Monty Python Meets The Lord of the Rings! & Other LOTR-Themed Song Parodies
by SIWeasleyGamgee
Hey guys! Long title, I know. A HUGE THANK YOU and a golden ring (Don't worry, I'm not hiding one mixed with my own blood to take you guys over and use you for my own corrupt purposes....or am I?) to my reviewers!!!!!!! Glad to know I could put a laugh in your day! Hopefully you'll laugh at this too, because GUESS WHAT?!?!? I wrote another LOTR/MP parody!!!! This one's a parody of "The Lumberjack Song." Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
THE RINGBEARER SONG
Frodo stands proudly next to a tree with one arm around Sam who's gazing adoringly at him. The others of the Fellowship are a little way off, Pippin, Merry and Gimli on one knee in front of Gandalf, Boromir, and Aragorn, who are striking funky poses. They all wear cheesy smiles. Suddenly Frodo begins to sing.
FRODO: I'm the Ringbearer and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I run from wraiths!
THE FELLOWSHIP: He's the Ringbearer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he runs from wraiths!
FRODO: I bear the Ring, I eat lembas
I go to the lava'try
On Wednesdays I join a fellowship
And invite Sam o'er for tea!
THE FELL.: He bears the Ring, he eats lembas
He goes to the lava'try
On Wednesdays 'e joins a fellowship
And invites Sam o'er for tea!
He's the Ringbearer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he runs from wraiths!
FRODO: I bear the Ring, I run and hide
I hang with Leg-o-lass!
I kill a couple baddies
And hang around Orthanc!
THE FELL.: He bears the Ring, he runs and hides
He hangs with Leg-o-lass!
He kill a couple baddies...
(All look at each other, confused, and speak the last line.)
And hangs around Orthanc?
(They snap back to their cheesy-smile mode.)
He's the Ringbearer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he runs from wraiths!
FRODO: I bear the Ring, I wear Orc mail
And a token of the Dark Lord's paw
I wish I'd been an Orcie
To please my lord Sauron!
THE FELL.: He bears the Ring, he wears Orc mail...
(Speaking, disbelief all over their faces)
And a token...of the Dark Lord's paw?
Wishes he'd been...an Orcie?
(In disgust, all but Sam/Frodo walk off, crying "Traitor!" "Idiot!" "Worthless halfling!" and other such insults. Sam, tears in his eyes, gazes up at Frodo.)
SAM: Oh, Frodo! And I thought you were so heroic! (He shoves Frodo's arm off his shoulders and runs off sobbing.)
ALL: He's the Ringbearer and he's ooo-kaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
::::makes a sweeping bow::::::: Thank you, thank you! Hope you liked it, and even if you didn't, thank you anyway! Review! I have one more song (not a MP song, unfortunately) for you, so click on the next chapter button if you dare!!!
Evil laughter is heard.
Me: SAURON! STOP it!!!
by SIWeasleyGamgee
Hey guys! Long title, I know. A HUGE THANK YOU and a golden ring (Don't worry, I'm not hiding one mixed with my own blood to take you guys over and use you for my own corrupt purposes....or am I?) to my reviewers!!!!!!! Glad to know I could put a laugh in your day! Hopefully you'll laugh at this too, because GUESS WHAT?!?!? I wrote another LOTR/MP parody!!!! This one's a parody of "The Lumberjack Song." Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
THE RINGBEARER SONG
Frodo stands proudly next to a tree with one arm around Sam who's gazing adoringly at him. The others of the Fellowship are a little way off, Pippin, Merry and Gimli on one knee in front of Gandalf, Boromir, and Aragorn, who are striking funky poses. They all wear cheesy smiles. Suddenly Frodo begins to sing.
FRODO: I'm the Ringbearer and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I run from wraiths!
THE FELLOWSHIP: He's the Ringbearer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he runs from wraiths!
FRODO: I bear the Ring, I eat lembas
I go to the lava'try
On Wednesdays I join a fellowship
And invite Sam o'er for tea!
THE FELL.: He bears the Ring, he eats lembas
He goes to the lava'try
On Wednesdays 'e joins a fellowship
And invites Sam o'er for tea!
He's the Ringbearer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he runs from wraiths!
FRODO: I bear the Ring, I run and hide
I hang with Leg-o-lass!
I kill a couple baddies
And hang around Orthanc!
THE FELL.: He bears the Ring, he runs and hides
He hangs with Leg-o-lass!
He kill a couple baddies...
(All look at each other, confused, and speak the last line.)
And hangs around Orthanc?
(They snap back to their cheesy-smile mode.)
He's the Ringbearer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he runs from wraiths!
FRODO: I bear the Ring, I wear Orc mail
And a token of the Dark Lord's paw
I wish I'd been an Orcie
To please my lord Sauron!
THE FELL.: He bears the Ring, he wears Orc mail...
(Speaking, disbelief all over their faces)
And a token...of the Dark Lord's paw?
Wishes he'd been...an Orcie?
(In disgust, all but Sam/Frodo walk off, crying "Traitor!" "Idiot!" "Worthless halfling!" and other such insults. Sam, tears in his eyes, gazes up at Frodo.)
SAM: Oh, Frodo! And I thought you were so heroic! (He shoves Frodo's arm off his shoulders and runs off sobbing.)
ALL: He's the Ringbearer and he's ooo-kaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
::::makes a sweeping bow::::::: Thank you, thank you! Hope you liked it, and even if you didn't, thank you anyway! Review! I have one more song (not a MP song, unfortunately) for you, so click on the next chapter button if you dare!!!
Evil laughter is heard.
Me: SAURON! STOP it!!!