"Eat some panda droppings; they're very fragrant and happy. Good luck"
-Japanese stationary (www.engrish.com)
Chapter 15: The Dance fiasco
Ryan the Raccoon flew out the same window he had come in, carrying Chrissie over his shoulder, while Spiderman flew behind his tracks, not missing him from his spidy sight. Anakin Skywalker had taken out his bright sword thingy, and had done one of his cool tricks, and had actually taken him down, but still, Ryan the raccoon was still invincible.
"Where did Ryan take my sister!!?" shouted Monica, trying to get closer to the window, but it was high up 30ft above her reach. Skywalker was amazed by the enemy, so he just said-
"Well, you're all weird, so I got to go, cause I've got better things to do anyway" and he took off. Tyler turned around, grabbed moldy peanuts that Peeves was carrying and threw them at Skywalker. He turned around, and saw no one confronting him, since Tyler had turned around, and he just took off.
"Way to go Tyler!" said Kat, who was hanging from Flint's arm.
Suddenly, two enormous pink elephants came flying down from the broken window, and stopped in front of Monica and Grace; they were Zim (belonged to Chrissie), and Mr. Poop (belonged to Jude W., not mentioned in this story).
"It seems that they want you guys to mount them" said Hermione, coming closer to inspect the elephants.
"I ain't going up no elephant, okay? Besides, how do you mount these things?" asked a bewildered Grace, looking up to Zim. Zim took her by the waist and put her on his back; Mr. Poop did the same thing with Monica, and she laughed.
The elephants took off, and there they went, outside, to look for Chrissie!
Chrissie found herself in Freddie's house (aka Jade…Hi Freddie!); she was tied to a chair, and suddenly, Freddie came in with a towel around his waist and around his head, while brushing his teeth; Chrissie screamed and so did Freddie; he ran away, and Ryan the raccoon came in.
"Hello wife! Pass me that…pencil! Hahahaha!!" said the maniac, while taking off the dress and the raccoon dress; he was dressed, luckily, but the way he was dressed was as scary as himself with no clothes (*shivers*): he was wearing a Lincoln's hat, a purple blinding poncho, a stamp on his forehead that read "Warning: will get naked when feels like it's too chilly, or is surrounded by girls"; he was wearing a vest, with paw prints, a flowered skirt, with multicolored panties under that, long green socks, and finally, Krusty the Clown's shoes. Chrissie shivered slightly and started humming the Linkin Park song…
"..Shut up when I'ma talking to you! Shut up when I'ma talking to you!!…um Ryan, why am I here?" asked Chrissie, after finishing singing.
"Um, because our child, the one that works at Apple's, said that he was gonna give one of us $1 million bucks if we could find him a pink elephant…and I know your half brother Potty Potter gave you one…or two…or infinitive!!" and he started dancing "Bye bye bye" by *Nsync. Chrissie freaked out, and started dancing to the beat too.
Suddenly, Zim and Mr. Poop entered Freddie's room by the window, shattering it to pieces. Ryan looked up and before he could react, Mr. Poop had situated on top of Ryan, plastering him to the floor like a piece of gum (hehehe).
"Zim!!" shouted Chrissie, as Monica went down from Mr. Poop and untied her. "Who is this other elephant?" as she patted Mr. Poop…you could also hear Ryan's wails from under the elephant.
"It's Judy W's, and she is in vacation so he can wander about freely. Are we gonna leave Ryan here or are we gonna turn him in to the Texas Ranger's office?" asked Grace, mounting Mr. Poop again.
"Uh better not Grace, that guy scares me…I think he is gay (A/N GAY PRIDE!!…hehehe I ain't lesbian though…just saying)" answered Monica. "Hey, I'm thirsty I'm gonna get some water from this house's kitchen...by the way where are we?" she asked, going out the room.
Suddenly she screamed, and came back running, for she had seen Freddie, aka Jade, hiding, still in his towels.
"Go Go Go!!" she said, grabbing Chrissie, and thrusting her on Mr. Poop, and kicking him so that he would take off. When they were outside, it started raining; but it wasn't normal rain; not big drops of cool clear water, no. It was raining from the ground up, and it wasn't water, it was little shiny specks of something. It looked so pretty that Grace, Monica and Chrissie stopped at someone's roof (A/N which turned out to be Richard's roof), and they just observed the rain.
Spiderman came flying and landed on top of Zim.
"Hey, where is that creature of the evil frisitridimensional world?" asked Spiderman, eagerly. He saw Chrissie safely leaning on Zim's head, watching the spectacle, and then Monica signaled him to get comfy and join them.
-Japanese stationary (www.engrish.com)
Chapter 15: The Dance fiasco
Ryan the Raccoon flew out the same window he had come in, carrying Chrissie over his shoulder, while Spiderman flew behind his tracks, not missing him from his spidy sight. Anakin Skywalker had taken out his bright sword thingy, and had done one of his cool tricks, and had actually taken him down, but still, Ryan the raccoon was still invincible.
"Where did Ryan take my sister!!?" shouted Monica, trying to get closer to the window, but it was high up 30ft above her reach. Skywalker was amazed by the enemy, so he just said-
"Well, you're all weird, so I got to go, cause I've got better things to do anyway" and he took off. Tyler turned around, grabbed moldy peanuts that Peeves was carrying and threw them at Skywalker. He turned around, and saw no one confronting him, since Tyler had turned around, and he just took off.
"Way to go Tyler!" said Kat, who was hanging from Flint's arm.
Suddenly, two enormous pink elephants came flying down from the broken window, and stopped in front of Monica and Grace; they were Zim (belonged to Chrissie), and Mr. Poop (belonged to Jude W., not mentioned in this story).
"It seems that they want you guys to mount them" said Hermione, coming closer to inspect the elephants.
"I ain't going up no elephant, okay? Besides, how do you mount these things?" asked a bewildered Grace, looking up to Zim. Zim took her by the waist and put her on his back; Mr. Poop did the same thing with Monica, and she laughed.
The elephants took off, and there they went, outside, to look for Chrissie!
Chrissie found herself in Freddie's house (aka Jade…Hi Freddie!); she was tied to a chair, and suddenly, Freddie came in with a towel around his waist and around his head, while brushing his teeth; Chrissie screamed and so did Freddie; he ran away, and Ryan the raccoon came in.
"Hello wife! Pass me that…pencil! Hahahaha!!" said the maniac, while taking off the dress and the raccoon dress; he was dressed, luckily, but the way he was dressed was as scary as himself with no clothes (*shivers*): he was wearing a Lincoln's hat, a purple blinding poncho, a stamp on his forehead that read "Warning: will get naked when feels like it's too chilly, or is surrounded by girls"; he was wearing a vest, with paw prints, a flowered skirt, with multicolored panties under that, long green socks, and finally, Krusty the Clown's shoes. Chrissie shivered slightly and started humming the Linkin Park song…
"..Shut up when I'ma talking to you! Shut up when I'ma talking to you!!…um Ryan, why am I here?" asked Chrissie, after finishing singing.
"Um, because our child, the one that works at Apple's, said that he was gonna give one of us $1 million bucks if we could find him a pink elephant…and I know your half brother Potty Potter gave you one…or two…or infinitive!!" and he started dancing "Bye bye bye" by *Nsync. Chrissie freaked out, and started dancing to the beat too.
Suddenly, Zim and Mr. Poop entered Freddie's room by the window, shattering it to pieces. Ryan looked up and before he could react, Mr. Poop had situated on top of Ryan, plastering him to the floor like a piece of gum (hehehe).
"Zim!!" shouted Chrissie, as Monica went down from Mr. Poop and untied her. "Who is this other elephant?" as she patted Mr. Poop…you could also hear Ryan's wails from under the elephant.
"It's Judy W's, and she is in vacation so he can wander about freely. Are we gonna leave Ryan here or are we gonna turn him in to the Texas Ranger's office?" asked Grace, mounting Mr. Poop again.
"Uh better not Grace, that guy scares me…I think he is gay (A/N GAY PRIDE!!…hehehe I ain't lesbian though…just saying)" answered Monica. "Hey, I'm thirsty I'm gonna get some water from this house's kitchen...by the way where are we?" she asked, going out the room.
Suddenly she screamed, and came back running, for she had seen Freddie, aka Jade, hiding, still in his towels.
"Go Go Go!!" she said, grabbing Chrissie, and thrusting her on Mr. Poop, and kicking him so that he would take off. When they were outside, it started raining; but it wasn't normal rain; not big drops of cool clear water, no. It was raining from the ground up, and it wasn't water, it was little shiny specks of something. It looked so pretty that Grace, Monica and Chrissie stopped at someone's roof (A/N which turned out to be Richard's roof), and they just observed the rain.
Spiderman came flying and landed on top of Zim.
"Hey, where is that creature of the evil frisitridimensional world?" asked Spiderman, eagerly. He saw Chrissie safely leaning on Zim's head, watching the spectacle, and then Monica signaled him to get comfy and join them.