Monty Python Meets The Lord of the Rings! & Other LOTR-Themed Song Parodies
by SIHansonWeasleyGamgee
Hello, dear readers! Today I have yet another parody for you from Monty Python and the Holy Grail--but THIS time, I'm parodying a whole scene for you! Easily my longest parody yet!! (Copyright notice: I don't own or claim to own either MP or any character mentioned in this parody. I got the script of this scene from a website. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!! :::::::begs::::::: :::::::snaps out of it::::::) Anyway, here for your enjoyment is: The Tale of Sir Merry!! (Thanks to my reviewer for giving me this idea!!) Enjoy!
THE TALE OF SIR MERRY
NARRATOR:(jumps into the story from some unknown place) The Tale of Sir Merry. So each of the Fellowship have gone their separate ways. Sir Merry rode to the aid of Minas Tirith, with Theoden and his company, accompanied by his favorite minstrels.
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Merry
Rode forth with Theoden.
He was not afraid of Nagzul, O brave Sir Merry.
He was not at all afraid to be turned into a wraith,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Merry!
He was not in the least bit scared to be vaporized to a pulp,
Or to have the Black Breath come, and by Orcs be taken.
To have his clothing split, and his body searched all day
For a Ring that might be hidden, brave Sir Merry!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And tortured all day for the Ring's whereabouts
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his p--
SIR MERRY: That's-that's, uh-that's enough music for now, lads. Heh. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
3 ORCS: Halt! Who art thou?
MINSTREL: [singing] He is brave Sir Merry, brave Sir Merry, who--
MERRY: Shut up! Um, n-n-n-nobody really, I'm j-j-j-ju-just um, just passing through with King Theoden here...
3 ORCS: What do you want?
MINSTREL: [singing] To fight, and--
MERRY: Shut up! Um-nothing, nothing really. I, uh, j-j-just-just to um, just to p-pass through, oh Orcs.
ALL ORCS: I'm afraid not!
MERRY: Ah. W-- well, actually I-- I was a Member of the Fellowship, b-but now I'm-I'm Theoden's e-e-esquire.
ALL ORCS: You were a Member of the Fellowship?
MERRY: I was.
ORC 1: In that case I shall have to kill you.
ORC 2: Shall I?
ORC 3: Oh, I don't think so.
ORC 2: Well, what do I think?
ORC 1: I think kill him.
ORC 3: Oh, let's take him to the Eye.
ORC 1: Oh shut up.
MERRY: Perhaps I could--
ORC 1: And you. Oh, quick! Get your swords out. I want to cut his head off!
ORC 3: Oh, cut your own head off!
ORC 2: Yes, do us all a favor!
ORC 1: What?
ORC 3: Yapping on all the time.
ORC 2: You're lucky. You're not in his company.
ORC 1: What do you mean?
ORC 2: You snore!
ORC 1: Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
ORC 3: Oh stop complaining and let's go have tea.
ORC 1: Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and lembas.
ORC 2: Yes.
ORC 3: Oh, not lembas.
ORC 1: All right. All right, not lembas, but let's kill him anyway.
ALL ORCS: Right!
(They turn, but Merry along with Theoden's company and the minstrels have gone.)
ORC 2: He buggered off.
ORC 3: So he has. He's scampered.
MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir Merry ran away.
MERRY: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away away.
MERRY: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] When Orcs reared their ugly heads, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
MERRY: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Merry turned about
MERRY: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly he chickened out, bravely taking to his feet--
MERRY: I never did!
MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat.
MERRY: All lies!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Merry!
MERRY: I never!
(They ride off and follow Theoden's company.)
There you have it--the single longest parody ever written by me!!! Hope you enjoyed it! (If you think this is VERY similar to the scene from MP&theHG, it's because it is--I didn't feel the need to change too much of the conversation between the 3-Headed Knight of the movie and the 3 Orcs of my parody.) Review!!!
by SIHansonWeasleyGamgee
Hello, dear readers! Today I have yet another parody for you from Monty Python and the Holy Grail--but THIS time, I'm parodying a whole scene for you! Easily my longest parody yet!! (Copyright notice: I don't own or claim to own either MP or any character mentioned in this parody. I got the script of this scene from a website. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!! :::::::begs::::::: :::::::snaps out of it::::::) Anyway, here for your enjoyment is: The Tale of Sir Merry!! (Thanks to my reviewer for giving me this idea!!) Enjoy!
THE TALE OF SIR MERRY
NARRATOR:(jumps into the story from some unknown place) The Tale of Sir Merry. So each of the Fellowship have gone their separate ways. Sir Merry rode to the aid of Minas Tirith, with Theoden and his company, accompanied by his favorite minstrels.
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Merry
Rode forth with Theoden.
He was not afraid of Nagzul, O brave Sir Merry.
He was not at all afraid to be turned into a wraith,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Merry!
He was not in the least bit scared to be vaporized to a pulp,
Or to have the Black Breath come, and by Orcs be taken.
To have his clothing split, and his body searched all day
For a Ring that might be hidden, brave Sir Merry!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And tortured all day for the Ring's whereabouts
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his p--
SIR MERRY: That's-that's, uh-that's enough music for now, lads. Heh. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
3 ORCS: Halt! Who art thou?
MINSTREL: [singing] He is brave Sir Merry, brave Sir Merry, who--
MERRY: Shut up! Um, n-n-n-nobody really, I'm j-j-j-ju-just um, just passing through with King Theoden here...
3 ORCS: What do you want?
MINSTREL: [singing] To fight, and--
MERRY: Shut up! Um-nothing, nothing really. I, uh, j-j-just-just to um, just to p-pass through, oh Orcs.
ALL ORCS: I'm afraid not!
MERRY: Ah. W-- well, actually I-- I was a Member of the Fellowship, b-but now I'm-I'm Theoden's e-e-esquire.
ALL ORCS: You were a Member of the Fellowship?
MERRY: I was.
ORC 1: In that case I shall have to kill you.
ORC 2: Shall I?
ORC 3: Oh, I don't think so.
ORC 2: Well, what do I think?
ORC 1: I think kill him.
ORC 3: Oh, let's take him to the Eye.
ORC 1: Oh shut up.
MERRY: Perhaps I could--
ORC 1: And you. Oh, quick! Get your swords out. I want to cut his head off!
ORC 3: Oh, cut your own head off!
ORC 2: Yes, do us all a favor!
ORC 1: What?
ORC 3: Yapping on all the time.
ORC 2: You're lucky. You're not in his company.
ORC 1: What do you mean?
ORC 2: You snore!
ORC 1: Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
ORC 3: Oh stop complaining and let's go have tea.
ORC 1: Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and lembas.
ORC 2: Yes.
ORC 3: Oh, not lembas.
ORC 1: All right. All right, not lembas, but let's kill him anyway.
ALL ORCS: Right!
(They turn, but Merry along with Theoden's company and the minstrels have gone.)
ORC 2: He buggered off.
ORC 3: So he has. He's scampered.
MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir Merry ran away.
MERRY: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away away.
MERRY: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] When Orcs reared their ugly heads, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
MERRY: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Merry turned about
MERRY: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly he chickened out, bravely taking to his feet--
MERRY: I never did!
MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat.
MERRY: All lies!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Merry!
MERRY: I never!
(They ride off and follow Theoden's company.)
There you have it--the single longest parody ever written by me!!! Hope you enjoyed it! (If you think this is VERY similar to the scene from MP&theHG, it's because it is--I didn't feel the need to change too much of the conversation between the 3-Headed Knight of the movie and the 3 Orcs of my parody.) Review!!!