"If a turtle had no shell, would it be homeless or naked?"- Grace's
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Chapter 14: Fuzzy Slippers covered with Mayo…
Tobey, or rather, the yellow fuzzy slipper advanced on them dangerously showing the tag of the slipper, like fangs ready to launch at them. Chrissie sobbed that she was gonna get eaten by a slipper, the worse death she had ever heard of, and Tyler was shaking like mad; if it hadn't been for the situation they were in, it would have looked like he was dancing.
Suddenly, Harry and Ron broke through the Fat Lady portrait, and jumped on the fuzzy yellow slipper; Ron poured a jar of mayo over it, and Harry stuffed the inside with owl treats. The slipper howled and jerked away as it best could, but it already looked like a Thanksgiving Day turkey. Ron signaled the troop to go away while the slipper was howling, and they all did so.
"Whew, after that I ain't buying no slippers, I rather wear Gucci crocodile shoes!" said Jade, who had come back to the common room, and had found our friends huddled in a corner, shivering and slightly panting. Kat and Spiderman had told them the story, and he was glad he hadn't been there. Ryan, Jade, Spiderman, and Tyler were blabbing about what stripping really meant for a turtle, whilst Monica, Chrissie, Grace, and Kat talked amongst themselves.
"Well, yes the dance is coming, but really do you consider taking any of those twats? I mean you couldn't choose anything weirder" said Kat, as if the guys were the worse thing in the world.
"Well, yeah I guess there are more guys at Hogwarts who are worth going with" said Monica, fiddling with her hair, as usual.
"Yes, and I got my eye on this dude from Revenclaw, so I am gonna ask him, or curse him…don't really care which…hehe" said Grace.
"Um, who do I ask? I don't have my eyeball on any, because we have been ever so busy!" complained Chrissie, trying to catch a fly that was flying by. Spiderman caught it and crushed it with his hand. Chrissie's eyes twinkled and she rushed to Spiderman. Grace, Monica, and Kat stared at her with surprise. Two minutes later, she came back with a grin on her face.
"What did you do? Tell us!! Did you ask Spiderman??" hurried Monica, shaking her arm.
"Um sort of…I asked him if he knew where to find Anakin Skywalker. He said he'd call him and check." Said Chrissie, as excited as a cucumber with fluffy pants.
Kat, Monica, and Grace looked at each other and hoped that she knew that wasn't gonna happen. Kat shook herself and said-
"Well, I am gonna ask Marcus Flint…so sad he had to redo grade 7 three times, but he is still a hottie!" and she stood up, yawned, and went to bed. "Well, I'll just go ask the Revenclaw dude now, so I can shake him out of bed and diss him some!" hahaha" and Grace went out.
"What about you, Monica?" asked Chrissie, turning around to grab a B&B Every Flavor Bean.
"Me?" asked her "Um, I really don't have anyone to go with…I haven't thought of who I wanna go with; I don't know, I'll see about it tomorrow. Now, I shall go to bed." She stood up and went towards the girls' staircase; Jade was following, so she pushed him the other way, and he fell on his butt. He stood up and went to his dorm.
"Tyler, please calm down!" barked Monica at Tyler, when he had ran into her running away from Millicent Bulstrode, who was after him. Apparently, she wanted to take him to the dance, and she wasn't giving up that easily. "You just ruined my new hair!" and she showed off a curly sheet of hair. It was unusually shiny, and Tyler was getting blinded by its shine; he covered his eyes to prove so. Monica frowned.
"Maybe I did put too much 'Shine-to-Decline' hair gel… but it was a pretty scarlet color! Anyway why don't you just tell her that you don't wish to go with her and-" but she was interrupted as a sound like a rhino running around in a ballerina dress came thundering by. Millicent burst in the room, and Tyler squeaked and hid behind some chairs. Monica looked at him and turned to face Millicent.
"H-hello Millicent dear! Isn't it a lovely sunny warm yellow hot day filled with sunshine?" she said nervously. Millicent scanned the room like the Zeta robot, and spotted Tyler behind the blue armchair. She was on her way when Monica put herself between the chair and Millicent.
"He doesn't wanna go to the dance with you, right Tyler?" she said, looking behind for Tyler. He just squeaked. "Just take that as a yes Millicent dear!"
"No, now move out the way preppy berry!" barked Millicent as she was going to push Monica out her way; but Monica took her wand out and fired the first spell that came to her mind: wingardium leviosa!
Millicent floated upwards like a giant ugly balloon and started growling and cussing like a drunk maniac. Monica shouted at Tyler to go away and hide, while she freaked out. Just then Harry came in, and confused Millicent for a Japanese balloon, and snatched her away from Monica's wand. She breathed, and sat down on an armchair. The door opened and in came a guy new to her sight; a tall, dirty blond haired guy, with brown eyes, Anakin Skywalker came in and looked around. He spotted Monica and came forward.
"Er hi I'm supposed to go to a dance with some girl named Chrissie Potter…would you happen to know where she is?" and he scratched his head in confusion. Monica looked up, and blinked.
"Well, well, well…yes I should know, I am Chrissie! But I like to be called Monica… I have to thank Spiderman for this! Pick me up from this staircase tomorrow at 7 sharp, ok?" seeing that he nodded, she stoop up and went to her room, while he went out the door.
She entered the empty room, and took out her wand; she waved it, with a few well-chosen words, and there stood Keanu Reeves himself. His hair was perfect, and so was he. He looked around, amazed he wasn't in his multi million house, and then gave Monica a quizzical look.
"Where and who and what and…um…hi." He said, not knowing where to start talking. Monica smiled, and said "Hi Keanu, I'm Monica Potter…NO, not the actress, it's obvious I'm not her, anyway you have to go to the school dance with my sister, PLEASE!!??" and she kneeled and begged. Finally, after offering him some B&B Every Flavor Beans, he agreed.
Even from the bedrooms up in the Gryffindor tower, you could hear the music blaring. Kat, Grace, Chrissie, and Monica all looked fabulous. Chrissie was a bit pissed that she hadn't seen Skywalker before the dance, but Monica assured her that she was gonna 'love' her date to pieces.
Kat was wearing nice soft pink and purple robes, the colors well blended so that the colors tricked the eyes, and flashed differently at light. Grace was wearing forget-me-not blue robes, with golden laces, and a sort of veil on it, which gave it a mysterious glamorous look. Chrissie was wearing soft green robes, with tiny red and pink flowers at the edges, that gave it a funny feeling they were dots, and not flowers, and it matched her eyes, even though hers were brown. Monica was wearing robes of soft ivory, with silver laces, and a small ribbon at her side, uniting the side of the skirt. Grace added her special touch, a flower curled on each girl's arm.
Hermione, who had been absent from their minds, came in, and saluted them all. She was wearing pink robes with a golden chain, from which hung a lonely but pretty purple pearl.
"I'm going with Cedric Diggory's cousin, as you know how hot he is! Anyway who are you guys going with?" she asked while looking at her hair for the 45566th time on that day.
"I'm going with this Revenclaw dude, his name is David" said Grace, fixing her veil for the 10th time.
"I'm going with Marcus Flint!!" said Kat, jumping, but ceasing since her robes were getting wrinkled.
"I am going with Skywalker except I haven't seen him, so-" but she was interrupted by Monica.
"Um Chrissie, dear sister, you aren't. He came in yesterday, asking for you, and I told him I was his date, DON'T SHOUT AT ME!! Let me finish first. Now, you are going with Keanu Reeves!!" and she stopped to look at Chrissie's expression; from anger, she went to dreamy, and to dreamy she went to crazy.
"OMIGOSH KEANUE OMIGOSH HE IS SO MINE!!! KEANU KEANU!!!" and she hugged Monica, Kat, and Grace, and even Hermione, who jerked away and put lippy on again.
They all went down, and found Skywalker (aka Hayden Christensen) and Keanu waiting while talking to Jade, who was taking a blonde girl, the same one as in the ship, and Tyler who had finally got rid of Millicent, and was going with a girl from Gryffindor. Harry, who was going with, amazingly Lavender Brown, and Ron, with a Hafflepuff girl who looked as crazy as Ron himself. He was actually asleep on her arms, and she didn't know what to do, so she was carrying him around.
"Hi Chrissie, I'm Keanu" said Keanu, but Chrissie jumped on her arms and kissed him. He jerked away, and said "weird…that was supposed to happen at the end, but okay…" They walked out towards the Great Hall.
Hayden took Monica by the arm, while Marcus took Kat too, and Grace spotted David coming, and she hurried to him.
"Hey, where is Spiderman?" asked Monica, realizing he wasn't around. Everyone shrugged, so she forgot about him.
The Great Hall was spectacular! Filled with golden laces, and marvelous spells of glittering things floating by, and tables, and everything just fancy. Dumbledore took McGonagall by the hand, signaling that the dance had started, and everyone followed.
They were all having a great time; they spotted Malfoy with Julie, and Grace tripped him, but didn't fall cause Julie was holding him so tightly. The Weird Sisters were now singing a slow dance, and everyone was hugged to his/her partner. Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and through a broken window, came some evil thing flying; At first it looked like the green goblin, but carefully looked, it was a flying raccoon, but it was Ryan. Somehow he had dressed as a flying raccoon and was also wearing a tight red dress with sassy shoes.
Chrissie and Monica screamed like mad, for they usually hang out with Ryan everyday at Muggle school. Ryan spotted Chrissie and went flying down, and if it hadn't been that Keanu held her by her robes, and Spiderman jumped out of nowhere and took Ryan the Raccoon down, she would have been kidnapped. Ryan the Raccoon jerked Spiderman, and finally grabbed Chrissie, and flew away, Spiderman behind his tracks.
Chapter 14: Fuzzy Slippers covered with Mayo…
Tobey, or rather, the yellow fuzzy slipper advanced on them dangerously showing the tag of the slipper, like fangs ready to launch at them. Chrissie sobbed that she was gonna get eaten by a slipper, the worse death she had ever heard of, and Tyler was shaking like mad; if it hadn't been for the situation they were in, it would have looked like he was dancing.
Suddenly, Harry and Ron broke through the Fat Lady portrait, and jumped on the fuzzy yellow slipper; Ron poured a jar of mayo over it, and Harry stuffed the inside with owl treats. The slipper howled and jerked away as it best could, but it already looked like a Thanksgiving Day turkey. Ron signaled the troop to go away while the slipper was howling, and they all did so.
"Whew, after that I ain't buying no slippers, I rather wear Gucci crocodile shoes!" said Jade, who had come back to the common room, and had found our friends huddled in a corner, shivering and slightly panting. Kat and Spiderman had told them the story, and he was glad he hadn't been there. Ryan, Jade, Spiderman, and Tyler were blabbing about what stripping really meant for a turtle, whilst Monica, Chrissie, Grace, and Kat talked amongst themselves.
"Well, yes the dance is coming, but really do you consider taking any of those twats? I mean you couldn't choose anything weirder" said Kat, as if the guys were the worse thing in the world.
"Well, yeah I guess there are more guys at Hogwarts who are worth going with" said Monica, fiddling with her hair, as usual.
"Yes, and I got my eye on this dude from Revenclaw, so I am gonna ask him, or curse him…don't really care which…hehe" said Grace.
"Um, who do I ask? I don't have my eyeball on any, because we have been ever so busy!" complained Chrissie, trying to catch a fly that was flying by. Spiderman caught it and crushed it with his hand. Chrissie's eyes twinkled and she rushed to Spiderman. Grace, Monica, and Kat stared at her with surprise. Two minutes later, she came back with a grin on her face.
"What did you do? Tell us!! Did you ask Spiderman??" hurried Monica, shaking her arm.
"Um sort of…I asked him if he knew where to find Anakin Skywalker. He said he'd call him and check." Said Chrissie, as excited as a cucumber with fluffy pants.
Kat, Monica, and Grace looked at each other and hoped that she knew that wasn't gonna happen. Kat shook herself and said-
"Well, I am gonna ask Marcus Flint…so sad he had to redo grade 7 three times, but he is still a hottie!" and she stood up, yawned, and went to bed. "Well, I'll just go ask the Revenclaw dude now, so I can shake him out of bed and diss him some!" hahaha" and Grace went out.
"What about you, Monica?" asked Chrissie, turning around to grab a B&B Every Flavor Bean.
"Me?" asked her "Um, I really don't have anyone to go with…I haven't thought of who I wanna go with; I don't know, I'll see about it tomorrow. Now, I shall go to bed." She stood up and went towards the girls' staircase; Jade was following, so she pushed him the other way, and he fell on his butt. He stood up and went to his dorm.
"Tyler, please calm down!" barked Monica at Tyler, when he had ran into her running away from Millicent Bulstrode, who was after him. Apparently, she wanted to take him to the dance, and she wasn't giving up that easily. "You just ruined my new hair!" and she showed off a curly sheet of hair. It was unusually shiny, and Tyler was getting blinded by its shine; he covered his eyes to prove so. Monica frowned.
"Maybe I did put too much 'Shine-to-Decline' hair gel… but it was a pretty scarlet color! Anyway why don't you just tell her that you don't wish to go with her and-" but she was interrupted as a sound like a rhino running around in a ballerina dress came thundering by. Millicent burst in the room, and Tyler squeaked and hid behind some chairs. Monica looked at him and turned to face Millicent.
"H-hello Millicent dear! Isn't it a lovely sunny warm yellow hot day filled with sunshine?" she said nervously. Millicent scanned the room like the Zeta robot, and spotted Tyler behind the blue armchair. She was on her way when Monica put herself between the chair and Millicent.
"He doesn't wanna go to the dance with you, right Tyler?" she said, looking behind for Tyler. He just squeaked. "Just take that as a yes Millicent dear!"
"No, now move out the way preppy berry!" barked Millicent as she was going to push Monica out her way; but Monica took her wand out and fired the first spell that came to her mind: wingardium leviosa!
Millicent floated upwards like a giant ugly balloon and started growling and cussing like a drunk maniac. Monica shouted at Tyler to go away and hide, while she freaked out. Just then Harry came in, and confused Millicent for a Japanese balloon, and snatched her away from Monica's wand. She breathed, and sat down on an armchair. The door opened and in came a guy new to her sight; a tall, dirty blond haired guy, with brown eyes, Anakin Skywalker came in and looked around. He spotted Monica and came forward.
"Er hi I'm supposed to go to a dance with some girl named Chrissie Potter…would you happen to know where she is?" and he scratched his head in confusion. Monica looked up, and blinked.
"Well, well, well…yes I should know, I am Chrissie! But I like to be called Monica… I have to thank Spiderman for this! Pick me up from this staircase tomorrow at 7 sharp, ok?" seeing that he nodded, she stoop up and went to her room, while he went out the door.
She entered the empty room, and took out her wand; she waved it, with a few well-chosen words, and there stood Keanu Reeves himself. His hair was perfect, and so was he. He looked around, amazed he wasn't in his multi million house, and then gave Monica a quizzical look.
"Where and who and what and…um…hi." He said, not knowing where to start talking. Monica smiled, and said "Hi Keanu, I'm Monica Potter…NO, not the actress, it's obvious I'm not her, anyway you have to go to the school dance with my sister, PLEASE!!??" and she kneeled and begged. Finally, after offering him some B&B Every Flavor Beans, he agreed.
Even from the bedrooms up in the Gryffindor tower, you could hear the music blaring. Kat, Grace, Chrissie, and Monica all looked fabulous. Chrissie was a bit pissed that she hadn't seen Skywalker before the dance, but Monica assured her that she was gonna 'love' her date to pieces.
Kat was wearing nice soft pink and purple robes, the colors well blended so that the colors tricked the eyes, and flashed differently at light. Grace was wearing forget-me-not blue robes, with golden laces, and a sort of veil on it, which gave it a mysterious glamorous look. Chrissie was wearing soft green robes, with tiny red and pink flowers at the edges, that gave it a funny feeling they were dots, and not flowers, and it matched her eyes, even though hers were brown. Monica was wearing robes of soft ivory, with silver laces, and a small ribbon at her side, uniting the side of the skirt. Grace added her special touch, a flower curled on each girl's arm.
Hermione, who had been absent from their minds, came in, and saluted them all. She was wearing pink robes with a golden chain, from which hung a lonely but pretty purple pearl.
"I'm going with Cedric Diggory's cousin, as you know how hot he is! Anyway who are you guys going with?" she asked while looking at her hair for the 45566th time on that day.
"I'm going with this Revenclaw dude, his name is David" said Grace, fixing her veil for the 10th time.
"I'm going with Marcus Flint!!" said Kat, jumping, but ceasing since her robes were getting wrinkled.
"I am going with Skywalker except I haven't seen him, so-" but she was interrupted by Monica.
"Um Chrissie, dear sister, you aren't. He came in yesterday, asking for you, and I told him I was his date, DON'T SHOUT AT ME!! Let me finish first. Now, you are going with Keanu Reeves!!" and she stopped to look at Chrissie's expression; from anger, she went to dreamy, and to dreamy she went to crazy.
"OMIGOSH KEANUE OMIGOSH HE IS SO MINE!!! KEANU KEANU!!!" and she hugged Monica, Kat, and Grace, and even Hermione, who jerked away and put lippy on again.
They all went down, and found Skywalker (aka Hayden Christensen) and Keanu waiting while talking to Jade, who was taking a blonde girl, the same one as in the ship, and Tyler who had finally got rid of Millicent, and was going with a girl from Gryffindor. Harry, who was going with, amazingly Lavender Brown, and Ron, with a Hafflepuff girl who looked as crazy as Ron himself. He was actually asleep on her arms, and she didn't know what to do, so she was carrying him around.
"Hi Chrissie, I'm Keanu" said Keanu, but Chrissie jumped on her arms and kissed him. He jerked away, and said "weird…that was supposed to happen at the end, but okay…" They walked out towards the Great Hall.
Hayden took Monica by the arm, while Marcus took Kat too, and Grace spotted David coming, and she hurried to him.
"Hey, where is Spiderman?" asked Monica, realizing he wasn't around. Everyone shrugged, so she forgot about him.
The Great Hall was spectacular! Filled with golden laces, and marvelous spells of glittering things floating by, and tables, and everything just fancy. Dumbledore took McGonagall by the hand, signaling that the dance had started, and everyone followed.
They were all having a great time; they spotted Malfoy with Julie, and Grace tripped him, but didn't fall cause Julie was holding him so tightly. The Weird Sisters were now singing a slow dance, and everyone was hugged to his/her partner. Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and through a broken window, came some evil thing flying; At first it looked like the green goblin, but carefully looked, it was a flying raccoon, but it was Ryan. Somehow he had dressed as a flying raccoon and was also wearing a tight red dress with sassy shoes.
Chrissie and Monica screamed like mad, for they usually hang out with Ryan everyday at Muggle school. Ryan spotted Chrissie and went flying down, and if it hadn't been that Keanu held her by her robes, and Spiderman jumped out of nowhere and took Ryan the Raccoon down, she would have been kidnapped. Ryan the Raccoon jerked Spiderman, and finally grabbed Chrissie, and flew away, Spiderman behind his tracks.