Chapter 13: The loopy Time Key
Chrissie and Grace and Kat ventured out to the Gryffindor common room, and looked about. It was cold, and dark, and scary. Suddenly, Harry bolted from behind, and pushed them outside, and closed the portrait. Grace looked at it, and cussed. Kat growled, and Chrissie started singing "you drive me crazy".
"Oh, geez, the Fat Lady is gone, and we can't get in!! I hate this! Why did Harry have to toss us out?" complained Grace out loud. Her voice echoed through the passages and hallways, and Kat shivered.
"I do not know, but it's freaky in here…It's too...quiet…" and she got closer to Chrissie and hit her over the head with a guitar from Eric (A/N Hi Eric, if you ever read this). ~~~~~(The real Eric pops out and grabs the guitar away from Kat, almost kills me from borrowing it without permission, and goes away)~~~~~~.
Then, Cinderella comes running like a wild rhino, and charges towards Chrissie, who runs away and they both get lost in the darkness.
Grace and Kat look at each other, and go the same way as Cinderella and Chrissie did. ~~~~~~(Madrelina the Weird pops up, and cusses at me for not adding her crazy ideas in my stories…I just listen and when she's done, I toss her out)~~~~~. .
Spiderman was clutching Tyler, who was clutching Monica, who was clutching Spiderman, as the swirl of colors and mist swallowed them to who knows where.
Then, they found themselves sitting on a chair, on a radio station. Rick Dees came up, and stared at them; they stared back. Rick Dees screamed and ran out of the room, leaving them, rooted to the spot. Eminem came in, and, at the sight of Monica, who had previously hugged him, turned back and ran as fast as his baggy pants would let him.
Then, a black hole the size of Jade's brain (microscopic) appeared and grew into a size that could swallow them. It pulled them in, and they were off again. ~~~~~( Jade, or Freddie appears and starts calling em "experiment gone wrong" for insulting his pea-sized brain…then I chase him, and he runs away, leaving me sitting happily, so I can type this.)~~~~~
Spiderman, Tyler, and Monica found themselves in the worst place they'd ever imagine; Monica, was inside a tower, resting upon a rock, that was in the center of a volcano. Tyler was hanging from a rope from a very battered bridge, and Spiderman was on a rock, almost in the lava. He was burning like crazy, and Tyler was freaking out, while Monica wailed that she was like Princess Fiona from Shrek.
Tyler tried to get up, and sort of crawl up, but couldn't because he was upside down, facing lava, and that got him scared. Monica didn't want to go out because there were no windows, and the only door was like barricaded with rocks the size of cars. Spiderman at least had the spider- web shooting thingy, and he certainly used it. He flew up and grabbed Tyler and they ended at the start of the bridge.
"I-I don't like this bridge, hangin' from it has given me an idea of how it can break and we can end up burned like…like…um…burned things!" and he gulped, because Spiderman had grabbed him and was pushing him on towards the bridge.
"AHHH NOO!! I don't wanna go, no!" and so Spiderman sighed and took out a book, some glasses and then sat down and read; Tyler looked at him, and then took out a machine of cotton candy and started to make some. Abruptly, the cotton candy machine zoomed towards the other end of the bridge, and Tyler went after it, running like a wild…um…wild…cherry. ~~~~(The real Tyler comes up and just stares at me; I freak out and hit him over the head with a high heel wooden shoe and he runs away wailing.)~~~~ Spiderman just glanced up, and sighed, stood up, and flew to the other side of the bridge.
Tyler was panting, attached to the machine, and hugging it as if it was a pink fuzzy teddy bear (A/N familiar, Jason?). Spiderman takes him by the arm and pulls him upward, them flying like flying saucers, up the tower. When they land on the cone-shaped roof, Tyler starts jumping with a jumping rope, and makes a hole on the roof.
"Whoops, didn't know I was so fat" said he, as Spiderman got on through the hole. Spiderman screamed like a little girl, because of the sight: Monica making out with Tobey. Somehow he had gotten there first.
"Ah, um yes, hullo Spidy" said Tobey, getting up "yes, you are probably wondering how I got here, right? Well, I just used the back door" and he pointed at a yellow door with signs that read "open me" and "here, here I'm here" and "pick me pick me". Spiderman straightened and said in a sour voice-
"We know we were doing it the heroic way…you know, to impress" and he looked at Tyler who was trying to scratch his back but didn't reach.
"Well, of course, of course…" and as Tobey looked at Monica, she screamed and jerked away from him; Tobey was changing into a fuzzy yellow something; suddenly, it was clear: he had turned into *drum roll and psycho music* a FUZZY YELLOW MARSHMALLOW SLIPPER!! ~~~~(Grace comes and starts laughing at Jason who just sits there…I go out of the room and continue typing)~~~~ Monica screamed that she had kissed a slipper, moreover one that she had fought, and Tyler screamed simply because he had never seen anything so odd. Spiderman ducked a fur ball Tobey had thrown, and yelled "c'mon this way!!" and took Monica and Tyler by their wrists.
Chrissie, Grace, and Kat were lost; lost somewhere they had never ever been to: Banana Land. All kinds of banana were hanging about (A/N freak out Chrissie!!! I do mean those kinds of bananas and the edible kind as well!!), trotting, and walking and hanging about from their trees… *ahem*
"Wow, wow, wow, where are we? I don't like bananas a single bit, and they're practically everywhere!" barked Chrissie loudly, as she was hit by a banana that was floating buoyantly by.
"Yes well the hard part is how are we gonna get out of here? If Cinderella finds that she can fight us with banana peels, we're gonna be in trouble" warned Kat.
Grace was observing a rotten banana, and was pinching her nose because it smelled so fetidly like. Chrissie went towards her and observed it too. Then suddenly, Ryan popped by and put his arm around Chrissie; she screamed, and jerked away.
"Hi honey! Gimme my beer Martha!" haha" said Ryan, looking as weird as usual.
"Ahh Ryan!! HI RYAN!!!" why are you here?!" said Chrissie jumping like a maniac.
"Who is Ryan, um you, him, that?" said Kat, confused.
"Ryan is this dude with whom we hang out at lunch in the muggle world…he says I'm married to him, and we have adopted 5000 children, and have 100 of our own; one works at Apple and is rich, the others work at Burger King" said Chrissie, fast.
Suddenly, Jade appeared out of nowhere, and fell on his bum. He stood up, and looked around. He shouted at the top of his lungs: "EVERYONE AT THE RADIUS OF 10 METERS FROM MY HOUSE IS STUPID NOT" and then he walked away, but came back.
"Hey Kat, have you seen Spiderman, or Tyler?" said he, as he looked at Ryan "who are you?" he asked to Ryan.
"No-" but Kat was interrupted by Ryan's answer "I'm Ryan, and I am married to Chrissie, divorced her three times, remarried her, then Hannah, divorced her, and is now my lunch partner, and is married to Monica, divorced, and remarried again." He smirked at Jade's expression.
"WOW, man you got ladies everywhere, don't you?…won't you share?" he said hopefully. Ryan just shrugged. He looked at Chrissie, who was looking at something on a window. She turned around carrying a tiny spider on her hands. Jade screamed and ran away.
"I didn't know he was scared of spiders…haha" and she let the spider go…inside Ryan's shirt. He screamed and ran around like a jumping bean.
Suddenly, there was a flash of white blinding light, and Spiderman, Tyler and Monica fell in front of their feet. The black hole, was now big enough to let the fuzzy yellow slipper in, and before it had time to, Monica turned and said:
"A YELLOW FUZZY SLIPPER FROM THE WAR WE FOUGHT BEFORE HAS COME AND IS GONNA EAT OUR LIVER!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVER!!" and she dragged Chrissie and Spiderman to the end of the hallway. The yellow slipper was reaching them, and the only door to elsewhere, safer than that hallway, was locked. They all stopped dead on their tracks and felt a sharp pain on their backs, followed by green light.
Chrissie and Grace and Kat ventured out to the Gryffindor common room, and looked about. It was cold, and dark, and scary. Suddenly, Harry bolted from behind, and pushed them outside, and closed the portrait. Grace looked at it, and cussed. Kat growled, and Chrissie started singing "you drive me crazy".
"Oh, geez, the Fat Lady is gone, and we can't get in!! I hate this! Why did Harry have to toss us out?" complained Grace out loud. Her voice echoed through the passages and hallways, and Kat shivered.
"I do not know, but it's freaky in here…It's too...quiet…" and she got closer to Chrissie and hit her over the head with a guitar from Eric (A/N Hi Eric, if you ever read this). ~~~~~(The real Eric pops out and grabs the guitar away from Kat, almost kills me from borrowing it without permission, and goes away)~~~~~~.
Then, Cinderella comes running like a wild rhino, and charges towards Chrissie, who runs away and they both get lost in the darkness.
Grace and Kat look at each other, and go the same way as Cinderella and Chrissie did. ~~~~~~(Madrelina the Weird pops up, and cusses at me for not adding her crazy ideas in my stories…I just listen and when she's done, I toss her out)~~~~~. .
Spiderman was clutching Tyler, who was clutching Monica, who was clutching Spiderman, as the swirl of colors and mist swallowed them to who knows where.
Then, they found themselves sitting on a chair, on a radio station. Rick Dees came up, and stared at them; they stared back. Rick Dees screamed and ran out of the room, leaving them, rooted to the spot. Eminem came in, and, at the sight of Monica, who had previously hugged him, turned back and ran as fast as his baggy pants would let him.
Then, a black hole the size of Jade's brain (microscopic) appeared and grew into a size that could swallow them. It pulled them in, and they were off again. ~~~~~( Jade, or Freddie appears and starts calling em "experiment gone wrong" for insulting his pea-sized brain…then I chase him, and he runs away, leaving me sitting happily, so I can type this.)~~~~~
Spiderman, Tyler, and Monica found themselves in the worst place they'd ever imagine; Monica, was inside a tower, resting upon a rock, that was in the center of a volcano. Tyler was hanging from a rope from a very battered bridge, and Spiderman was on a rock, almost in the lava. He was burning like crazy, and Tyler was freaking out, while Monica wailed that she was like Princess Fiona from Shrek.
Tyler tried to get up, and sort of crawl up, but couldn't because he was upside down, facing lava, and that got him scared. Monica didn't want to go out because there were no windows, and the only door was like barricaded with rocks the size of cars. Spiderman at least had the spider- web shooting thingy, and he certainly used it. He flew up and grabbed Tyler and they ended at the start of the bridge.
"I-I don't like this bridge, hangin' from it has given me an idea of how it can break and we can end up burned like…like…um…burned things!" and he gulped, because Spiderman had grabbed him and was pushing him on towards the bridge.
"AHHH NOO!! I don't wanna go, no!" and so Spiderman sighed and took out a book, some glasses and then sat down and read; Tyler looked at him, and then took out a machine of cotton candy and started to make some. Abruptly, the cotton candy machine zoomed towards the other end of the bridge, and Tyler went after it, running like a wild…um…wild…cherry. ~~~~(The real Tyler comes up and just stares at me; I freak out and hit him over the head with a high heel wooden shoe and he runs away wailing.)~~~~ Spiderman just glanced up, and sighed, stood up, and flew to the other side of the bridge.
Tyler was panting, attached to the machine, and hugging it as if it was a pink fuzzy teddy bear (A/N familiar, Jason?). Spiderman takes him by the arm and pulls him upward, them flying like flying saucers, up the tower. When they land on the cone-shaped roof, Tyler starts jumping with a jumping rope, and makes a hole on the roof.
"Whoops, didn't know I was so fat" said he, as Spiderman got on through the hole. Spiderman screamed like a little girl, because of the sight: Monica making out with Tobey. Somehow he had gotten there first.
"Ah, um yes, hullo Spidy" said Tobey, getting up "yes, you are probably wondering how I got here, right? Well, I just used the back door" and he pointed at a yellow door with signs that read "open me" and "here, here I'm here" and "pick me pick me". Spiderman straightened and said in a sour voice-
"We know we were doing it the heroic way…you know, to impress" and he looked at Tyler who was trying to scratch his back but didn't reach.
"Well, of course, of course…" and as Tobey looked at Monica, she screamed and jerked away from him; Tobey was changing into a fuzzy yellow something; suddenly, it was clear: he had turned into *drum roll and psycho music* a FUZZY YELLOW MARSHMALLOW SLIPPER!! ~~~~(Grace comes and starts laughing at Jason who just sits there…I go out of the room and continue typing)~~~~ Monica screamed that she had kissed a slipper, moreover one that she had fought, and Tyler screamed simply because he had never seen anything so odd. Spiderman ducked a fur ball Tobey had thrown, and yelled "c'mon this way!!" and took Monica and Tyler by their wrists.
Chrissie, Grace, and Kat were lost; lost somewhere they had never ever been to: Banana Land. All kinds of banana were hanging about (A/N freak out Chrissie!!! I do mean those kinds of bananas and the edible kind as well!!), trotting, and walking and hanging about from their trees… *ahem*
"Wow, wow, wow, where are we? I don't like bananas a single bit, and they're practically everywhere!" barked Chrissie loudly, as she was hit by a banana that was floating buoyantly by.
"Yes well the hard part is how are we gonna get out of here? If Cinderella finds that she can fight us with banana peels, we're gonna be in trouble" warned Kat.
Grace was observing a rotten banana, and was pinching her nose because it smelled so fetidly like. Chrissie went towards her and observed it too. Then suddenly, Ryan popped by and put his arm around Chrissie; she screamed, and jerked away.
"Hi honey! Gimme my beer Martha!" haha" said Ryan, looking as weird as usual.
"Ahh Ryan!! HI RYAN!!!" why are you here?!" said Chrissie jumping like a maniac.
"Who is Ryan, um you, him, that?" said Kat, confused.
"Ryan is this dude with whom we hang out at lunch in the muggle world…he says I'm married to him, and we have adopted 5000 children, and have 100 of our own; one works at Apple and is rich, the others work at Burger King" said Chrissie, fast.
Suddenly, Jade appeared out of nowhere, and fell on his bum. He stood up, and looked around. He shouted at the top of his lungs: "EVERYONE AT THE RADIUS OF 10 METERS FROM MY HOUSE IS STUPID NOT" and then he walked away, but came back.
"Hey Kat, have you seen Spiderman, or Tyler?" said he, as he looked at Ryan "who are you?" he asked to Ryan.
"No-" but Kat was interrupted by Ryan's answer "I'm Ryan, and I am married to Chrissie, divorced her three times, remarried her, then Hannah, divorced her, and is now my lunch partner, and is married to Monica, divorced, and remarried again." He smirked at Jade's expression.
"WOW, man you got ladies everywhere, don't you?…won't you share?" he said hopefully. Ryan just shrugged. He looked at Chrissie, who was looking at something on a window. She turned around carrying a tiny spider on her hands. Jade screamed and ran away.
"I didn't know he was scared of spiders…haha" and she let the spider go…inside Ryan's shirt. He screamed and ran around like a jumping bean.
Suddenly, there was a flash of white blinding light, and Spiderman, Tyler and Monica fell in front of their feet. The black hole, was now big enough to let the fuzzy yellow slipper in, and before it had time to, Monica turned and said:
"A YELLOW FUZZY SLIPPER FROM THE WAR WE FOUGHT BEFORE HAS COME AND IS GONNA EAT OUR LIVER!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVER!!" and she dragged Chrissie and Spiderman to the end of the hallway. The yellow slipper was reaching them, and the only door to elsewhere, safer than that hallway, was locked. They all stopped dead on their tracks and felt a sharp pain on their backs, followed by green light.