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Last Chapter 16: The Farewell
Many great (aka stupid) things had happen along the school year, and innumerable incidents (meant or accidental) passed by their minds when all of our friends were packing.
"Ugh, I don't want to leave!! It's much too soon, and I want more adventures!!" exclaimed Chrissie, shoving a sleeping Ron from her underwear drawer. He fell on the next suitcase, Grace's and she kicked him off rather hard.
"Yeah well all the adventures you're talking about, Chrissie, dear, were all caused by Harry, or nearly by him!!" squeaked Grace, as she sat on her suitcase to try to lock it. Ron fell over, rolling, onto Monica's suitcase, which was rather full of tuna cans and pieces of sponges.
"Well, I had fun, and I got into a diet of tuna and lost .0001 gram of fat!!" she said proudly , and Harry came in.
"Kotex Fits. Period. I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME MOMMY!!" and he threw himself onto Kat and Monica's arms. Kat shuddered and gave him to Monica, and she shoved him to the end of her closet. He poked his head out and showed them a pair of Batman underwear.
"Ooh who was Monica with uh? Haha!" and Monica snatched the underwear from him.
"It was from Jason, Peachy gave it to him when she left him, and I just stuffed it in there like you, Harry." And she sat on her suitcase, and magically (not) it closed.
Jason came in, and he looked rather nervous. He cleared his throat to let them know he was there, and he went and stood next to Monica.
"Um" he whispered "I'm gonna tell them that I am-"
"Why?? You don't want to be the unmasked hero of our time?? You'll lose all the credit you've been having dummy!!" barked Monica silently.
"No, I'm not gonna go and save anymore people unless it is exceptionally needed. I'm going to live a normal, Asian-Cool-Dude life, like any other person." And he cleared his throat once again.
"Uh hello everyone, um I've got something to say…Um I am Spiderman." And he closed his eyes and made a face as if he was waiting for some storm to come.
Everyone burst laughing.
Tyler, who had just come in with Jade, was supporting himself on the four-poster bed, Kat was punching the floor, on all four, Hermione, Chrissie, and Grace were falling onto chairs and beds, laughing hysterically. Ron was still snoozing. Monica looked at Jason. He looked back. They both shrugged.
"I told you you'd lose all the credit." Said Monica in a matter-of-fact tone. He nodded and was heading for the door when she screamed and fell out the window (on purpose). Jason rushed down, shot one of the spider webs, and dived down to catch her. Everyone huddled to look out the window.
He had got her when she was near the ground, grabbing her by her wrist.
"Are you crazy? I mean yes you are, but what were you thinking??" asked Jason, totally surprised.
"Hey, give me some respect, I'm training to be schizophrenic, and I was just trying to show them that you really are Spiderman! See? It worked!" and she pointed upwards, to the window were everybody crowded to look at them come.
With many "oohs" and many "aahs" they reached the window, and got safely in. Everyone was observing, poking, congratulating, remarking, complimenting, and asking Jason. Somehow, he whispered thanks to her, and she just smiled and went back to packing.
The whole school was getting in the train. Harry previously had started crying, even though in two months he'd be back. He claimed that "these year's spirits weren't coming back, like dogs to bubble gum coffee". Just where the bubble gum coffee thing had come from, no one knew.
Hagrid informed them that the Mandrakes that were left over from third year were successfully killed by the cauliflower massacre, up in Rainbow Valley. It seemed that Grace's bus had been outran by the Milk Truck, and she had got mad, and started throwing cauliflower coffee at the truck. Kat just sighed and went looking for Flint. Hermione went to look for Diggory's cousin (his name was Tumblederto Gobler), and the rest of the gang, including Jason and Jade and Tyler, got the last compartment. (Ginny hadn't been at school because she had run away with Jeffrey the Giraffe from "Toys R us" and had got married as well).
The party passed their last hours together playing "Catch-the- glasses" game, (they used Harry's), "Spin the katana" (using Tyler's), Puke (instead of Speed with cards), and "Let's see who can smooch a pear longer", a new game introduced by Jade, with a few changes:
1) Jade had said "french kissing" with every girl.
2) He had also included the "touch and guess" part (you can all imagine what it is)
3) He was the only one who could kiss, and not Jason, Tyler, Harry, or Ron.
And they had all conjured up a pear, and glued to Jade's mouth so that he could play the game and everyone else could snigger at him.
Finally the Hogwart's Express reached King's Cross Station, and pulled up on Platform 234.89 1/4 and a pint (they had changed the numbers, to make it obstruct for Muggles). They all gathered their luggage, and gave each other's phone numbers so that they could call each other. Suddenly, Dumbledore, who had come with them because wanted to spend a vacation at Israel (trying to help Bush fix the War on terrorism, since he was the world's last hope) called their attention.
"I have a very, very last announcement: I am retiring (and living in Majorca) and the next Headmaster will be your dearest teacher Professor Snape".
Everyone gasped. Neville choked and died. Harry had a heart attack. Every single Hafflepuffian, Revenclaw, and Gryffindorian had some spasm, hot flash, or nervous breakdown. What was going to happen at Hogwarts next year with Snape at command?? I wouldn't know because I'm stopping from writing their future!!! ;)
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!! (really? Yes! Ohh…ow...shut up...okay…sniff sniff)
Last Chapter 16: The Farewell
Many great (aka stupid) things had happen along the school year, and innumerable incidents (meant or accidental) passed by their minds when all of our friends were packing.
"Ugh, I don't want to leave!! It's much too soon, and I want more adventures!!" exclaimed Chrissie, shoving a sleeping Ron from her underwear drawer. He fell on the next suitcase, Grace's and she kicked him off rather hard.
"Yeah well all the adventures you're talking about, Chrissie, dear, were all caused by Harry, or nearly by him!!" squeaked Grace, as she sat on her suitcase to try to lock it. Ron fell over, rolling, onto Monica's suitcase, which was rather full of tuna cans and pieces of sponges.
"Well, I had fun, and I got into a diet of tuna and lost .0001 gram of fat!!" she said proudly , and Harry came in.
"Kotex Fits. Period. I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME MOMMY!!" and he threw himself onto Kat and Monica's arms. Kat shuddered and gave him to Monica, and she shoved him to the end of her closet. He poked his head out and showed them a pair of Batman underwear.
"Ooh who was Monica with uh? Haha!" and Monica snatched the underwear from him.
"It was from Jason, Peachy gave it to him when she left him, and I just stuffed it in there like you, Harry." And she sat on her suitcase, and magically (not) it closed.
Jason came in, and he looked rather nervous. He cleared his throat to let them know he was there, and he went and stood next to Monica.
"Um" he whispered "I'm gonna tell them that I am-"
"Why?? You don't want to be the unmasked hero of our time?? You'll lose all the credit you've been having dummy!!" barked Monica silently.
"No, I'm not gonna go and save anymore people unless it is exceptionally needed. I'm going to live a normal, Asian-Cool-Dude life, like any other person." And he cleared his throat once again.
"Uh hello everyone, um I've got something to say…Um I am Spiderman." And he closed his eyes and made a face as if he was waiting for some storm to come.
Everyone burst laughing.
Tyler, who had just come in with Jade, was supporting himself on the four-poster bed, Kat was punching the floor, on all four, Hermione, Chrissie, and Grace were falling onto chairs and beds, laughing hysterically. Ron was still snoozing. Monica looked at Jason. He looked back. They both shrugged.
"I told you you'd lose all the credit." Said Monica in a matter-of-fact tone. He nodded and was heading for the door when she screamed and fell out the window (on purpose). Jason rushed down, shot one of the spider webs, and dived down to catch her. Everyone huddled to look out the window.
He had got her when she was near the ground, grabbing her by her wrist.
"Are you crazy? I mean yes you are, but what were you thinking??" asked Jason, totally surprised.
"Hey, give me some respect, I'm training to be schizophrenic, and I was just trying to show them that you really are Spiderman! See? It worked!" and she pointed upwards, to the window were everybody crowded to look at them come.
With many "oohs" and many "aahs" they reached the window, and got safely in. Everyone was observing, poking, congratulating, remarking, complimenting, and asking Jason. Somehow, he whispered thanks to her, and she just smiled and went back to packing.
The whole school was getting in the train. Harry previously had started crying, even though in two months he'd be back. He claimed that "these year's spirits weren't coming back, like dogs to bubble gum coffee". Just where the bubble gum coffee thing had come from, no one knew.
Hagrid informed them that the Mandrakes that were left over from third year were successfully killed by the cauliflower massacre, up in Rainbow Valley. It seemed that Grace's bus had been outran by the Milk Truck, and she had got mad, and started throwing cauliflower coffee at the truck. Kat just sighed and went looking for Flint. Hermione went to look for Diggory's cousin (his name was Tumblederto Gobler), and the rest of the gang, including Jason and Jade and Tyler, got the last compartment. (Ginny hadn't been at school because she had run away with Jeffrey the Giraffe from "Toys R us" and had got married as well).
The party passed their last hours together playing "Catch-the- glasses" game, (they used Harry's), "Spin the katana" (using Tyler's), Puke (instead of Speed with cards), and "Let's see who can smooch a pear longer", a new game introduced by Jade, with a few changes:
1) Jade had said "french kissing" with every girl.
2) He had also included the "touch and guess" part (you can all imagine what it is)
3) He was the only one who could kiss, and not Jason, Tyler, Harry, or Ron.
And they had all conjured up a pear, and glued to Jade's mouth so that he could play the game and everyone else could snigger at him.
Finally the Hogwart's Express reached King's Cross Station, and pulled up on Platform 234.89 1/4 and a pint (they had changed the numbers, to make it obstruct for Muggles). They all gathered their luggage, and gave each other's phone numbers so that they could call each other. Suddenly, Dumbledore, who had come with them because wanted to spend a vacation at Israel (trying to help Bush fix the War on terrorism, since he was the world's last hope) called their attention.
"I have a very, very last announcement: I am retiring (and living in Majorca) and the next Headmaster will be your dearest teacher Professor Snape".
Everyone gasped. Neville choked and died. Harry had a heart attack. Every single Hafflepuffian, Revenclaw, and Gryffindorian had some spasm, hot flash, or nervous breakdown. What was going to happen at Hogwarts next year with Snape at command?? I wouldn't know because I'm stopping from writing their future!!! ;)
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!! (really? Yes! Ohh…ow...shut up...okay…sniff sniff)