Monty Python Meets The Lord of the Rings! & Other LOTR-Themed Song Parodies

by SIWeasleyGamgee

Hey guys! First off, I'd like to say THANK YOU SO MUCH and give a huge hug to Monkey McCartney. Your kind reviews encouraged me to post these parodies I've had for a while. I know it's been forever since I've posted any parodies--hopefully I'll still get some readers and reviewers (hint :)!)! I have two for you today. Number one is yet another Beatles-themed parody--a LOTR spin on "Since I Saw Her Standing There."

~@*WARNING*@~ --This parody contains a MAJOR spoiler for those who haven't read the books--DO NOT read any further if you don't want to spoil the suprise in the next movie!

This song's from Sam's point of view after Shelob has "killed" his master. (You non-book-reader people who kept reading, don't say I didn't warn you!) Enjoy!

SINCE I CLIMBED THE DIMRILL STAIR

Well she was just the spider queen,

Big, gross, fat and mean,

And the way she killed

Mr. Frodo, just made me stare

Now I'll never dance with my master,

Ooooooh! Since I climbed the Dimrill Stair.

Well Gollum looked at me,

And I, I could see,

That before too long

There'd be some treachery there,

How can I dance with my master,

Oooooh! Since I climbed the Dimrill Stair.

Well my heart went doom

When Shelob crossed that room

And I saw her sting

My masterrrrrrr...

Oh, I cried through the night

As I held dear Frodo tight

And before too long

The Ring was mine to bear,

How can I dance with my master,

Ooooh! Since I climbed the Dimrill Stair.

(interlude)

Well my heart went doom,

When Shelob crossed that room

And I saw her sting

My masterrrrrrr...

Oh, I cried through the night

As I held dear Frodo tight

And before too long

The Ring was mine to bear,

How can I dance with my master,

Ooooh! Since I climbed the Dimrill Stair.

Since I climbed the Dimrill Stair.

Since I climbed the Dimmmmrill Staaaaair!



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