Monty Python Meets The Lord of the Rings! & Other LOTR-Themed Song Parodies
by SIWeasleyGamgee
Here's something for LOTR/Beatles fans! I whipped up a little parody of "Taxman" from Sauron's point of view! Sauron's singing will be in plain text, while Orc back-ups will be in (parentheses). (Comments/exposition in italics and parentheses). Enjoy!
DARK MAN
(Sauron and some Orcs are standing around the Dark Tower. Sauron gazes toward Mt. Doom. The cries of the Nagzul are heard faintly. Suddenly with a poof a drum set appears, along with 2 guitars and a bass guitar. Microphones fall from the sky. Orcs run up and take their places at the instruments. Sauron strides over to the front and center microphone. With a "one-two-three-four" from the Orc on the drums, Sauron begins to sing.)
Let me tell you how it will be
Those with the Nine are slaves to me
`Cause I'm the Dark man
Yeaaah I'm the Dark maaaaaaan!
Should one gold ring appear too small
Be thankful I don't kill you all
`Cause I'm the Dark man
Yeaaaah I'm the Dark maaaaaaan!
(If you defy me me) I'll blow up your street
(If you make me mad mad) You'll feel my heat
(If you enter Mordor) It is my seat
(If you don't find the Ring Ring) I'll hack your feet!
(Dark maaaaaaan!)
(With a flash of light Saruman appears with guitar in hand and plays a rockin' solo. The watching Orcs step backwards slightly.)
A warning to those who defy (aaaahhhhh, Mr. Sauron!)
I'll stick hot needles in your eyes (aaaaah, Mr. Mean!)
Cause I'm the Dark man
Yeaaaah I'm the Dark maaaaaaan!
And the ruler of Middle-Earth is me! (Dark maaaaaan!)
(Their shock over, the audience of Dark creatures clap, cheer, and stamp their feet wildly. A chant of "Sauron! Sauron!" is started. The noise reaches fever pitch. Suddenly Sauron goes all freaky/evil-lord-y.)
Sauron: STOP IT AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(With a flash of golden light several Orcs are killed. The rest shut up and everything returns to "normal". Saruman bows to his Lord.)
Saruman: Excellent performance, my Lord!
Saruman: YOU TOO!!!!!
(Saruman grovels. End.)
Hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it! Review!!
PS-Imagine the things that Sauron shouts as in huge type, underlined and bolded. ff.net won't let me upload it the way it was.
by SIWeasleyGamgee
Here's something for LOTR/Beatles fans! I whipped up a little parody of "Taxman" from Sauron's point of view! Sauron's singing will be in plain text, while Orc back-ups will be in (parentheses). (Comments/exposition in italics and parentheses). Enjoy!
DARK MAN
(Sauron and some Orcs are standing around the Dark Tower. Sauron gazes toward Mt. Doom. The cries of the Nagzul are heard faintly. Suddenly with a poof a drum set appears, along with 2 guitars and a bass guitar. Microphones fall from the sky. Orcs run up and take their places at the instruments. Sauron strides over to the front and center microphone. With a "one-two-three-four" from the Orc on the drums, Sauron begins to sing.)
Let me tell you how it will be
Those with the Nine are slaves to me
`Cause I'm the Dark man
Yeaaah I'm the Dark maaaaaaan!
Should one gold ring appear too small
Be thankful I don't kill you all
`Cause I'm the Dark man
Yeaaaah I'm the Dark maaaaaaan!
(If you defy me me) I'll blow up your street
(If you make me mad mad) You'll feel my heat
(If you enter Mordor) It is my seat
(If you don't find the Ring Ring) I'll hack your feet!
(Dark maaaaaaan!)
(With a flash of light Saruman appears with guitar in hand and plays a rockin' solo. The watching Orcs step backwards slightly.)
A warning to those who defy (aaaahhhhh, Mr. Sauron!)
I'll stick hot needles in your eyes (aaaaah, Mr. Mean!)
Cause I'm the Dark man
Yeaaaah I'm the Dark maaaaaaan!
And the ruler of Middle-Earth is me! (Dark maaaaaan!)
(Their shock over, the audience of Dark creatures clap, cheer, and stamp their feet wildly. A chant of "Sauron! Sauron!" is started. The noise reaches fever pitch. Suddenly Sauron goes all freaky/evil-lord-y.)
Sauron: STOP IT AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(With a flash of golden light several Orcs are killed. The rest shut up and everything returns to "normal". Saruman bows to his Lord.)
Saruman: Excellent performance, my Lord!
Saruman: YOU TOO!!!!!
(Saruman grovels. End.)
Hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it! Review!!
PS-Imagine the things that Sauron shouts as in huge type, underlined and bolded. ff.net won't let me upload it the way it was.