LOTR Meets The Knights of the Round Table!
by SIWeasleyGamgee
This is my first ever posting on ff.net, so please be nice! This is a parody of the "Camelot" song from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" featuring the great Fellowship! There's 2 versions of it. You can pick the one you like best in your reviews! (Speaking of which, PLEASE review!)
NINE OF THE FELLOWSHIP
ELROND: Look! The Fellowship!
ELF #1: The Fellowship!
ELF #2: The Fellowship!
ELF #3: It's only their scale doubles.
ELROND: Ssh! Elves, I bid you welcome to your new quest. Let us join...the Fellowship!
(Ba dum, ba dum dum dum!)
THE FELLOWSHIP:
We're the Nine of the Fellowship
We think ourselves quite hip
We make up rhymes when we've got time
Then off we go to ship!
We dine well here in Middle-Earth
We eat lembas or Sam's cooking-hearth!
SAM: That made no sense...
FRODO: Hush, and hurry up and dance!
THE FELLOWSHIP:
We're the Nine of the Fellowship
Kill Orcs and give `em the slip
But many times we're given rhymes
That are to sing quite bad-ip!
We fight the mean Ringwraiths-a-lot
But we never lose our faith-a-lot!
We all are tough, not drippin'
Swords, axes, bows a-trippin'
Between our quests we shave our chests
And impersonate dear Pippin!
PIPPIN: What!??!
FELLOWSHIP:
It's a good life, we like it-a-lot
SAM: (in uncharacteristically deep voice) I clean poor old Bill's bit-a-lot!
ELROND: Nay, on second thought, let us not join the Fellowship. They are a silly bunch.
ELVES: Right. Right.
Here's version 2: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!
ELROND: Look! The Fellowship!
ELF #1: The Fellowship!
ELF #2: The Fellowship!
ELF #3: It's only their scale doubles.
ELROND: Ssh! Elves, I bid you welcome to your new quest. Let us join...the Fellowship!
(Ba dum, ba dum dum dum!)
THE FELLOWSHIP:
We're the Fellowship of the Ring
We love to dance and sing
We make up rhymes when we've got time
And think that they're quite keen!
We dine well here in Middle-Earth
We eat lembas or Sam's cooking-hearth!
SAM: That made no sense...
FRODO: Hush, and hurry up and dance!
THE FELLOWSHIP:
We're the Fellowship of the Ring
Kill many nasty things
But many times we're given rhymes
That none of us can sing!
We fight the mean Ringwraiths-a-lot
But we never lose our faith-a-lot!
We all are tough and keen
Defeat just ain't our thing!
Between our quests we shave our chests
And impersonate Don King!
It's a good life, we like it-a-lot...
SAM: (in uncharacteristically deep voice) I clean poor old Bill's bit-a-lot!
ELROND: Nay, on second thought, let us not join the Fellowship. They are a silly bunch.
ELVES: Right. Right.
The End! Thank you all for reading, and PLEASE REVIEW!!!
by SIWeasleyGamgee
This is my first ever posting on ff.net, so please be nice! This is a parody of the "Camelot" song from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" featuring the great Fellowship! There's 2 versions of it. You can pick the one you like best in your reviews! (Speaking of which, PLEASE review!)
NINE OF THE FELLOWSHIP
ELROND: Look! The Fellowship!
ELF #1: The Fellowship!
ELF #2: The Fellowship!
ELF #3: It's only their scale doubles.
ELROND: Ssh! Elves, I bid you welcome to your new quest. Let us join...the Fellowship!
(Ba dum, ba dum dum dum!)
THE FELLOWSHIP:
We're the Nine of the Fellowship
We think ourselves quite hip
We make up rhymes when we've got time
Then off we go to ship!
We dine well here in Middle-Earth
We eat lembas or Sam's cooking-hearth!
SAM: That made no sense...
FRODO: Hush, and hurry up and dance!
THE FELLOWSHIP:
We're the Nine of the Fellowship
Kill Orcs and give `em the slip
But many times we're given rhymes
That are to sing quite bad-ip!
We fight the mean Ringwraiths-a-lot
But we never lose our faith-a-lot!
We all are tough, not drippin'
Swords, axes, bows a-trippin'
Between our quests we shave our chests
And impersonate dear Pippin!
PIPPIN: What!??!
FELLOWSHIP:
It's a good life, we like it-a-lot
SAM: (in uncharacteristically deep voice) I clean poor old Bill's bit-a-lot!
ELROND: Nay, on second thought, let us not join the Fellowship. They are a silly bunch.
ELVES: Right. Right.
Here's version 2: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!
ELROND: Look! The Fellowship!
ELF #1: The Fellowship!
ELF #2: The Fellowship!
ELF #3: It's only their scale doubles.
ELROND: Ssh! Elves, I bid you welcome to your new quest. Let us join...the Fellowship!
(Ba dum, ba dum dum dum!)
THE FELLOWSHIP:
We're the Fellowship of the Ring
We love to dance and sing
We make up rhymes when we've got time
And think that they're quite keen!
We dine well here in Middle-Earth
We eat lembas or Sam's cooking-hearth!
SAM: That made no sense...
FRODO: Hush, and hurry up and dance!
THE FELLOWSHIP:
We're the Fellowship of the Ring
Kill many nasty things
But many times we're given rhymes
That none of us can sing!
We fight the mean Ringwraiths-a-lot
But we never lose our faith-a-lot!
We all are tough and keen
Defeat just ain't our thing!
Between our quests we shave our chests
And impersonate Don King!
It's a good life, we like it-a-lot...
SAM: (in uncharacteristically deep voice) I clean poor old Bill's bit-a-lot!
ELROND: Nay, on second thought, let us not join the Fellowship. They are a silly bunch.
ELVES: Right. Right.
The End! Thank you all for reading, and PLEASE REVIEW!!!