1 Sooner Rather than Later Ch. 2
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3 Disclaimer: I don't own them
-Chandler enters the Monica and Rachel's apartment. Thinking it's empty; he opens the fridge and takes out a drink. He then hops on the couch and turns on the TV-
M: [upon hearing the TV] ~muttering~ He's supposed to knock. ~outloud~ Richard, is that you?
C: [imitating Richard] Yeah it's me baby. Come out here so I can have you once before we leave.
M: [realizing it's Chandler] You wish Chandler Bing!
C: Sometimes I do.
M: [exiting her room] How do I look? -she is wearing a red, form-fitting dress, with a cutout back and it's halter cut-
C: Sexy as hell…You look incredible Mon. [smiles at her]
M: [smiles back] Thank you. Now, since you're here, come in and help me pick a perfume for tonight.
C: [unsure] okay…
-Both enter her room-
M: [picks up two different bottles of perfume, holds one up to Chan] This one? Or, [switches] this one?
C: Ummm…[thinks while desperately trying not to sneeze] I think I'm allergic to the first one, so the second.
M: Oh, I'm sorry hun. I didn't know. [sprays some of his choice on]
C: So when is your tree in shining armor coming?
M: Don't call him that!
C: What? You don't like him in shining armor?
M: NO, not that. Don't call him a tree.
C: Well, he's tall…
M: So? I'm short, what does that make me?
C: Incredibly cute…umm, a branch?
M: Oh ha ha ha. Well, my terminator is coming in about [glances at her clock] 15 minutes.
C: [gives her a mock menacing look] I'm telling!
M: Oh, grow up!
C: Oh I will, and I will keep growing until I'm bigger and stronger than Richard is!!!
M: Have you fallen asleep again? I think you're dreaming there.
C: Oh whatever. [exits and flops back on the couch]
M: ~rolls eyes~ [goes out and sits down beside him]
-time lapse 5 minutes-
C: So, where's he taking you?
M: I don't know. He said that it was a secret.
C: It better be someplace good.
M: [spacey] Yeah, I hope so.
-there's a knock on the door-
C: Damn! He's early!
M: [going to open the door] at least he knocks!
C: I'm your neighbor!
M: [at the door] Yeah, my food-mooching neighbor.
C: No cute?
M: [opens the door] Hey hun! ~gives him a kiss~
Ri: Hey sexy. Hey Monica. [winks at Chan]
C: [points and laughs a la Chandler]
M: [makes a face] Come in. ~under her breath~ you tree.
C: [upon hearing her] Now you're getting it! [off her look] Oh, you were just kidding huh? [off Richard's confused face and Mon's glare] Well, I'm just going to leave before I say anything that could prove lethal. [runs out]
Ri: What was that all about?
M: Nothing, nothing. [smiles]
Ri: [smiles back] Ready for your surprise?
M: You bet!
Ri: Alright! Let's go babe.
-Both leave-
-Phoebe and Rachel are walking down the street discussing the movie they had just seen-
Ra: Argh! Hugh Grant looked sooo good in it!
P: I don't know… I liked the kid.
Ra: Ewww Pheebs…
P: What? He was cute!
Ra: [rolling her eyes] Yeah right, whatever. It was sooo funny! Except for the part with the duck.
P: That was mean, but it was so fake. But other than that, it was good!
-they stop walking as Phoebe tries to hail a cab-
P: [yelling] Stupid, ignorant taxi drivers!
Ra: That'll get you a cab.
P: I don't see you doing anything!
-finally hails one and they both get in and tell the driver where to go-
Ra: I wonder where Richard took Monica. Probably someplace nice.
P: She's so lucky. A handsome man, who has money and doesn't spend it all on ceramic sculptures of Toucan Sam.
Ra: Uh Pheebs, what?
P: [snapping out] What? Nothing, nevermind.
-they arrive back at Monica and Rachel's-
Ra: I mean, I just wish I could find someone who would love me as much as I'd love them you know? Argh! Men just don't know what's good for them.
P: Ross does. [a la Pheebs] Oops, did I just say that out loud?
Ra: [vaguely hearing what Phoebe said] Phoebe, what does Ross have to do with this? I mean, peop-
P: [interrupting] Ross likes you! [Rach stops talking immediately] Ross likes you Rachel. He has since forever. I can't, we can't believe that you can't see it.
Ra: [stunned] Wow…I…I…wow. Oh my goodness. I can't believe, I mean, I can, but…wow.
P: Yeah, exactly.
-silence-
Ra: Wow, uh, how long has he-
P: A long time Rach, a long time.
Ra: Wow…
I'm gonna end there for now…see, stuff is happening…again, I'll try to type as fast as I can to get the others and the rest up…enjoy and don't litter!
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3 Disclaimer: I don't own them
-Chandler enters the Monica and Rachel's apartment. Thinking it's empty; he opens the fridge and takes out a drink. He then hops on the couch and turns on the TV-
M: [upon hearing the TV] ~muttering~ He's supposed to knock. ~outloud~ Richard, is that you?
C: [imitating Richard] Yeah it's me baby. Come out here so I can have you once before we leave.
M: [realizing it's Chandler] You wish Chandler Bing!
C: Sometimes I do.
M: [exiting her room] How do I look? -she is wearing a red, form-fitting dress, with a cutout back and it's halter cut-
C: Sexy as hell…You look incredible Mon. [smiles at her]
M: [smiles back] Thank you. Now, since you're here, come in and help me pick a perfume for tonight.
C: [unsure] okay…
-Both enter her room-
M: [picks up two different bottles of perfume, holds one up to Chan] This one? Or, [switches] this one?
C: Ummm…[thinks while desperately trying not to sneeze] I think I'm allergic to the first one, so the second.
M: Oh, I'm sorry hun. I didn't know. [sprays some of his choice on]
C: So when is your tree in shining armor coming?
M: Don't call him that!
C: What? You don't like him in shining armor?
M: NO, not that. Don't call him a tree.
C: Well, he's tall…
M: So? I'm short, what does that make me?
C: Incredibly cute…umm, a branch?
M: Oh ha ha ha. Well, my terminator is coming in about [glances at her clock] 15 minutes.
C: [gives her a mock menacing look] I'm telling!
M: Oh, grow up!
C: Oh I will, and I will keep growing until I'm bigger and stronger than Richard is!!!
M: Have you fallen asleep again? I think you're dreaming there.
C: Oh whatever. [exits and flops back on the couch]
M: ~rolls eyes~ [goes out and sits down beside him]
-time lapse 5 minutes-
C: So, where's he taking you?
M: I don't know. He said that it was a secret.
C: It better be someplace good.
M: [spacey] Yeah, I hope so.
-there's a knock on the door-
C: Damn! He's early!
M: [going to open the door] at least he knocks!
C: I'm your neighbor!
M: [at the door] Yeah, my food-mooching neighbor.
C: No cute?
M: [opens the door] Hey hun! ~gives him a kiss~
Ri: Hey sexy. Hey Monica. [winks at Chan]
C: [points and laughs a la Chandler]
M: [makes a face] Come in. ~under her breath~ you tree.
C: [upon hearing her] Now you're getting it! [off her look] Oh, you were just kidding huh? [off Richard's confused face and Mon's glare] Well, I'm just going to leave before I say anything that could prove lethal. [runs out]
Ri: What was that all about?
M: Nothing, nothing. [smiles]
Ri: [smiles back] Ready for your surprise?
M: You bet!
Ri: Alright! Let's go babe.
-Both leave-
-Phoebe and Rachel are walking down the street discussing the movie they had just seen-
Ra: Argh! Hugh Grant looked sooo good in it!
P: I don't know… I liked the kid.
Ra: Ewww Pheebs…
P: What? He was cute!
Ra: [rolling her eyes] Yeah right, whatever. It was sooo funny! Except for the part with the duck.
P: That was mean, but it was so fake. But other than that, it was good!
-they stop walking as Phoebe tries to hail a cab-
P: [yelling] Stupid, ignorant taxi drivers!
Ra: That'll get you a cab.
P: I don't see you doing anything!
-finally hails one and they both get in and tell the driver where to go-
Ra: I wonder where Richard took Monica. Probably someplace nice.
P: She's so lucky. A handsome man, who has money and doesn't spend it all on ceramic sculptures of Toucan Sam.
Ra: Uh Pheebs, what?
P: [snapping out] What? Nothing, nevermind.
-they arrive back at Monica and Rachel's-
Ra: I mean, I just wish I could find someone who would love me as much as I'd love them you know? Argh! Men just don't know what's good for them.
P: Ross does. [a la Pheebs] Oops, did I just say that out loud?
Ra: [vaguely hearing what Phoebe said] Phoebe, what does Ross have to do with this? I mean, peop-
P: [interrupting] Ross likes you! [Rach stops talking immediately] Ross likes you Rachel. He has since forever. I can't, we can't believe that you can't see it.
Ra: [stunned] Wow…I…I…wow. Oh my goodness. I can't believe, I mean, I can, but…wow.
P: Yeah, exactly.
-silence-
Ra: Wow, uh, how long has he-
P: A long time Rach, a long time.
Ra: Wow…
I'm gonna end there for now…see, stuff is happening…again, I'll try to type as fast as I can to get the others and the rest up…enjoy and don't litter!