Monty Python Meets Lord Of The Rings! and Other Song Parodies

by SIHansonWeasleyGamgee

Hey guys! Here's a LOTR-style parody of the song "She Loves You" by the Beatles that struck me upside the head yesterday as my internet was spazzing out. Three different LOTR characters' views on the Ring of Power (there would have been more people, but "She Loves You" is only three verses long!) Enjoy and review!

THE ONE RING

The One Ring, yeah yeah yeah

The One Ring, yeah yeah yeah

The One Ring, yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah!

GOLLUM: We think we've lost our Ring

Baggins took it yesterday-ee-yay

It spoke riddles with me

Then it slunk quickly away-ee-yay

We've lost our One Ring!

And we know that Baggins' baaad

We've lost our One Ring

And that made my Precious maaad!

GANDALF: Before I didn't know

Bilbo's Ring was on Sauron's mii-ii-iind

But the old texts said so;

The Ring's of evil kii-ii-ind!

It is the One Ring! And I know that that is baaad!

It's the One Ring! If Sauron gets it he'll be glaaaad, oooooh!

ALL: The One Ring, yeah yeah yeah

The One Ring yeah, yeah, yeah

When the Ring is gone

Then Middle-Earth'll be glaad!

FRODO: I know it's up to me

To destroy that which I bear

It weighs so much, you see

But with friends I will get there!

It is the One Ring! Faithful Sam and I shall go

It is the One Ring! To Mount Doom--how, we don't kno-ow! Oooooooh!

ALL: The One Ring, yeah yeah yeah!

The One Ring, yeah yeah yeah

When the Ring is gone

Then Middle-Earth'll be glaaad!

When the Ring is gone

Then Middle-Earth'll be glaaaad!

When the Ring is gone

Then Middle-Earth willlll...

Be glaaaaaaadddddd!!!

Yeah yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!



Maybe it wasn't as good as some of my others, but hope it made you smile anyway! As always, review please! And also, if anyone has a song they'd like to see parodied to LOTR, send it to me or post it in your reviews! See you next time!