho. He advanced on him, and they both grabbed Tyler, sending him 50 ft away from the ring.
"I'm...*choke* okay!" and Tyler fainted.
Monica and Spiderman looked at each other, and then The Rock went towards Spiderman and examined him; Jericho went and did the same thing. Then, Jericho said:
"Wow, this is the first super hero that you (to the Rock) can't call Monkey ass or candy ass, Rock!" and he patted Spiderman's head. Spiderman looked imploringly at Monica, who, in return shrugged.
"Um, excuse me, misters The Rock and Chris Jericho, besides telling you that I LOVE YOU, um, do you happen to know why we shall be here?" and she put puppy eyes and an angel face. The Rock and Chris Jericho looked at her, and they said gently "No, but we're happy to have you here! Would you mind for a cup of tea?" and Jericho yelled for a chair, which one of the speakers threw. The other speaker threw Tyler back up, and Monica sighed. Tyler started dancing tango with himself, and they all went to sit down and get some tea.
Suddenly, a great bubble emerged from no-where and Sponge Bob Square Pants appeared, with his silly friend, Patrick.
"Hey!! Look it's Spongy bobby squary panties!" squealed The Rock as he ran to meet them. Jericho followed reluctantly and they both started jumping like little boys. Tyler went and hugged Patrick who burped bubbly, to which the Rock squeaked delightedly. Monica turned to Spiderman and said-
"um, Jason how are we to get out of here? How did we get in here?!" and she rolled her eyes, because he had run to meet Bob, and was enjoying the parté. She sighed and then she looked up and saw a hanging cheese; that was utterly odd. Then, she looked better, and saw that Shoron was eating part of it. She rejoiced and called him "SHORON" and she waved a hand. Shoron looked and he let go of a ladder, so that she could climb.
"Hey Shoron, what are you doing here, eating a cheese, hanging from the ceiling??" she said as she "accommodated" herself on a hole on the cheese.
"Well, Selena was looking for me (A/N Selena and Shoron ARE together, but it's not like I narrate in here, it's better, ok?? Just checking I didn't offend anyone!), because I had forgotten her birthday (she was mad!) and so I decided to eat lunch up here!" and he bit a big chunk of cheese. Monica glanced down, and checked that they were still there, and not in the bubble, and replied-
"Well, you shouldn't have forgotten her birthday, I would've been mad as well, except I'm always mad, so you wouldn't know the difference…anyway, my priority is to get out of here, before Spiderman decides to call himself Spider-pants or Spider-Patrick or something." And she grabbed a little piece of cheese. "By the way, what time is it?"
"In here, which is USA, it's 4 p.m., and this is a late lunch I'm having right here, and I'm hungry!!" and he buried his whole face in a hole in the cheese and continued eating. Then he made his face appear again. "Oh and you got here cause the Key of Time was lost, and it's acting strange. It's been sending radio waves and transporting people everywhere…okay, maybe just you, Tyler, and Spiderman, but still…you are gonna have to get it back."
"Where, and how, and why?" asked Monica, eager to get back.
"Why would I know?" asked Shoron as he shoved Monica, and she fell with a yell. Spiderman caught her and he back to the parté.
Suddenly, there was a pop and Sponge Bob Square Pants and Patrick turned into a shiny Golden key with bright jewels of all imaginable colours, and then the key popped out of sight. Monica flew to where the key had been, and asked "what did you do with it??" as she looked at all the guys. They all shrugged and Jericho exploded with tears, because his fave cartoons had disappeared right after he had asked them how many girlfriends they had had. Monica told Spiderman and Tyler "listen, that key is what brought us here, and to get back to Hogwarts, we need to return it to it's rightful place, so help me catch it!".
They key reappeared, and shoved Tyler of his feet, and taking off with him.